Have your cock sucked (badly) through a blue tent with a hole cut in it, by a person of indeterminate gender, in a Euston hotel room?
I bet you didn't think you'd end up here when you took the first tentative steps into punting all those years ago.
Thanks for the review anyway... I applaud your sacrifice in the name of science.
yeh haha brilliant, this whole post had me in stitches ,
best review ive ever read on this site ( entertainment wise )
thats what I love about UKP you can get some amazing laughs here and the negative reviews are always funny
seriously the whole idea sounds utterly ridiculous what ever would possess someone to try this.