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Offline Horizontal pleasures

I am terrified that I shall have a stroke or a heart attack or some other dangerous event in the middle of a punt. I mean what a way to go, but what if that is where I am found by friends and family? Would a lady have the common sense to call 999 and get an ambulance? It would still leave the car in an unpredictable place  ....

Or what if it happened in a hotel on an outcall. Would she just slip out quietly ... ?

I am 74, am I the oldest punter on here?

Anyone ever taken badly ill on the job or any advice or shared experiences?
« Last Edit: January 10, 2016, 05:17:52 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

jimbm55

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You seem to refer to death. NIce way to go, but I have wondered this too. When I know I have a dodgy ticker I may set my affairs in order and go for a long threesome or a party........

Offline Sonny Crockett

Never happenned to me HP. However as most WGs lack common decency they would probably just leave you there for dead.

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If fatal I have a dump in skip dogtag to save my mothers feelings if caught out on an incall.  Most are outcalls so would expect them to stay for the paid time and leave.

In all honesty never thought of it.

Offline smiths

I am terrified that I shall have a stroke or a heart attack or some other dangerous event in the middle of a punt. I mean what a way to go, but what if that is where I am found by friends and family? Would a lady have the common sense to call 999 and get an ambulance? It would still leave the car in an unpredictable place  ....

Or what if it happened in a hotel on an outcall. Would she just slip out quietly ... ?

Anyone ever taken badly ill on the job or any advice or shared experiences?

Its an excellent question but the problem is you cant know what a WG would do for sure of course, and if it were to occur in a brothel they would know they were breaking the law. I have thought about this myself, the main conclusion I came to was not to think about it and hope it doesn't happen.

 If you have a very trusted punting mate you could arrange with him to know where you are going to be and when and for you to agree to contact them at a pre-arranged time after the punt and if you don't they come looking for you and you do the same for them, but I don't think that's very practical and certainly isn't if your miles away, it would also be quite a commitment to make to someone obviously.


Offline Horizontal pleasures

Its an excellent question but the problem is you cant know what a WG would do for sure of course, and if it were to occur in a brothel they would know they were breaking the law. I have thought about this myself, the main conclusion I came to was not to think about it and hope it doesn't happen.

 If you have a very trusted punting mate you could arrange with him to know where you are going to be and when and for you to agree to contact them at a pre-arranged time after the punt and if you don't they come looking for you and you do the same for them, but I don't think that's very practical and certainly isn't if your miles away, it would also be quite a commitment to make to someone obviously.

thanks for this very practical reply but I have not got any punting confidante. Food for thought.

Offline webpunter

Was @ Soft Touch parlour in Northampton.  The WG in question was getting ready & they were setting things up for the nuru room for me.  I was a few mins early.  The maid recognized me & asked if i'd like to see some of their recently re-furbed rooms.  As i had the mini-tour I asked if the exec suite with jacuzzi could be viewed.  Unfortunately it was being used.  I said that judging by how slippy baby-oil & water are then maybe not the best of ideas - i nearly went arse-over-tit in the wet room on a previous visit.  Nuru gel is slippery as fuck as it says on the tin.  She laughed & said that a few months prior a punter slipped in the jacuzzi & broke his collar bone.  He was in intense pain & could hardly move.  They asked him if he wanted an ambulance - to which she said his face went even whiter.  Like how does he explain that to OH.  They had to ask one of the punters to help lift him out of the jacuzzi.  The maid & the WG then dressed him as best they could & the punter then drove him a couple of miles away.  And dropped him off by the side of the road.  The punter would then call an ambulance & say he tripped over.  The helpful punter then went back to finish his session & was offered the next on the house as a big thank-you.  Can you just imagine being in a similar situation ?  :sarcastic:


Offline itk

Never been taken ill but did have an extreme case of the shits, was coming out of me like rusty water. Maybe it was nerves but I had to open the window and spray a can of deodorant to mask the spell. Only after the punt did she probably realise the destruction I'd left, because as soon as I'd shot my load I was dressed and out of there.

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Can't remember whether it was an MP or a Councillor who dropped dead in one of our local parlours a while back. It was all over the news  :scare:

Offline Nagilum

I am terrified that I shall have a stroke or a heart attack or some other dangerous event in the middle of a punt. I mean what a way to go, but what if that is where I am found by friends and family? Would a lady have the common sense to call 999 and get an ambulance? It would still leave the car in an unpredictable place  ....

Or what if it happened in a hotel on an outcall. Would she just slip out quietly ... ?

I am 74, am I the oldest punter on here?

Anyone ever taken badly ill on the job or any advice or shared experiences?

To quote one of the regular girls  "To die on top of a pussy, what a great way to go out"  :lol:


Offline Nagilum

On a more serious note.  If you are friends with one of us on here, why not drop us an email and tell us where you have gone.  That way we can keep tabs on you. 

Share this secret with a good friend maybe and call hem before and after the punt.

I have thought of this, but honestly the chances are slim it will happen during that one hour itself. 

Offline Makka124

NIce way to go, but I have wondered this too. When I know I have a dodgy ticker I may set my affairs in order and go

I'm still healthy for a couple of years but I would definitely sort out the affairs and orders and then you will be able to relax a bit more and carry on again

Offline Taggart

Didnt the husband peg it on the job in the film Private Benjamin?

Offline myothernameis

I am terrified that I shall have a stroke or a heart attack or some other dangerous event in the middle of a punt.


The heart attack nearly happen with me, in 2009.  I had arranged during the  week to see an escort, so arrangement made, the day before in work, I really began to feel unwell, so was rushed to hospital

As it turns out I have a slow heart rate, but at the time my cholesterol was sky high, immediately confined to bed, for 5 days, and place on a high dosage of statins
   
Consultant told me, had I not come to A&E, I very well could have had a heart attack, from that day I had to change my life style, so began to diet, and go to the gym to exercise

Now after getting out, had to square things up with the escort, apologized and explained my problems, and had a discharge letter to prove to the fact, I had cardio failure, a few months later I had my meet with the escort

Offline Boundless

I am terrified that I shall have a stroke or a heart attack or some other dangerous event in the middle of a punt. I mean what a way to go, but what if that is where I am found by friends and family? Would a lady have the common sense to call 999 and get an ambulance? It would still leave the car in an unpredictable place  ....

Or what if it happened in a hotel on an outcall. Would she just slip out quietly ... ?

I am 74, am I the oldest punter on here?

Anyone ever taken badly ill on the job or any advice or shared experiences?

This is something that I worry about too although I'm a fair bit younger than you.

I happened to mention this to a regular recently and she went quite pale at the thought. I don't think she'd ever considered such a thing might happen!
I always feel relieved when I'm driving away from a punt.

Midlane

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Twice. Once in a parlour after beginning with a ridiculously hot bubble bath, I collapsed mid-way through the punt. The girl was brilliant. And two other girls she called for help. Cold lemonade, open windows, the works. Turned out alright.

Second time it was the girl - toward the end of the hour she suddenly had excruciating stomach pains. I had to take care of her, find her phone, phone her friend, wait for friend to arrive etc. Was pretty close to calling for more professional help but she was adamant she didn't want that and knew what to do.

So, it does happen.


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Pretty scary for the girl, I'd imagine

anton11

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This happened to a friend of mine 5 years ago, his wife was on holiday and he called a girl from an agency and to cut a long story short he had a heart attack and died during sex aged only in his fifties.
However the young lady called an ambulance whom in turn called the police and she was kept in over night for questioning at the police station. Once the police were satisfied what had gone on obviously she was released.
I have heard this is quite a common thing mainly I suppose due to the excitement, especially if someone has a weak ticker

Offline threechilliman

I have thought about this myself, the main conclusion I came to was not to think about it and hope it doesn't happen.

Pretty much the only advice. Cross your fingers and hope it doesn't happen.

tcm

Offline NelsonH

Go to Kerry in Watford. ex A/E resus nurse.

Good punt too. At least when I saw her a few years back.

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If it's any consolation HP the clutching your chest and dropping dead from a heart attack is more the exception than the rule, most people don't realise they've had one.

Last year I started to feel a bit unwell on the Thursday night but didn't think much of it, I was getting a bit worried by the Sunday so phoned the NHS helpline and described my symptoms. 10 mins later the ambulance and paramedics were there and found my heart rate was 30 bpm, 30 mins later I was in a hospital bed. Monday stents done, Tuesday pacemaker fitted, Wednesday back home.

The last thing I thought was that I'd had a heart attack but I had. I went to cardiac rehabilitation classes a few weeks later with about 20 others, all had various degrees of heart attack but not one realised at the time.

Offline Donnie69

I've had near fatal heart problems, and a regular WG once said she was a bit worried about me dropping dead during a punt.  I do think I could drop dead anytime , but then again I could have 20 to 30 years left.
 
I think the pills are keeping me alive.  I'm trying to be healthy now.  Giving up booze (mostly) and dieting.  Hoping to exercise more too.

Offline madeinwales56

If it's any consolation HP the clutching your chest and dropping dead from a heart attack is more the exception than the rule, most people don't realise they've had one.

Last year I started to feel a bit unwell on the Thursday night but didn't think much of it, I was getting a bit worried by the Sunday so phoned the NHS helpline and described my symptoms. 10 mins later the ambulance and paramedics were there and found my heart rate was 30 bpm, 30 mins later I was in a hospital bed. Monday stents done, Tuesday pacemaker fitted, Wednesday back home.

The last thing I thought was that I'd had a heart attack but I had. I went to cardiac rehabilitation classes a few weeks later with about 20 others, all had various degrees of heart attack but not one realised at the time.

Similar thing happened to me. Three heart attacks in two days, in hospital on Wednesday, stent fitted on Thursday and home on Friday. Thought I would put a smile on the then Mrs MIW's face on Sunday so I lit a fire in her old wigwam then had a punt two weeks later. Went back to work after three weeks.


Offline Gordon Bennett

Bad enough worrying about being stood up, bait and switched or catching a dose as it is....... If I chucked feelings of impending doom into the mix I reckon I'd have to just give up punting!


Offline Horizontal pleasures

I have these fear for good reason, a history of heart problems though not the same as those listed. I shall not give you an organ recital unless you PM me.
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Spanky_bum_time

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What happens if the WG drops during a punt?!! Would you walk out? Get help? Would be fun explaining that one!

Offline Silver Birch

Go to Kerry in Watford. ex A/E resus nurse.

Good punt too. At least when I saw her a few years back.

Haha, if that was a heart examination she was doing when I saw her, she was taking a very odd route to check it  :D :D

Offline webpunter

What happens if the WG drops during a punt?!! Would you walk out? Get help? Would be fun explaining that one!
If you've got an OH that would take some serious explaining if the rozzers pay a visit to your house to ask some Q's another time.  I'd call an ambulance - better to be under questioning from the rozzers at the scene rather than being traced a week or two later.  I'd just give my punting mobile & explain the situation.  And check it daily !  So what if the OH finds out.  Might put me off punting for a while - well i'd stick to parlours  :lol:

Offline Walsalllad15

There was a chap who had a heart attack and died when going to a parlour in Walsall.  Google it as it was in the local paper

5th Musketeer

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I am 74, am I the oldest punter on here?

HP - I am so pleased to learn that there is someone older than me who still enjoys the "experience" - though I must admit to never having been worried about dropping off the perch while punting.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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how about if she goes into labour mid-punt? If it is a boy she would name it after you. Nobody would know as it would be your punting name .....

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how about if she goes into labour mid-punt? If it is a boy she would name it after you. Nobody would know as it would be your punting name .....
At 200 an hour?  I think she's safe.

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I can think of worse ways to go, but not nice for his wife and family.

Offline Boundless

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Oh fuck!!
Enough to punt you off punting for life!

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Not ill exactly but very awkward and fucking painful....a girl caught my Jap's eye with her tongue stud during owo, I felt a sharp pain and thought nothing of it until she came up for air and as I laid back and she started to put the condom on it starts bleeding....and won't stop, she starts going on about "you must have a kidney infection" and I'm saying, "no, I think you cut me with your tongue stud", we to and fro waiting for the bleeding to stop and I take her with me to the brightly lit bathroom for a further examination. We discover a tiny nick [I said tiny nick, cheeky] that still won't stop bleeding, she's apoplectic at this stage, apologising profusely and I'm deliriously happy that it's nothing serious, despite the fact I haven't cum and have no prospect of doing so for a while.

After around 15 minutes the bleeding thankfully stops, her flatmate returns, looks hot and after negotiation skills worthy of Rumpole of The Bailey I book a due, at half price for the following week, so all ended well.