not sure if ive mentioned this before.
Some time ago on one of my many jaunts to the Ambassador Sauna in Edinbugh, after paying my room fee, discovered the girls were either muntish or had shit attitudes. Told the guy on the door i was'nt staying so got an i-o-u from the sauna for next time.
in my naevity i thought i'd paid for the room and the massage so all i would owe on the next visit was the shag money.
However walking up the Lothian Road, pissed one night, i climbed the 94 ambassador stairs with the intention of just getting my massage off a naked bird.
I made it as far as the room, the girl i'd carefully selected was not into giving me a massage without me forking out for other services as well.
I got dressed and left, i felt a bit hard done too at the time. now it just makes me chuckle when i remember the girls face when i said 'oh, can i not just have a massage?'