Conjoined twins, the ultimate threesome, would you dare?

[richie]

Something popped up whilst reading an article on unilad and it got me thinking about the ultimate threesome. If a pair of conjoined twins suddenly became available on AW would you dare punt them? And if you did what the hell would be the plan of attack for aforementioned punt?

Also if anyone has any leads on the subject please feel fee to share! 

[Midlane]

But hypothetically, I'd probably apply the same criteria as for any duo. But realistically I'd probably stand a higher chance of meeting a WG who actually is the advertised age.

[richie]

But hypothetically, I'd probably apply the same criteria as for any duo. But realistically I'd probably stand a higher chance of meeting a WG who actually is the advertised age.

You will never meet a WG who's actually the advertised age, they're as legendary and elusive as the Loch Ness monster!

[Poopster]

Every now and again I come across a post, not just here but any forum, which makes me feel like the sooner mankind gets wiped out by a zombie apocalypse the better.

WTF is this shit? 

[dc0582]

Every now and again I come across a post, not just here but any forum, which makes me feel like the sooner mankind gets wiped out by a zombie apocalypse the better.

WTF is this shit? 

This. What the fuck is this garbage?

[smiths]

Something popped up whilst reading an article on unilad and it got me thinking about the ultimate threesome. If a pair of conjoined twins suddenly became available on AW would you dare punt them? And if you did what the hell would be the plan of attack for aforementioned punt?

Also if anyone has any leads on the subject please feel fee to share! 

Nothing to do with whether I would dare or not but I wouldn't as I wouldn't find them attractive as I know from seeing conjoined twins on the tv over the years.

[Sonny Crockett]

How can you have sex with conjoined twins.

[willmo1]

Every now and again I come across a post, not just here but any forum, which makes me feel like the sooner mankind gets wiped out by a zombie apocalypse the better.

WTF is this shit? 

Not just me then.

[Donnie69]

How can you have sex with conjoined twins.

Put penis in the mouths or vagina.  See these two:

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[DeWallenFan]

Put penis in the mouths or vagina. 

Don't forget bumhole!
 

[Sonny Crockett]

Put penis in the mouths or vagina.  See these two:

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Sex with conjoined twins doesn't seem that practical does it???

[GreyDave]

Not quite my taste but

But hypothetically, I'd probably apply the same criteria as for any duo. But realistically I'd probably stand a higher chance of meeting a WG who actually is the advertised age.

plus most of us here would argee

[jimbm55]

Depends where they are conjoined I guess. ALso, would both cum simultanesoulty or do you have to attend to them separately? May need some coffee 

[willmo1]

Sex with conjoined twins doesn't seem that practical does it???

Especially if they want a different rate.

[Sonny Crockett]

Especially if they want a different rate.

 

[Horizontal pleasures]

How can you have sex with conjoined twins.

one at a time or suck one while podging the other. This is a science fiction fantasy.

[myothernameis]

Put penis in the mouths or vagina.  See these two:

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When they masturbate, would this be considered as being incest, its a  strange occurrence, so do they both orgasm at the same time

[James999]

One could talk dirty to you as the other sucked you off 

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[Leveve]

Watching them snowball cum would be a sight

[myothernameis]

Watching them snowball cum would be a sight

Quadruple penetration would be even better, pussy, ass, plus 2 mouths, all filled with cock 

[berksboy]

    Good to see i am not the only one who thinks this is just to sick.

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Maybe one could rim you while the other sucks you off. 

[charming_red]

    Good to see i am not the only one who thinks this is just to sick.

+1

[Donnie69]

Surely they are entitled to have sex. 

[Donnie69]

One could talk dirty to you as the other sucked you off 

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If they did porn, they could make a fortune.

[jcdmj12]

Surely they are entitled to have sex.

+1 Chang & Eng had 21 kids!

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[madeinwales56]

Something popped up whilst reading an article on unilad and it got me thinking about the ultimate threesome. If a pair of conjoined twins suddenly became available on AW would you dare punt them? And if you did what the hell would be the plan of attack for aforementioned punt?

Also if anyone has any leads on the subject please feel fee to share! 

The ultimate threesome? This is a fucking sick post.

[jcdmj12]

One could talk dirty to you as the other sucked you off 

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Yep, double blowjob every time.   

[jcdmj12]

    Good to see i am not the only one who thinks this is just to sick.

Why? They are adults. Aren't they entitled to a sex life?

[Sticky]

Would it really be a threesome though?

[richie]

Would it really be a threesome though?

Ok, guess it's a two and a halfsome then 

[Sonny Crockett]

I wonder what marriage would be like??

[richie]

One could talk dirty to you as the other sucked you off 

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All joking aside it was this exact pic popping up on unilad that made me think of the threesome idea.

[vw]

    Good to see i am not the only one who thinks this is just to sick.

Why ?

If they are not coerced and of legal age shouldn't be a problem, or are you one of those that think disabled should be put in a box have no job or sex life ?

[jcdmj12]

They only have two breasts and one vagina between them, sadly. 

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[myothernameis]

I wonder what marriage would be like??

2 x the nagging

[willbred]

You will never meet a WG who's actually the advertised age, they're as legendary and elusive as the Loch Ness monster!

Well, in this scenario, you'd meet 2 who aren't the advertised age

[opal]

They did/do do porn!

[Roth]

Every now and again I come across a post, not just here but any forum, which makes me feel like the sooner mankind gets wiped out by a zombie apocalypse the better.

WTF is this shit? 

+1000.  Just fucking sick IMHO. 

[cognito]

+1000.  Just fucking sick IMHO. 

+1001

I am not making any accusations, but IMHO it is a very slippery slope down to potentially unsavoury or even illegal stuff when one acts on extreme fantasies (even if it is just doing a google search). Fantasising about such stuff is something I am not comfortable with.

[director33]

I shouldn't be laughing whilst reading this thread.. Jesus! Our community of perverts is plumbing the depths a bit now! 

[mh]

I shouldn't be laughing whilst reading this thread.. Jesus! Our community of perverts is plumbing the depths a bit now! 

I don't think it's any more perverted than the things we'd like to do to or with a single woman or a duo. She/they have a right to have a sex life and if they did choose to rent out their body I'm sure they'd get a lot of interest.

I can see if being problematic. What if they disagree on what to do? Faster, no slower. At least you'd have two chances of CIM/swallow and as mentioned above snowballing would be incredible to see, if it were possible.

[KingAlpha]

If they are not coerced and of legal age shouldn't be a problem, or are you one of those that think disabled should be put in a box have no job or sex life ?

I was going to make this point but VW got there first. Where or not you consider conjoined twins to be disabled, there's nothing inherently sick about an able person getting jiggy with a disabled person, or vice versa. Not a choice or option I've ever explored myself, and doubt I ever will. But if between consenting adults - fine.

[willmo1]

Its more cruel than sick and is just a bit of harmless banter. Clever topic from the op who got us going nicely. 

[Urban_G]

It's not to my taste and to be honest I'm not entirely sure the thread isn't meant to be a bit tongue in cheek.

To those stating it's sick, think about this: conjoined twins have urges, some get married and have kids (with different husbands of course). Is that sick too?
Would paying for sex with them make it any worse?

I think it would take a special type of person to get their head round the idea of fucking a conjoined twin though.

[mexicola]

This thread has all kinds of wrong...




But I like it. 

[myothernameis]

Fantasising about such stuff is something I am not comfortable with.

We all fantasy about various things, be it roll play, or an aspect of sex, as for this thread, a lot of what is being said, is just banter, we can only fantasy if these girls were escorting what would it be like

You don't like to fantasy about the twins, but  you will probably have some other fantasy, which will just be as perverted 

[Snoozy]

Better with one head and two fannies

[mh]

roll play

Is that like a dry version of sploshing?

[richie]

Its more cruel than sick and is just a bit of harmless banter. Clever topic from the op who got us going nicely. 

Thanks