Viewing UKP - Are you in company?

[Asianspice]

During the Christmas and New Year festivities, I was in company (family) bored of tv which others in the room were watching and picked up my iPad to view UKP and AW. I was some distance away from everyone. Whilst discreetly accessing UKP and randomly checking a thread every so often, I wondered if you had almost been caught viewing, like me when the OH suddenly had a burst of energy and headed in my direction, hardly giving me time to switch to another web page. I never use to view these two sites in public or the company of others and had recently became brave.
I am reverting back to the safe mode of viewing alone again in the future.

What's your experience of accessing these sites? I find UKP addictive and often check threads late at night or very early in the morning. Your similar experiences and viewing habits would be appreciated if shared.

[nike]

I've had the OH walk into the room whilst I have been browsing UKP, in private mode, I closed the browser down double quick but I always have another page open in normal browser mode.

[newforthisyear]

Always by myself.

Run all punting escapades in a virtual machine which is kept on an external hard drive.

[Buttons]

I have, and do, access AW, UKP and UKE whilst others are in the room. Many years practice with left handed websites, just hope my Ninja like skills never fail me.

[cueball]

I'm on my tablet with another website opon on another page, quick tap and I'm reading up on hair replacement for men   

[threechilliman]

Only on my phone, more discrete.

tcm

[Timmy2]

Mrs Raddy almost caught me 2 times in last 4 days
wtf

[pewpewpew]

Always while in the bathroom. I'm having a crap while writing this in fact 

[DoberManic]

AW has to be the worst site for this;

I've lost count of the amount of times I've had to Ninja a browser close only to find AW has created a child window behind the browser, usually with a huge pair of tits or a monster minge showing!

 

[vw]

Nobody to catch me !   

[webpunter]

There's another recent thread on a similar subject & someone posted that he realized that his iPad was reflecting on the fish tank.  Least not many pics on UKP but the purple one could be a nightmare  [serves him right for being a bell-end & having a fish tank  ]

[Sonny Crockett]

I've had a couple of occasions when people have seen me use UKP.

[potato]

Have your finger near the power button and just hit it to blank the screen and then get up mumbling its needs a charge..

[Randy James]

1. private browser

2. on the toilet

3. in the car

[Marmalade]

Only on my phone, more discrete.

Have you ever noticed how on buses people read what the person sitting next to them is texting...

[newforthisyear]

Be careful where you use your tablets/phones

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[Steptoe]

OH 3 yards away at the moment - intent on dealing with email on her machine

Step

[Marmalade]

Be careful where you use your tablets/phones

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I hope to fuck that isn't a picture of you. If it is, I suggest you delete immediately!

[webpunter]

We all know the rules when it comes to deleting posts.  More chance of being struck by lightning 

[Marmalade]

We all know the rules when it comes to deleting posts.  More chance of being struck by lightning 

Not if you do it quickly. I don't think the time limit is public for obvious reasons but you can go into Edit shortly afterwards and then delete the post maybe with a note saying you decided it was better not to post it. I've done it on occasion.

[webpunter]

I'm meaning when the 'modify' tab no longer showing etc

[newforthisyear]

It's a photo that went viral about a week ago lol...

[Marmalade]

I'm meaning when the 'modify' tab no longer showing etc

true. then you're fucked. has to be a real emergency like a prossie trying to feed you to her pet rottweiller.

anyway sounds like the poster wasn't dumb fortunately

[Blackpool Rock]

Normally when i'm on my own but over Xmas I was forced to actually sit in the same room as the rest of the family 
Propped myself in a chair right in the corner of the room making sure no reflective surfaces behind me, had a moment when my sister turned and looked me straight in the eye asking "What do you actually look at on your laptop". My reply was "i'm a bloke Porn & gambling" which is basically true and shut her up straight away.

[Sonny Crockett]

Be careful where you use your tablets/phones

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I often view UKP in trains, bars, outdoors and shops.

[threechilliman]

AW has to be the worst site for this;

I've lost count of the amount of times I've had to Ninja a browser close only to find AW has created a child window behind the browser, usually with a huge pair of tits or a monster minge showing!

 

Yeah, this one bugs me as well. Almost as though AW is trying to get you caught!

tcm

[webpunter]

My reply was "i'm a bloke Porn & gambling" which is basically true and shut her up straight away.

The best form of defence can be attack.  And you would have been convincing as you were in part telling the truth

[The_Don]

During the Christmas and New Year festivities, I was in company (family) bored of tv which others in the room were watching and picked up my iPad to view UKP and AW. I was some distance away from everyone. Whilst discreetly accessing UKP and randomly checking a thread every so often, I wondered if you had almost been caught viewing, like me when the OH suddenly had a burst of energy and headed in my direction, hardly giving me time to switch to another web page. I never use to view these two sites in public or the company of others and had recently became brave.
I am reverting back to the safe mode of viewing alone again in the future.

What's your experience of accessing these sites? I find UKP addictive and often check threads late at night or very early in the morning. Your similar experiences and viewing habits would be appreciated if shared.

I do some (reading/posting) at work.

Also waiting in cues (shopping ordering food).


https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=80245.0

[Marmalade]

AW has to be the worst site for this;
I've lost count of the amount of times I've had to Ninja a browser close only to find AW has created a child window behind the browser, usually with a huge pair of tits or a monster minge showing!

I quite like monster minges but you're right, they are not for sharing inadvertantly.

A partial answer is the AW app, which has a 'discreet,' less colourful option in settings. Don't think it keeps the big minges away though.   

[GreyDave]

  Got a punt before Xmas a small two girl 4 chap GB in a flat was told to park in a car park opposite and ring and then recived text with details.....A Grey moment happened I`d left my spec`s in the works van... I walked up to a guy in his 50 and asked sorry mate Ive lost my glasses please could you tell me what this says..It was quite a detailed text  traffic light arm bands to be worn change rubbers between partners no water sports or hardsports always ask before entry ... then finally flat number... Thats the strangest text I read mate he said I blushed and replied I an just measuring for carpets and walked sharply to the shagg fest

[5th Musketeer]

Got a punt before Xmas a small two girl 4 chap GB in a flat was told to park in a car park opposite and ring and then recived text with details.....A Grey moment happened I`d left my spec`s in the works van... I walked up to a guy in his 50 and asked sorry mate Ive lost my glasses please could you tell me what this says..It was quite a detailed text  traffic light arm bands to be worn change rubbers between partners no water sports or hardsports always ask before entry ... then finally flat number... Thats the strangest text I read mate he said I blushed and replied I an just measuring for carpets and walked sharply to the shagg fest

That's the best I've read today! 

[normal_guy]

There are quite s few forums with this same grey/blue layout.

Sign up to one (regardless of the subject, and your interest) and have it in the background.

Also there are screen protectors that do privacy.

[potato]

There are quite s few forums with this same grey/blue layout.

Sign up to one (regardless of the subject, and your interest) and have it in the background.

Ultimate Handyman is quite a good forum and has the same sort of layout. It's actually quite a good forum anyway as it covers nearly everything!

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[The_Don]

Ultimate Handyman is quite a good forum and has the same sort of layout. It's actually quite a good forum anyway as it covers nearly everything!

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Thanks for the link 

[Timmy2]

Ultimate Handyman is quite a good forum and has the same sort of layout. It's actually quite a good forum anyway as it covers nearly everything!

External Link/Members Only

Brill
I have my football forum open most of the time, but this handyman site will be full of punters soon i think 
Perhaps we can offer our new found skills as part payments
Raddy

[cueball]

Ultimate Handyman is quite a good forum and has the same sort of layout. It's actually quite a good forum anyway as it covers nearly everything!

External Link/Members Only

Bookmarked 

[Blackpool Rock]

Brill
I have my football forum open most of the time, but this handyman site will be full of punters soon i think 
Perhaps we can offer our new found skills as part payments
Raddy

Cue the double entendres about screwing, drilling and driving a nail home 
OK the coats already on i'm leaving

[Timmy2]

Cue the double entendres about screwing, drilling and driving a nail home 
OK the coats already on i'm leaving

Well i am on there... good site and Mrs Raddy has been given a few tips from me already... good cover

[Snoozy]

I normally sit on the toilet and have a snoop on AW,  About 2 years ago I accidentally pressed the print screen button and a couple of days later my ex missus put paper in the printer and it spewed out a local wg, no shit. Easiest way to destroy a relationship, it was fucked anyway to be honest.

[normal_guy]

I normally sit on the toilet and have a snoop on AW,  About 2 years ago I accidentally pressed the print screen button and a couple of days later my ex missus put paper in the printer and it spewed out a local wg, no shit. Easiest way to destroy a relationship, it was fucked anyway to be honest.

Woah. This is another reason to not use your main smartphone for punts

[Nagilum]

Nope, I live on my own and so have no worries about this 

[Midlane]

Nope, I live on my own and so have no worries about this 

That's fine when you're at home and I'm with you on that. But on a train, in the GP waiting room, in a restaurant. Most people won't see it well enough to know what it is, but those that know, know.

[Nagilum]

That's fine when you're at home and I'm with you on that. But on a train, in the GP waiting room, in a restaurant. Most people won't see it well enough to know what it is, but those that know, know.

At work, using 4G on my phone   There have been some heart pounding moments where I have almost used the Wi-Fi!

[Midlane]

At work, using 4G on my phone   There have been some heart pounding moments where I have almost used the Wi-Fi!

Oh, done that. Not work - I'm retired - but in a favourite restaurant where the phone connects automatically to the wifi. I open safari to do something "normal" and of course AW or UKP invariably open up first, whatever page I was on earlier.

I suppose clever computer people could work out from the wifi registration details who it was, but they've never said anything to me. Yet.

[RedKettle]

I am looking at UKP now in a cafe and was just reading a thread on EM about best MILF when a MILF who lives near me walked in came over and had a chat with me - is that fate!!  Probably more a cruel trick to demonstrate what a sad man I am.

Just watched her lovely arse go over to another table and then a couple of other hot MILFs join her.  What would I pay for a steamy hour or two with the three of them....

[Dime]

Yes I'm sitting in a pub at the moment discreetly viewing UKP on my phone enjoying a pint. I often view it in company probably as much as facebook or my emails, and no one even questions what I'm looking at. The other night I saw a older guy in a pub watching porn on his tablet in a pub He didn't seem to care that that I or anyone else could see him as he was engrossed in the porn.