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or take a girlfriend shopping in the hope of receiving some head later! Most of us would wish on that one, eh?!

Depend how MUCH shopping and how long for.

Possibly cheaper to pay a pro$$ie, no need to 'hope' and you don't have to walk around town half the fucking day first  :yahoo:

Offline mattylondon

Depend how MUCH shopping and how long for.

Possibly cheaper to pay a pro$$ie, no need to 'hope' and you don't have to walk around town half the fucking day first  :yahoo:
Exactly!  :drinks:

dr_techno

Hi

If I pay for an hour i would expect to fuck for an hour.

But sometimes I like to give a girl a massage, a firm lower back massage always goes down well with the girls.

But I would never want a massage from them.

The only thing I want them to rub is my cock!!!

Regards

Dr T

But sometimes I like to give a girl a massage, a firm lower back massage always goes down well with the girls.

Eh? So you are paying her to give her a massage so she can waste your time and enjoy wasting it?  :unknown:

I'm sure it goes down well! If I was a wg i'd love that. Straight after my last client some other guy turns up gives me a wad of cash and massages me. Brilliant!  :wacko:

I'm pretty sure she has her bf or hubby to do that at the end of a long day...really no need for you to unless you get your kicks from it  :unknown:


Offline Ali Katt

Eh? So you are paying her to give her a massage so she can waste your time and enjoy wasting it?  :unknown:

I'm sure it goes down well! If I was a wg i'd love that. Straight after my last client some other guy turns up gives me a wad of cash and massages me. Brilliant!  :wacko:

I'm pretty sure she has her bf or hubby to do that at the end of a long day...really no need for you to unless you get your kicks from it  :unknown:
I'm sure Dr T enjoys it. Anyway the same could be said for RO, I love giving it and gauging the girl's reaction - I wouldn't bother if I didn't enjoy it.

Offline haystacks79

really no need for you to unless you get your kicks from it  :unknown:

Isn't that the whole point of punting? It's to do things that we get our kicks from, and perhaps can't do in another way.

Offline mattylondon

I'm sure Dr T enjoys it. Anyway the same could be said for RO, I love giving it and gauging the girl's reaction - I wouldn't bother if I didn't enjoy it.
I'm with you partly on RO, but it's more likely to get her juices flowing, if done correctly and guarantee a better fuck. I'm not sure a massage works in the same way, but hey, Dr Techno may well give a mean massage?!  :D

I'm with sucky on this. Why the fuck would I be paying to effectively provide somebody else a service?! Jesus, she has to work for her money with me, but to each their own!

dr_techno

Hi

I'm not saying I spend the whole booking giving a massage!

Just a few mins between positions.

I love feeling a girls body, and yes i enjoy giving pleasure, wheather it's fucking them or massaging them.

Dr T

Offline mattylondon

I love feeling a girls body, and yes i enjoy giving pleasure, wheather it's fucking them or massaging them.
It's a punter's money to do as they wish! If you enjoy it, fair play to you. I'm just puzzled by some guys, such as Anth, who would happily chat through a whole booking and not even fuck! Again, to each their own, but sometimes, one can't help but comment!

Offline aardvark

I have been offered massages by most of the girls I have seen - usually at the start.  When I was young and innocent, I accepted the massage at the start, but soon realised the error of my ways!  I have only had one girl give me a really good massage - the type that makes your skin heat up and penetrates deeply.  I prefer hour punts and she is my regular - to a degree because of the massage.  It is a pleasure to have her massage me and rub herself over me - but only as I recover between rounds one and two.  the majority of the other massages I have experienced between rounds one and two vary from the fluttering of fingers over my back (damn awful), to barely passable.

Offline tom269u001

If offered, I accept a massage. If it's clearly a time wasting exercise, I say "thank you" and turn over. Often the massage is pretty good, with lots of attention to bum, balls, and nob!

At half time I'll either accept a massage as opposed to trying to talk with an EE girl... Or, i will give the girl a massage - some girls really appreciate this! This is proven through the second session!

Offline Ali Katt

I have been offered massages by most of the girls I have seen - usually at the start.  When I was young and innocent, I accepted the massage at the start, but soon realised the error of my ways!  I have only had one girl give me a really good massage - the type that makes your skin heat up and penetrates deeply.  I prefer hour punts and she is my regular - to a degree because of the massage.  It is a pleasure to have her massage me and rub herself over me - but only as I recover between rounds one and two.  the majority of the other massages I have experienced between rounds one and two vary from the fluttering of fingers over my back (damn awful), to barely passable.
Sounds about right. i think I've had 3 good massages in my punts, one a hot oil thai massage, one from a lady who knew what she was doing and one because I had a bad back. Most are crap, a prossie can waste about 15-20 out of an hour booking with one, which is another reason why I mainly do 30 mins bookings.

I have had escorts look pissed off when I have refused one before, and the sex was crap in those punts; prossies should realize it is the punters money and choice and it is often more inconvenient when a punter's time is wasted than a prossies (whether that be because the punt is crap, or he chooses to walk), yet escorts will tell you we are paying for their time, any manager in any other "business" wouldn't dare say that. But, I digress.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 02:54:31 PM by Ali Katt »

Offline mattylondon

I have had escorts look pissed off when I have refused one before, and the sex was crap in those punts; prossies should realize it is the punters money and choice and it is often more inconvenient when a punter's time is wasted than a prossies (whether that be because the punt is crap, or he chooses to walk), yet escorts will tell you we are paying for their time, any manager in any other "business" wouldn't dare say that. But, I digress.
I've had that too, but they're only pissed off because their time wasting trick and easy booking has been rumbled!  :hi:

If I remember correctly, I fucked both of those moaning minnies solidly for the whole 30 minutes, after initial owo!  :D It should be whatever the customer wishes to do and if they don't like that, then they should be honest to list that, as some actually do. The beauty of punting is that one never has to see them again, so it didn't bother me. If they're going to display that sort of shitty attitude to a service, they're not worth seeing again. Thankfully, most I've seen haven't been like that. It pays to be very polite and specific, from the outset, as to what you're looking for. The only time that can be tricky, I've found, is with somebody where English isn't the first language.

Offline up_peri_scope

I quite enjoy a good massage and have had mixed experiences with pro$$ie$.

One of my regular pro$$ie$ gives a fantastic massage and the rest are crap. I think they mean well, just haven't been shown how to do it properly.

I normally ask for a massage at the start with new pro$$ie$. If it's crap I normally roll on by back, pull her towards me and start off proceedings by some light comment about I'll show you how to give a good massage later. :D

not sure if ive mentioned this before.

Some time ago on one of my many jaunts to the Ambassador Sauna in Edinbugh,  after paying my room fee, discovered the girls were either muntish or had shit attitudes.  Told the guy on the door i was'nt staying so got an i-o-u from the sauna for next time.

in my naevity i thought i'd paid for the room and the massage so all i would owe on the next visit was the shag money.

However walking up the Lothian Road, pissed one night, i climbed the 94 ambassador stairs with the intention of just getting my massage off a naked bird.

I made it as far as the room, the girl i'd carefully selected was not into giving me a massage without me forking out for other services as well.
I got dressed and left, i felt a bit hard done too at the time. now it just makes me chuckle when i remember the girls face when i said 'oh, can i not just have a massage?'
 :D

Offline up_peri_scope

Quote
I got dressed and left, i felt a bit hard done too at the time. now it just makes me chuckle when i remember the girls face when i said 'oh, can i not just have a massage?'
 

Thanks for sharing also made me chuckle. We all do silly things sometimes, part of being human  :lol:

not a fan of wg massages generally,after i've cum i am pretty
much useless for 10-15mins and certainly dont like my body being
manipulated too vigorously especially by an amateur.

during this downtime/recovery i have been known to accept a manicure.girls like doing it,
they talk less shit cause they are concentrating and i get to admire/leer at their
breasts in peace.Bonus is now my nails are short and smooth she cant
really complain when i respectfullly ask to slip my fingers inside her.     :)

My experience mirrors yours. When I first started punting, I assumed it was simply part of the deal and I was happy to accept it as such. Only through experience, did I come to understand it for what it is; simply a time wasting device to wind down the clock and waste my paid time, by distracting me, talking about shit.  :hi:

And besides, I never met one single prossie who knew how to do a proper fucking massage anyway! If I want a massage, I'll go to somebody qualified, such as some nice Thai girl, who's practices that and nothing else. If I wanted to receive head or fuck, book a prossie, get a 2am slag from some nightclub or take a girlfriend shopping in the hope of receiving some head later! Most of us would wish on that one, eh?!

Alternatively, go to Thailand, where they can do both properly, for a minimal cost.

Visiting to Thailand for the talent has been on my mind, but punting in foreign climes makes me nervous. :unknown:

The final straw regarding massages came some time ago - towards the end of a really crap punt. She was like a corpse in the sack so I decided to knock it on the head. Since she'd been banging on about how she was professional masseuse [home taught no doubt] with glowing reports from past punters, I thought 'what the hell, it's on my time.'

To cut a long story short, the dozy bint managed to injure me. I was fucking furious! Never, ever again.    :angry:

Offline mattylondon

Visiting to Thailand for the talent has been on my mind, but punting in foreign climes makes me nervous. :unknown:

The final straw regarding massages came some time ago - towards the end of a really crap punt. She was like a corpse in the sack so I decided to knock it on the head. Since she'd been banging on about how she was professional masseuse [home taught no doubt] with glowing reports from past punters, I thought 'what the hell, it's on my time.'

To cut a long story short, the dozy bint managed to injure me. I was fucking furious! Never, ever again.    :angry:
If you do want to punt in a place where you're likely to get a decent massage and fuck, then Thailand would be the place to go. There are places in Pattaya, where you can lay down on a lilo of soapy bubbles etc, having a full naked body massage by one of more chicks, which you can then fuck afterwards. Now that' what I call a happy ending.  :hi:


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