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I meant it as, if Tori Taylor suddenly retired tomorrow. About three quatres of the entire north east section would be in a manic depressed state.

What an bizzare thing to say ! You are saying that 3/4 or the north east are emotionally retarded.

I think people may be disappointed and frustrated to find a new regular buy in a manic depressed state I doubt very much.   :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

What's that saying about yachts, planes and women - all cheaper hired by the hour rather than bought outright?

If it floats, fucks or flies - rent it by the hour.  ;)

Offline AnthG

What an bizzare thing to say ! You are saying that 3/4 or the north east are emotionally retarded.

I think people may be disappointed and frustrated to find a new regular buy in a manic depressed state I doubt very much.   :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

You weren't here that last two times she retired. Read all the old posts from late 2012, and then again the second time of late 2013.


You weren't here that last two times she retired. Read all the old posts from late 2012, and then again the second time of late 2013.

Wast that diagnosed manic depression, so you confirm 3/4 of the north east are deluded manic depressives using Tori Taylor as treatment !

Offline azrael

I am curious, what did she say?

During some punts it takes a while for the old boy to explode, i booked an hour session, so after 25 minutes of continuos fucking (no viagra needed) she mumbled "whens he gonna finish" in her own language not realising i could understand certain words/phrases. That was it for me never went back after that, she phoned me and texted me several times after that never responded back though :hi:

Offline AnthG

Wast that diagnosed manic depression, so you confirm 3/4 of the north east are deluded manic depressives using Tori Taylor as treatment !

Come on, it was a figure of speech to mean people were all really cut up about it. I am not sure why you are all of a sudden taking such pedantic issue to everything I type.

I am checking back and have had a lot of PM chats with you in the past and always thought we got along. So am not sure what this issue is now.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 12:49:28 PM by AnthG »

Offline cueball

Wast that diagnosed manic depression, so you confirm 3/4 of the north east are deluded manic depressives using Tori Taylor as treatment !

That's quite generous, I'd say 9/10ths of the NE were loons and the other 1/10th were just passing through.  :D

Offline GreyDave

 :hi: most of us here are I think excited by the search of the next diffrent shag or the idea of a change to them we are all the same 2-9 inches ( left out Terry 7incher ;) ) attached to a blob either fat thin old or young fit or feble its still just a few inches and 15 mins maximun effot if they give that..The hire them thing really applys to some of the dreadfull women Ive met who hang around sports center gyms..."I over heard one hardcow say well he is my 3 husband I hope to be out of this in a year or so and 300k up and with a slice of his pension pot to help in the future, my new rabbit vib is great and I dont have him rubbing me like a teapot being polished" ....They are out there in civie street and as another poster put it more expensive!!!
« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 12:54:03 PM by GreyDave »

Offline Barry Shipton

If it floats, fucks or flies - rent it by the hour.  ;)
That's it - much more eloquently put!

And Anth there's another saying about how much anyone will be missed - they'll leave a hole like when you take your hand out of a bucket of water.

We'd miss her for a week - guys would reminisce on here about the good ol days - and then instantly move on to the next one!

Offline Dani

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Now that would be interesting. I have no interest in joining UKE, but perhaps a UKP who is also a UKE can do the honours.

We also have a few WG's on here that keep to rules. Be interested in their perspective  :hi:

I don't really worry about it too much as its just another part of the job.  I try to let them down gently but if that doesn't work (it rarely does) then I block all communication with them as it does get draining if you keep them hanging on and any contact is encouraging the behaviour.   
It happens sometimes especially if someone is feeling rather lonely that they get an emotional attachment to a woman who is giving them the attention they need. 
However it is never love no matter how much the man insists it is as they don't know the real me.  They know the fantasy they are paying for. Whilst a lot of me comes over in a booking they still don't know me.  To be in love with someone you have to have seen them at their worst and still feel the same way but clients only see us at our best.
I do feel some of the replies on saafe are cruel and very ungrateful but I noticed the worst replies came from the younger girls who in real life wouldn't think about dating older men or men who were not classically attractive.  I think me being older I understand life a bit more so know that infatuation can make you feel/believe you stand a chance if someone is being so nice to you.
No point putting it ok UKE as it will all be bollocks in reply as it will upset their purses if they told the truth.
I have learned to spot the signs early so now in post sex chat I tend to make it clear that nothing more is on the cards and that I never mix business with my home life. I prefer to do this as then they can get themselves on check before they go too far. 
However I think some who posted on saafe need to realise that it is just another part of the job they need to learn to deal with long before it gets to that stage.
If a guy starts booking more and more often or emails or texts more and more then you know he is getting attached and you need to let him know it will never happen. If explaining doesn't work then tell him you won't see him so often and stick to it. Tell him you are too busy too keep answering his emails/texts as you have other clients to deal with. Then and only then if it doesn't work block all contact. There is no point getting upset or angry about it as you should have made it clear before it got to that stage they are only angry about the loss of money

Just before Xmas I had to block all contact from a monthly six hour client as he didn't get it and it got to the point where if I kept contact open I would just be encouraging his fantasy which is a cruel thing to do just to keep the money coming in. 


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

Offline MrMatrix

Have you never read the Little Katie reviews ?
Dont suppose there is a reference for "little kates reviews" as i've not heard of these :hi:

Offline Barry Shipton

Wast that diagnosed manic depression, so you confirm 3/4 of the north east are deluded manic depressives using Tori Taylor as treatment !
It's only treatment when she dresses up in her nurses outfit  :D

Dont suppose there is a reference for "little kates reviews" as i've not heard of these :hi:

You are in for a treat

A particular favourite a 19 page drama

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=73827.0

Most recent, notice all the bans

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79536.0

This is  what happens when whores say they use UKP as a vetting process on her website.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 01:06:06 PM by virtualwaster »

Online Sailormack

I've got to be honest here guys I don't know how some of these witches survive. :unknown:

There must be a lot of stooooooopid deluded fuckers out there to keep these munters in the style that they've become accustomed to.

Ever since I went over to the dark side of arrangements I often look back at some of the monsters I walked from and the regrets I had with mediocre punts over the years.

For me I have finally found the right balance, still seeing the odd AW gem while seeking out arrangements. For me it's the holy grail and I know that I'm in a fortunate position being single and affluent.

But it still pains me to see what some have to go through with these fuckwit bitches  :scare:

Offline Ali Katt

There's also a whole topic dedicated fluffies on puntingwiki. https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Fluffies

I actually love it when they say they love me, either from passion or really mean it. I always play the game with them, I could have easily married a few clients by now but then I ease it to them that they are too old for me, or I'm just not ready for it, can we continue seeing each other I'd love to do it for free but money is so tight I've had only a couple of bookings this week (had at least a dozen but he don't know that).
 :diablo:

After I read that on the saafe forum I knew I had to share the link here. This girl is a super hoe,  like daymmmmn there don't be no decency or courtesy there.  And a lot of these girls are claiming to be busy but the the dry spell thread as populated as ever. Hmmm me thinks they have is inflated egos, I do. (some)

During some punts it takes a while for the old boy to explode, i booked an hour session, so after 25 minutes of continuos fucking (no viagra needed) she mumbled "whens he gonna finish" in her own language not realising i could understand certain words/phrases. That was it for me never went back after that, she phoned me and texted me several times after that never responded back though :hi:

That my friend is the right course of action. Aka death shot  Thank the Lord for slips like that. 

Offline Sonny Crockett

Can't believe that there are guys that are in love with escorts and would want a relationship of sorts.
Banning reason: Troll

I do feel some of the replies on saafe are cruel and very ungrateful but I noticed the worst replies came from the younger girls who in real life wouldn't think about dating older men or men who were not classically attractive.  I think me being older I understand life a bit more so know that infatuation can make you feel/believe you stand a chance if someone is being so nice to you.
No point putting it ok UKE as it will all be bollocks in reply as it will upset their purses if they told the truth.


Just a pity they aren't all as straight talking as you Dani; there would be a lot less of these misunderstandings  :thumbsup:


It's this that makes my blood boil:

Quote
Hadley   Sr. Member

"I think I'm particularly irritated because this person has never, ever, asked anything about me. He doesn't know my name, my marital status, my background, my real personality, anything about my hobbies, or anything about my daily life. Yet he loves me, apparently, on the basis of the fantasy that I (am paid to) project.

Which in summary means a very nice client, with the associated income stream, goes down the toilet.

So very annoying."

If the poor deluded punter HAD ASKED any of these questions, he would probably be castigated as a boundary pusher / nosey twat!

So pretty much damned if you do, damned if you don't  :unknown:

 :hi:




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Offline Diehard

These threads come up all the time on Saafe.

The only thing to add to this one.

The problem is with this is when you ask girls do you like this job. They go love it. You then see them a few times and ask them, really how much do you like this job and they know you better its "I Hate it".

Girls that do this job, even the very successful ones, all the time quit it to do minimum wage jobs. If they loved it so much, why do they do that?

Second thing from Jessica201

She is just a vile cunt. Plane and simple. And I think this is the only time I have ever called a WG a cunt on the forum, so this speaks volumes.

But I also get the feeling she speaks for a lot of her brethren (but ever try suggesting that on a WG oriented forum, they would savage you).

But anyway, WGs always say they want to be treat as humans. Not as 'things'. So if a guy fancies one after seeing her for a while, that was his downfall and he should have at least tried to see if the feeling was mutual just like he should if he fancied anyone else in any walks of life.

What she is saying by that rant is WGs should be thought of and considered as these asexual machines and not care less about their feelings, or your feelings towards them.

However if I went onto a WG forum and said, WGs are just live versions of blow up dolls. So fuck their feelings. (which is the nitty gritty of what Jessica and her brethren wants) I would again be savaged.

Interesting thread this. Jessica 201 made me laugh, clearly unstable by the tone of her posts and the epitome of the desperate hooker at her lowest ebb.

Thing is, hookers contradict themselves. I don't tell hookers I love them or miss them, I'm quite open about the fact they are nothing more than business associates, I.e I pay them to fuck them and then leave.

But, hookers often say they hate such an attitude. The hypocrisy of hookers never ceases to amaze.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 03:12:23 PM by Diehard »

Offline Diehard

Can't believe that there are guys that are in love with escorts and would want a relationship of sorts.

Plus 1

Can't believe that there are guys that are in love with escorts and would want a relationship of sorts.

Are you really surprised, there are many threads and reviews here that indicate problems ahead for some.

Offline Diehard

I don't really worry about it too much as its just another part of the job.  I try to let them down gently but if that doesn't work (it rarely does) then I block all communication with them as it does get draining if you keep them hanging on and any contact is encouraging the behaviour.   
It happens sometimes especially if someone is feeling rather lonely that they get an emotional attachment to a woman who is giving them the attention they need. 
However it is never love no matter how much the man insists it is as they don't know the real me.  They know the fantasy they are paying for. Whilst a lot of me comes over in a booking they still don't know me.  To be in love with someone you have to have seen them at their worst and still feel the same way but clients only see us at our best.
I do feel some of the replies on saafe are cruel and very ungrateful but I noticed the worst replies came from the younger girls who in real life wouldn't think about dating older men or men who were not classically attractive.  I think me being older I understand life a bit more so know that infatuation can make you feel/believe you stand a chance if someone is being so nice to you.
No point putting it ok UKE as it will all be bollocks in reply as it will upset their purses if they told the truth.
I have learned to spot the signs early so now in post sex chat I tend to make it clear that nothing more is on the cards and that I never mix business with my home life. I prefer to do this as then they can get themselves on check before they go too far. 
However I think some who posted on saafe need to realise that it is just another part of the job they need to learn to deal with long before it gets to that stage.
If a guy starts booking more and more often or emails or texts more and more then you know he is getting attached and you need to let him know it will never happen. If explaining doesn't work then tell him you won't see him so often and stick to it. Tell him you are too busy too keep answering his emails/texts as you have other clients to deal with. Then and only then if it doesn't work block all contact. There is no point getting upset or angry about it as you should have made it clear before it got to that stage they are only angry about the loss of money

Just before Xmas I had to block all contact from a monthly six hour client as he didn't get it and it got to the point where if I kept contact open I would just be encouraging his fantasy which is a cruel thing to do just to keep the money coming in.

I don't follow your logic when u say some of the girls on SAAFE, especially the younger ones can be cruel? How can they be when they are being essentially used for sex and are to 99per cent of punters pieces of meat and nothing more? Do punters give a fuck what a hooker thinks once he is out of the door? Surely not, that's the whole point of this game, a release quickly and relatively easily.

A young girl who is a hooker is desperate. She must be, so many opportunities out there in life, but to have to resort to seeking their body to all and sundry is by definition a desperate act. As such, it is difficult for a desperate person to be cruel to anyone. The fact they are posting on SAAFE merely shows they have a dusty phone through either offering a shit service that has become known, or simply dog ugly. In either position, it is hard to be cruel wouldn't you say?


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

Offline Diehard

I don't really worry about it too much as its just another part of the job.  I try to let them down gently but if that doesn't work (it rarely does) then I block all communication with them as it does get draining if you keep them hanging on and any contact is encouraging the behaviour.   
It happens sometimes especially if someone is feeling rather lonely that they get an emotional attachment to a woman who is giving them the attention they need. 
However it is never love no matter how much the man insists it is as they don't know the real me.  They know the fantasy they are paying for. Whilst a lot of me comes over in a booking they still don't know me.  To be in love with someone you have to have seen them at their worst and still feel the same way but clients only see us at our best.
I do feel some of the replies on saafe are cruel and very ungrateful but I noticed the worst replies came from the younger girls who in real life wouldn't think about dating older men or men who were not classically attractive.  I think me being older I understand life a bit more so know that infatuation can make you feel/believe you stand a chance if someone is being so nice to you.
No point putting it ok UKE as it will all be bollocks in reply as it will upset their purses if they told the truth.
I have learned to spot the signs early so now in post sex chat I tend to make it clear that nothing more is on the cards and that I never mix business with my home life. I prefer to do this as then they can get themselves on check before they go too far. 
However I think some who posted on saafe need to realise that it is just another part of the job they need to learn to deal with long before it gets to that stage.
If a guy starts booking more and more often or emails or texts more and more then you know he is getting attached and you need to let him know it will never happen. If explaining doesn't work then tell him you won't see him so often and stick to it. Tell him you are too busy too keep answering his emails/texts as you have other clients to deal with. Then and only then if it doesn't work block all contact. There is no point getting upset or angry about it as you should have made it clear before it got to that stage they are only angry about the loss of money

Just before Xmas I had to block all contact from a monthly six hour client as he didn't get it and it got to the point where if I kept contact open I would just be encouraging his fantasy which is a cruel thing to do just to keep the money coming in.

Also please explain why hookers should be grateful, as u say some are ungrateful? I don't think guys just hand them money and then leave, I assume most if not all hand over money to fuck them. It's business. Neither hooker or punter has anything to be grateful or thankful for, it is a contractual agreement for sex and her silence, nothing more nothing less.


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