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Author Topic: Eye opener for fluffies and white Knights  (Read 3965 times)

Offline Mansell

If it floats, fucks or flies - rent it by the hour.  ;)

My mate in the hire business quotes this all the time and it's so true  :lol: :lol: :lol: I've known him 20 years, but why oh why didn't I take his advice earlier  :dash: :dash: I am now though.

Offline AnthG

I was just wanting to also say to this. These statements often get banded around by WGs and they particularly annoy the hell out of me.

However it is never love no matter how much the man insists it is as they don't know the real me.  They know the fantasy they are paying for. Whilst a lot of me comes over in a booking they still don't know me. To be in love with someone you have to have seen them at their worst and still feel the same way but clients only see us at our best.

I say this as do you think when a girl starts civvie dating with a guy. She blurts out in the first, second, third or pretty much at all until way-way down the line she has something like six past convictions for assault on previous partners. Or her previous relationships broke down as she refused to ever do anything around the house and spent all the guys money without his knowledge. Or she likes to drink a bit too much. Or binge eats and throws up afterwards

You do not give people the bad about yourself until the full connection is there between the two of you. Thus when too much is emotionally invested so the person overlooks the bad.  As if you did it before that time, any guy runs a mile.

So to say because a punter does not know your faults its any different is just rubbish as its no different to civvie situations.

Quote from: Hadley
"I think I'm particularly irritated because this person has never, ever, asked anything about me. He doesn't know my name, my marital status, my background, my real personality, anything about my hobbies, or anything about my daily life. Yet he loves me, apparently, on the basis of the fantasy that I (am paid to) project.

With this one, why not start acting like your real self and projecting your real personality a bit more during bookings and see if the guy runs off or remains booking.

The thing that annoys me is you often get the feeling with these responses from WGs if they were sitting in a bar and a guy came over and said, you look nice can I buy you a drink.

You get the feeling some WGs would respond with "fuck off, why do that, you do not know the real me, you do not know my faults and my real personality or my hobbies or my dislikes, so no I won't have that fucking drink with you as you don't even know me".
« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 03:31:17 PM by AnthG »

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« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 03:47:13 PM by GreyDave »

Second thing from Jessica201

She is just a vile cunt. Plane and simple. And I think this is the only time I have ever called a WG a cunt on the forum, so this speaks volumes.

+1, reading that bile made me very angry and not because it touches a nerve per se but because she thinks she's better than us  :angry:

Offline Placebo88

Besides the drunken man-hating lesbian one ( shame on whoever got EAS for her ! ) the posters in the SAAFE thread make perfect sense and are being fair and reasonable.Most of them do say that it is only a small percentage of punters who behave in this misguided and selfish way.Prostitution is business , you pay for your time and that is it.The wierdo EAS types are deluded and are rightly condemned by both WGs and the majority of punters as they cause of load of hassle and upset for escorts, themselves and to some extent other punters.The majority of punters have no problem understanding the nature of the situation and where the boundaries lie , it doesn't take that much brain power to grasp it.The moaning threads on SAAFE are not usually about all punters , they are about the idiots who cannot play by the rules and cause a load of unnecessary complications.If you want a girlfriend booking a WG is the last way to go about getting one , have some pride.

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However it is never love no matter how much the man insists it is as they don't know the real me.  They know the fantasy they are paying for. Whilst a lot of me comes over in a booking they still don't know me.  To be in love with someone you have to have seen them at their worst and still feel the same way but clients only see us at our best.
I do feel some of the replies on saafe are cruel and very ungrateful but I noticed the worst replies came from the younger girls who in real life wouldn't think about dating older men or men who were not classically attractive.  I think me being older I understand life a bit more so know that infatuation can make you feel/believe you stand a chance if someone is being so nice to you.
No point putting it ok UKE as it will all be bollocks in reply as it will upset their purses if they told the truth.


Spot on.  I do get limerence from time to time with good WGs (where you can't stop thinking about them for a while after the meet, find yourself having idle fantasies about them etc), but it's a purely narcissistic thing.  You're not attracted to them a person, you are attracted to the fantasy they project.   

For me (so far) the cure has been to see them a couple more times and get chatting to them. Invariably they'll relax and the real person will show through the facade, which is never anything like as attractive.  Generally the point about which they start complaining about their problems to me is about right, because I get plenty of that at home.   :D

At that point I either just move on, or relax a bit and enjoy it for what it is.  The infatuation feeling is like a drug; fun for a bit, but if you give in to it, you'll end up in a mess.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 04:08:05 PM by jcdmj12 »


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Offline bokkaboy

You've only got to look at some of the stalkerish reviews by that deluded cunt Sylvester to know that some punters have huge issues.
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Offline smiths

Yup we are just ATM's coming through their doors.
Trouble is sex is a bonding process, thats why we guys are vulnerable if you keep seeing the same prossie , every chance you could fall for her. I will never see anyone more than twice now...

You can exclude me from your we nowadays, there is zero chance of me getting EAS with a WG, if I locate a good regular I punt with them a lot until I get bored which always happens sooner or later.

Offline smiths

This is a link to help certain folk realise prossies  can be very good actresses
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=30880.15

These deluded tools clearly haven't a real life so put their energies into wooing or worse prostitutes and obviously the WGs clean up financially. A White Knight fluffy is a cancer in punting in my view, they do normal punters who do live in the real world no favours. Fawning arselicking pricks. :thumbsdown:

Personally I expect WGs to be greedy grasping cunts so bear that in mind when punting, I don't need SAAFE to tell me some are like that and some are good actresses, but this link MIGHT just help a newbie punter who is naïve.

Online Marmalade

If fliuffies read it they might not clog up UKP reviews with slavering bullshit. All credit to the grasping bitches, it was well-written. They're doing their job, acting like prossies. If they do it well one can only hope that punters act like punters instead of fawning dishrags.

Offline Sonny Crockett

Are you really surprised, there are many threads and reviews here that indicate problems ahead for some.

I punt for my own self gratification. I punt because I love sex and can't stop thinking about it. I punt so that I can walk away feeling I had my day's fill of it. It's never about a relationship or whatever. Punting is more like my own yearning to feel like a complete man.
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I punt for my own self gratification. I punt because I love sex and can't stop thinking about it. I punt so that I can walk away feeling I had my day's fill of it. It's never about a relationship or whatever. Punting is more like my own yearning to feel like a complete man.
So why the hell have you quit ?  Have you joined Opus Dei ?

Offline Sonny Crockett

So why the hell have you quit ?  Have you joined Opus Dei ?

Because of the horrendous lies I've endured from one escort when I was wanting to arrange my 2hr punt consisting of roleplay and PSE. It was the punt I wanted as I was looking to try something different (namely roleplay). Nothing to do with EAS or anything. I just wanted to do something new to make sex more interesting to me.

When the lady denied me this, that took the sting out me. I put a lot of thought into what I wanted and I prepared myself for that meet, in order to give myself the best chance of giving a great performance.

I just became a shell when I went to my last two punts, I just didn't enjoy sex.

So I gave up as I didn't want to go back to the bad old days of fuck and go punts and waste my money on crap, and I felt that whenever I want to try something different and make an effort to prepare myself for it, it is just a bloody waste of time, as the lady just fucks you about with crap anyway.
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I just became a shell when I went to my last two punts, I just didn't enjoy sex.

Sounds a good time to take an indeterminate break then if getting back on the horse didn't work.  It may all come back in time.   :drinks:

Offline Sonny Crockett

Sounds a good time to take an indeterminate break then if getting back on the horse didn't work.  It may all come back in time.   :drinks:

That's true. Recently I had an urge to punt. I even booked a lady a couple of weeks ago. But I cancelled it as deep down I didn't feel I was ready to go ahead. Though I still think about sex anyway, and it's now only probably a matter of time before I make a return. Once a punter, always a punter.
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Offline Nagilum

OUTSTANDING!

I love this Jessica girl... wait D'oh!

Offline Nagilum

On a more serious note, this till wont deter the fluffies.  They will go on assuming it does not apply to them and they can break the mould.

Offline Johnny124

This is a link to help certain folk realise prossies  can be very good actresses
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=30880.15
that had me laughing prossies giving it large not our problem sucking dick is the only skill some women (most EE) have  :rolleyes:
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Offline Johnny124

What a mean, nasty, nest of fucking dusty phone vipers  :sarcastic:

This bit made me laugh out loud
As if the lying Pro$$ie cunter would have told the poor deluded fucker anyway!  :sarcastic:

It would be interesting to see what responses they would give to the same question on their UKE touting site!  :hi:
Needed a laugh and your reply made me lol, cheers mate 
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Offline AnthG

On a more serious note, this till wont deter the fluffies.  They will go on assuming it does not apply to them and they can break the mould.

Can I just say, people keep saying its all the fluffy's at fault. Like they are some lecherous people getting confused on what is just a regular booking and pushing their boundaries onto the innocent and unassuming WG which she only realises what is going on when its too late.

When I can assure in a good few (maybe not all) but a good few of these cases where the guy gets fluffyness and a bit of EAS towards a girl. That girl in question will have done all she bloody well could to cloud issues, confuse matters and went way above and beyond the whole you arrive, you pay me, we fuck, you leave situation.

Am talking stuff like messaging the punter to say they are having a real life personal family matter and are in tears and want the punter to come round and console them for no money and stuff just because they are so upset and have nobody to turn to but you as you are her good and only friend right now.

Or giving them their real names, personal private non WG numbers to contact, extreme personal info about themselves that shows them at their worst  - Dani said "Whilst a lot of me comes over in a booking they still don't know me.  To be in love with someone you have to have seen them at their worst and still feel the same way but clients only see us at our best. ".

Well some girls do it, and show them at their worst to the punters, and tell the punters extreme personal and embarrassing life information that you would not tell a living soul except real close friends. But these WGs tell those punters.

And this just causes complete and utter confusion as the punters have no idea what the hell is going on as it's moved well beyond the arrive, shag, leave situation. So the sad, lonely punter starts thinking "this girl really likes me here" that's the only logical explanation for all of this.

When really it's just a case of the WG trying her best to maximize profit on susceptible punters.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 07:28:32 PM by AnthG »

Offline Sonny Crockett

Personally I think all this prossie life story stuff is a load of bollocks from them. Just one of their tactics of fucking the punter about.
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Offline Nagilum

Can I just say, people keep saying its all the fluffy's at fault. Like they are some lecherous people getting confused on what is just a regular booking and pushing their boundaries onto the innocent and unassuming WG which she only realises what is going on when its too late.

When I can assure in a good few (maybe not all) but a good few of these cases where the guy gets fluffyness and a bit of EAS towards a girl. That girl in question will have done all she bloody well could to cloud issues, confuse matters and went way above and beyond the whole you arrive, you pay me, we fuck, you leave situation.

Am talking stuff like messaging the punter to say they are having a real life personal family matter and are in tears and want the punter to come round and console them for no money and stuff just because they are so upset and have nobody to turn to but you as you are her good and only friend right now.

Or giving them their real names, personal private non WG numbers to contact, extreme personal info about themselves that shows them at their worst  - Dani said "Whilst a lot of me comes over in a booking they still don't know me.  To be in love with someone you have to have seen them at their worst and still feel the same way but clients only see us at our best. ".

Well some girls do it, and show them at their worst to the punters, and tell the punters extreme personal and embarrassing life information that you would not tell a living soul except real close friends. But these WGs tell those punters.

And this just causes complete and utter confusion as the punters have no idea what the hell is going on as it's moved well beyond the arrive, shag, leave situation. So the sad, lonely punter starts thinking "this girl really likes me here" that's the only logical explanation for all of this.

When really it's just a case of the WG trying her best to maximize profit on susceptible punters.

Can't deny any of that happens too, you are right and being human, we will naturally feel confusion because sex is a powerful tool for emotional attachment (It's not just for women).  Now add in some attention and the punter will become enamoured or start to feel something, be it friendship or feelings of love.  If the punter cannot see it for what it is (Business) and that he is being manipulated then stuff like this will occur.

I have always said it - Remember who you are seeing, remember what they are providing and remember if you feel this way then the girl happens to be exceptionally good at the GFE, which you paid for. 

I am in agreement with you and for both parties there is blame, I am not excusing it.  I guess some are more vulnerable than others.

Online Marmalade

On a more serious note, this still wont deter the fluffies.  They will go on assuming it does not apply to them and they can break the mould.
Unfortunately true. The first words of the alcoholic intending to give up, is "I'm an alcoholic." Only a small percentage of fluffies seem even to get that far. Those one or two that do are 'career fluffies' and only slightly more bearable because they admit it openly.

There's two aspects. Firstly UKP is indeed here to help punters: and part of being hard on fluffies is for their own sake to get them to wake up. Punting is more enjoyable as well as a lot safer (physically, emotionally, financially) if you can be realistic about it. If you can't, you might wake up one day from a happy litle stupor and wonder where your life went.

The other aspect is when we see dozens of fluffie reviews (and fluffies do indeed like to review, often at great length in technicolour - I guess it is reassuring for their egos and penises). Fluffie reviews are misleading. Not only in their words: but a casual reader will glance through reviews quite quickly and assume that Fanny x is better than Fanny y as Fanny x has ten good reviews and Fany y only has one. They don't stop to read the laborious paragraphs of shit about how "the lady opened the door" or the Disneyworld experience of several different positions. The may even miss the small print, on the rare occasions it's included, about how a size 6 girl "had a couple of extra pounds" or the sparkly 19yr old was "possibly in her thirties": they just see the word "Positive" put there largely "in fairness to the lady" who probably "did her best" (even though she was shite). Reviews like that are taking the piss IMO, taking the piss out of a unique forum with a strong punter-orientated ethos.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 07:44:48 PM by Marmalade »


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