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Author Topic: Taken ill on a punt?  (Read 1348 times)

If it's any consolation HP the clutching your chest and dropping dead from a heart attack is more the exception than the rule, most people don't realise they've had one.

Last year I started to feel a bit unwell on the Thursday night but didn't think much of it, I was getting a bit worried by the Sunday so phoned the NHS helpline and described my symptoms. 10 mins later the ambulance and paramedics were there and found my heart rate was 30 bpm, 30 mins later I was in a hospital bed. Monday stents done, Tuesday pacemaker fitted, Wednesday back home.

The last thing I thought was that I'd had a heart attack but I had. I went to cardiac rehabilitation classes a few weeks later with about 20 others, all had various degrees of heart attack but not one realised at the time.

Similar thing happened to me. Three heart attacks in two days, in hospital on Wednesday, stent fitted on Thursday and home on Friday. Thought I would put a smile on the then Mrs MIW's face on Sunday so I lit a fire in her old wigwam then had a punt two weeks later. Went back to work after three weeks.


Bad enough worrying about being stood up, bait and switched or catching a dose as it is....... If I chucked feelings of impending doom into the mix I reckon I'd have to just give up punting!


I have these fear for good reason, a history of heart problems though not the same as those listed. I shall not give you an organ recital unless you PM me.
HP

What happens if the WG drops during a punt?!! Would you walk out? Get help? Would be fun explaining that one!

Go to Kerry in Watford. ex A/E resus nurse.

Good punt too. At least when I saw her a few years back.

Haha, if that was a heart examination she was doing when I saw her, she was taking a very odd route to check it  :D :D

Offline webpunter

What happens if the WG drops during a punt?!! Would you walk out? Get help? Would be fun explaining that one!
If you've got an OH that would take some serious explaining if the rozzers pay a visit to your house to ask some Q's another time.  I'd call an ambulance - better to be under questioning from the rozzers at the scene rather than being traced a week or two later.  I'd just give my punting mobile & explain the situation.  And check it daily !  So what if the OH finds out.  Might put me off punting for a while - well i'd stick to parlours  :lol:

There was a chap who had a heart attack and died when going to a parlour in Walsall.  Google it as it was in the local paper

I am 74, am I the oldest punter on here?

HP - I am so pleased to learn that there is someone older than me who still enjoys the "experience" - though I must admit to never having been worried about dropping off the perch while punting.

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how about if she goes into labour mid-punt? If it is a boy she would name it after you. Nobody would know as it would be your punting name .....

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how about if she goes into labour mid-punt? If it is a boy she would name it after you. Nobody would know as it would be your punting name .....
At 200 an hour?  I think she's safe.

Offline Aspen

Even worse if you are a public figure;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/2983610.stm

I can think of worse ways to go, but not nice for his wife and family.
Banning reason: Secret barebacker who used the name "Loneranger" to slag off UKP and spread malicious claims against admin + Previously banned as "overhead". Also known as "Warwick"


Not ill exactly but very awkward and fucking painful....a girl caught my Jap's eye with her tongue stud during owo, I felt a sharp pain and thought nothing of it until she came up for air and as I laid back and she started to put the condom on it starts bleeding....and won't stop, she starts going on about "you must have a kidney infection" and I'm saying, "no, I think you cut me with your tongue stud", we to and fro waiting for the bleeding to stop and I take her with me to the brightly lit bathroom for a further examination. We discover a tiny nick [I said tiny nick, cheeky] that still won't stop bleeding, she's apoplectic at this stage, apologising profusely and I'm deliriously happy that it's nothing serious, despite the fact I haven't cum and have no prospect of doing so for a while.

After around 15 minutes the bleeding thankfully stops, her flatmate returns, looks hot and after negotiation skills worthy of Rumpole of The Bailey I book a due, at half price for the following week, so all ended well.


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