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Author Topic: Daft tobjects to stick inside her holes  (Read 884 times)

1 TOOTHBRUSH

Today I went punting and have posted a FR. Kaz produced a modern electric toothbrush and used it – yes the brush end – as a vibrator directly on her clitoris. Details at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=post;topic=7823.0;last_msg=114047

more daft objects from your experiences?

Offline Wayang

Not unusual; the batteries last longer than most cheap sex toys.



Offline softlad

Not on a pro$$ie but an old girl friend,
I inserted a Marathon (Snickers to da yoof)...it melted... :(
A bottle of Heinz Tomato ketchup (neck end).
And a hairbrush handle up her arse.... :yahoo:

oh what fun we had... :)

Tony Montana

A girl once tried to shove a teabag and some hot water up my arse - she must have though I was a mug.

Offline Lurtz

A mate of mine shoved a wine bottle up his girlfriend's fanny. Unfortunately, he only mentioned this after I'd drank the dregs from it.  :vomit:

Offline Ali Katt

A bottle of Dr Pepper – what's the worst that could happen?

It didn't fit and from the other angle I couldn't get the lid off to take a sip.

Offline James999

Not on a pro$$ie but an old girl friend,
I inserted a Marathon (Snickers to da yoof)...it melted... :(
A bottle of Heinz Tomato ketchup (neck end).
And a hairbrush handle up her arse.... :yahoo:

oh what fun we had... :)

With all those things shoved in her I'm surprised you found room to get your cock in  :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 08:29:19 PM by James999 »

Offline softlad

With all those things shoved in her I'm surprised you found room to get your cock in  :sarcastic:

She wouldn't let me shag her, she said she wasn't that kinda girl... :wackogirl:

Offline Tibbs

I dated a girl who used to eat the chocolate off a crunchie bar and insert the honeycomb to enjoy the popping candy effect as it dissolved. She stopped when she got a wicked infection from doing it.

She also told a story about how she used a cucumber as a dildo, put it back in the fridge and her house mate cut it up and used it in a salad.

Oh I shoved the handle of a feather duster up a WG's arse once as part of a maid roleplay.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2012, 11:05:28 AM by Tibbs »


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