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Author Topic: If you was told ?  (Read 2723 times)

Wolfy

Lads here's one for you ..  ;)

You've been told you can have one last punt .. Who would it be ? someone you had seen before or someone you had always wanted to meet but never had the chance .. ?

Me .. easy one Dollymopp  :)  seen her a good few times and always fantastic.


Offline distressed

Haven't yet got round to seeing Dolly yet but she would be high on my to see list.Of those I have seen it would definately be Natasha.Only just started seeing her regulary,recently,and looks from comments made elsewhere that I may have altready had my final punt with her :(

Offline itsmekurt

The problem with the second part of the question is that you could always feel dissapointed, while taking the first option - and I think that is what I would do - would be the surest route to paradise. ;D

Wolfy

The problem with the second part of the question is that you could always feel dissapointed, while taking the first option - and I think that is what I would do - would be the surest route to paradise. ;D

Yes .. better the devil you know :D

Offline NIK

Interesting question.

No way could it be with someone I hadn't seen before, no matter what their reputation.
Just imagine going out on a disappointing one!   :'(

Wolfy

Interesting question.

No way could it be with someone I hadn't seen before, no matter what their reputation.
Just imagine going out on a disappointing one!   :'(
So NIK .. you haven't said who it would be :d isn't there one fantastic lady out there who would be your last punt ?

Hmm so many to choose from... depends on the reason it was my last punt, I suppose.  Penis-ectomy?  Yikes! :-(

Probably not one of the young/slim ones I normally frequent.  They wouldn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Possibly a full figured woman with a great firm rack and a real rear to admire.  Tidy pussy that likes a lick.  Her oral skills to completion and beyond would be of the highest level.  A levels available.   Slightly subbie.  Hmmm sounds like an FR I wrote recently ;-)

And for sure it would be an overnight!

AFoAF

Offline Lurtz



You've been told you can have one last punt .. Who would it be ? someone you had seen before or someone you had always wanted to meet but never had the chance .. ?


Wolfy, this is such a good question.

Should I visit the most beautiful girl I've ever seen?
Should I visit the girl I've visited the most?
Should I visit the girl who provided the best service?
Should I visit the girl I clicked with the best?
Should I visit one of the girls I've always wanted to visit?

Knowing me, I'd select someone I've always wanted to visit, but there are 3 of them :(

So instead I'd revisit the best girl I've ever seen:

http://www.miltonkeynesescorts.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=164

Wolfy

Wolfy, this is such a good question.

Should I visit the most beautiful girl I've ever seen?
Should I visit the girl I've visited the most?
Should I visit the girl who provided the best service?
Should I visit the girl I clicked with the best?
Should I visit one of the girls I've always wanted to visit?

Knowing me, I'd select someone I've always wanted to visit, but there are 3 of them :(

So instead I'd revisit the best girl I've ever seen:

http://www.miltonkeynesescorts.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=164
Petra .. great choice .. I've seen her but a few years ago :D

Offline Lurtz

Petra .. great choice .. I've seen her but a few years ago :D

If you chose Dolly over Petra then I better book Dolly soon :)

Wolfy

If you chose Dolly over Petra then I better book Dolly soon :)
All depends on what you are looking for in a woman .. I've met lots of fantastic ladies but Dolly stands out for me .. but you never know could the next one be even better .. hopefully I might find out soon .. anyway it's fun looking  :D

Offline Jimmyredcab

Me .. easy one Dollymopp  :)  seen her a good few times and always fantastic.


Wolfy ----------- have you ever seen ANY lady who wasn't fantastic ??
I very much doubt it.  :rolleyes:

Offline itsmekurt

If you chose Dolly over Petra then I better book Dolly soon :)

Oh, I didn't realize that it was going to happen to everone at the same time! In that case, hello missus next door!

Wolfy

Wolfy ----------- have you ever seen ANY lady who wasn't fantastic ??
I very much doubt it.  :rolleyes:
You are an old misery Jimmy .. why is it when someone on here or on auto-censored ( when you were on there ) .. you have to try to put them down ?
Are you pig sick jealous ? sounds like it to me.

Do you want members to post on here or not.

Do you ever enjoy yourself ?

Shall I say she was awful just to please you and a few others on here ?

What wrong with you ?

Call me a fluffy because I don't fit into your idea of punting .. I never try to put you down.

If you don't want me on here say so and I'll fuck off so you can all be miserable.

I'm no doubt you will come back with some witty comment trying to put me down again and all your buddies will say .. " that's the way Jimmy we don't want his kind on here"

UKPunting ----- THE forum for the 21st Century. No I don't think so . and I thought this forum would be different than auto-censored.

I'm not going to bother posting again .. what's the point ?

Oh and sorry NIk can you please delete all this thread .. I enjoy punting and that against the rules isn't it ?

« Last Edit: November 08, 2010, 12:36:34 AM by Wolfy »

Offline Jimmyredcab



Do you ever enjoy yourself ?


Yes, actually I do -------------- however I don't live in a dream world where every prostitute is wonderful, some are excellent but many are total crap, you can call me a misery, I prefer the term "realist".

Offline Jimmyredcab





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Call me a fluffy because I don't fit into your idea of punting ..



You have admitted to being a fluffy many times, nothing to be ashamed of ------- but nothing to be proud of either.
So tell us, have you ever had a bad punt. ?????????

Wolfy

When have I ever said every woman is wonderful.

Are you saying the ladies I've seen are all awful ?

Are you calling me a liar ?

Well the truth is I've only ever seen one awful one .. seen a few not so good but most of my punts have been very good and in the last year excellent.

Jimmy you can't stand that can you ?

And I was right you had to come back with yet another put down didn't you ?

realist ? no .. miserable old git .. :D


Offline Jimmyredcab










UKPunting ----- THE forum for the 21st Century. No I don't think so . and I thought this forum would be different than auto-censored.



This forum is totally different to auto-censored.
1) We don't take advertising from prostitutes which means the punters interests come first.
2) We believe in free speech which is why your rant has not been deleted.
3) Most of our members live in the real world, not a fantasy world.

Offline Jimmyredcab

When have I ever said every woman is wonderful.

Are you saying the ladies I've seen are all awful ?

Are you calling me a liar ?

Have you been drinking, because you remind me of people I pick up at 2AM.

Offline Fannytastico

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Yes, actually I do -------------- however I don't live in a dream world where every prostitute is wonderful, some are excellent but many are total crap, you can call me a misery, I prefer the term "realist".
This is a genuine question Jimmy..... and for anyone else who has a high proportion of bad punts.  Why do you have so many crap punts?  I don't know your history or field reports, so I don't know if you were exaggerating for effect.  Is it lack of research, your expectations, your attitude?  Have the girls managed to pull the wool over your eyes every time so always manage to book bad ones? 

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I think the reason why Wolfy gets good punts is because he invests time into research and getting to know who he is meeting.  He treats them with respect and has a very happy and relaxed manner about him.  He is a gentleman who knows how to treat a lady and enjoys spending time with them, rather than 30 mins where you really can't much get past the physical act.  It's a different expectation by both parties and far less likely to lead to disappointment due to the nature of the length of booking.

Wolfy does not have his head in the clouds, he is not a liar and he does not deserve to be ridiculed or disbelieved every time he recommends someone, just because some people don't have the same success rate. 

Intimidating members who are trying to keep this forum alive and contribute is really not a good idea.  From what I could see the other members were enjoying this light hearted banter before JRC turned on it and it was interesting for me to see who was being mentioned. 

What a shame!

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Hmm so many to choose from... depends on the reason it was my last punt, I suppose.  Penis-ectomy?  Yikes! :-(

Probably not one of the young/slim ones I normally frequent.  They wouldn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Possibly a full figured woman with a great firm rack and a real rear to admire.  Tidy pussy that likes a lick.  Her oral skills to completion and beyond would be of the highest level.  A levels available.   Slightly subbie.  Hmmm sounds like an FR I wrote recently ;-)

And for sure it would be an overnight!

AFoAF

If you mean me, spit it out so I can revel in the glory lol

Mmmmm that does sound like you, doesn't it?  You are forgiven for entirely appropriate female vanity.

But why should I spit it out?  According to your profile, when last I looked, you don't ;-)

If ever the occasion presents itself, you will certainly be on the list for my terminal punt.

AFoAF

Offline Matium

Last ever punt?

I think it would be Dollymopp but if it was a last ever punt then I'd want two girls. The only trouble is I don't know who to pair Dollymopp with!

Offline Jimmyredcab

This is a genuine question Jimmy..... and for anyone else who has a high proportion of bad punts.  Why do you have so many crap punts? I don't know your history or field reports, so I don't know if you were exaggerating for effect.  Is it lack of research, your expectations, your attitude?  Have the girls managed to pull the wool over your eyes every time so always manage to book bad ones? 
Maybe YOU should have done a bit of research.
I have 21 reports online, 4 of those are negative.
NIK has 19 reports online and he also has 4 negatives.
I don't regard that as a high proportion of bad punts, do you. ??????

I looked up the record of a well known punter the other day, according to his reports he has not had a bad punt since 1999 ----------- sorry but that is simply not possible. (It would not be fair to name him).



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