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Author Topic: Conjoined twins, the ultimate threesome, would you dare?  (Read 1640 times)

Offline richie

Something popped up whilst reading an article on unilad and it got me thinking about the ultimate threesome. If a pair of conjoined twins suddenly became available on AW would you dare punt them? And if you did what the hell would be the plan of attack for aforementioned punt?

Also if anyone has any leads on the subject please feel fee to share!  :lol:


Offline Midlane


But hypothetically, I'd probably apply the same criteria as for any duo. But realistically I'd probably stand a higher chance of meeting a WG who actually is the advertised age.

Offline richie

But hypothetically, I'd probably apply the same criteria as for any duo. But realistically I'd probably stand a higher chance of meeting a WG who actually is the advertised age.

You will never meet a WG who's actually the advertised age, they're as legendary and elusive as the Loch Ness monster!

Every now and again I come across a post, not just here but any forum, which makes me feel like the sooner mankind gets wiped out by a zombie apocalypse the better.

WTF is this shit?  :timeout:

Offline dc0582

Every now and again I come across a post, not just here but any forum, which makes me feel like the sooner mankind gets wiped out by a zombie apocalypse the better.

WTF is this shit?  :timeout:

This. What the fuck is this garbage?

Offline smiths

Something popped up whilst reading an article on unilad and it got me thinking about the ultimate threesome. If a pair of conjoined twins suddenly became available on AW would you dare punt them? And if you did what the hell would be the plan of attack for aforementioned punt?

Also if anyone has any leads on the subject please feel fee to share!  :lol:

Nothing to do with whether I would dare or not but I wouldn't as I wouldn't find them attractive as I know from seeing conjoined twins on the tv over the years.

Offline Sonny Crockett

How can you have sex with conjoined twins.
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Offline willmo1

Every now and again I come across a post, not just here but any forum, which makes me feel like the sooner mankind gets wiped out by a zombie apocalypse the better.

WTF is this shit?  :timeout:

Not just me then. :(
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Offline Sonny Crockett

Put penis in the mouths or vagina.  See these two:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11jbcJ1syCY

Sex with conjoined twins doesn't seem that practical does it???
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Online GreyDave

Not quite my taste but

But hypothetically, I'd probably apply the same criteria as for any duo. But realistically I'd probably stand a higher chance of meeting a WG who actually is the advertised age.

plus most of us here would argee :drinks: :drinks: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
« Last Edit: January 10, 2016, 05:03:56 PM by GreyDave »

Offline jimbm55

Depends where they are conjoined I guess. ALso, would both cum simultanesoulty or do you have to attend to them separately? May need some coffee  :rolleyes:
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Offline willmo1

Sex with conjoined twins doesn't seem that practical does it???

Especially if they want a different rate.
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Offline Sonny Crockett

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How can you have sex with conjoined twins.

one at a time or suck one while podging the other. This is a science fiction fantasy.

Put penis in the mouths or vagina.  See these two:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11jbcJ1syCY

When they masturbate, would this be considered as being incest, its a  strange occurrence, so do they both orgasm at the same time

Offline James999

One could talk dirty to you as the other sucked you off  :unknown:


Offline Leveve

Watching them snowball cum would be a sight

Watching them snowball cum would be a sight

Quadruple penetration would be even better, pussy, ass, plus 2 mouths, all filled with cock  :scare: :D :D

Offline berksboy

    Good to see i am not the only one who thinks this is just to sick.

Maybe one could rim you while the other sucks you off.  :lol:

    Good to see i am not the only one who thinks this is just to sick.

+1

Offline Donnie69

Surely they are entitled to have sex. 

Offline Donnie69

One could talk dirty to you as the other sucked you off  :unknown:


If they did porn, they could make a fortune.


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