Pre punt rituals

[Cam1984]

Just out of random interest ..... do any of you gents have Pre punt rituals.... if so for what reason?
Ive got a mate who wears the same boxers and socks to every punt.....  apparently brings him luck....
I for one dont pop a nut 48 hrs before a punt....why, i dont even have a valid reason lol builds the suspense i suppose...... mind you, its a bit awkward when the mrs wants some 

[Midlane]

Absolutely none, other than get the A-Z out (no google maps then) and make sure of arriving 10 minutes early and walk around.

[385North]

My pre-punt ritual is going to the cash point.

[claretandblue]

If its a planned awork punt I also normally do the 48 hours abstinence prior to kick off

[ClitTeaser]

I have a wank two hours before.  If I don't do this I come too quickly with the girl.  I also use the blue pill.

[drwho]

A glug of whisky, a banana and a chewing gum (unless alcohol will be available at the punt ie at a party in which case just the banana and chewing gum)

[hantshagger]

Without giving away my secrets to a good punt......  I will say .....

My pre-punt ritual is .... having a thorough shower.   That, and a visit to cashpoint!

[bristolqwerty]

Without giving away my secrets to a good punt......  I will say .....

My pre-punt ritual is .... having a thorough shower.   That, and a visit to cashpoint!

+1 plus I listen to my mix tape of power ballads on my sony walkman 

[lol-machine]

I make a fish paste sandwich and put it in my special punting lunchbox along with plain crisps and weak lemon drink. i only take the right amount of money, plus £5, no cards, in case sergei attacks me with a fucking metal bar.

[claretandblue]

I make a fish paste sandwich and put it in my special punting lunchbox along with plain crisps and weak lemon drink. i only take the right amount of money, plus £5, no cards, in case sergei attacks me with a fucking metal bar.

Fish paste! !!what happens if you fancy going for a beer or something to eat afterwards? Fiver won't get you far!

[texasjapan]

Map, cash point and chewing gum sometimes she needs it more than  me. Smokey breath can be iratating

[Jack_soa]

Smokey breath can be iratating

As a smoker, it's just plain rude to not have a swig of mouthwash before a punt. Double so if you want DFK.

[Cam1984]

Map, cash point and chewing gum sometimes she needs it more than  me. Smokey breath can be iratating

what do you do.... just stick a piece of gum in her mouth and smile?  i cant picture any scenario where that wouldnt be awkward as fuck lol

[Trenlover]

polo for fresh breath

no wanking for 24-48hrs prior

no food before punt, I hate feeling encumbered when I need to physically exert

dont call the girl until after ive taken a shit, the few times ive gotten into a WG's flat only to find minutes later I have to take a dump is a very awkward moment. especially if the smell follows my arse or creeps from the toilet into the bedroom.

one time I saw a WG I had to take a huge shit as soon as I  arrived and it lasted about 20 mins whats worse the toilet door wouldn't lock so I had to constantly worry about her flat mate or another punter coming in.

[decentguy]

Below is my pre-punt ritual if it is a planned or pre-booked punt. But if I have sudden urge then below wont apply.

1. 24-48 hour no pop rule
2. Good nice dump in the morning or an hour before punt.
3. Book a punt early in the day as it is highly likely WG is not very tired and will provide good service
4. Carry a bottle of water which I sip on the way and between pops
5. No punt with empty stomach so eat two banana in the tube and an apple as soon I reach the postcode it works much better than mints as breath is fresher and I love DFK and till date apple has served me well as I have never been refused a good DFK.

I found Mint has a side effect of leaving bad breath in mouth 10 mins after you have finished the tablet or gum don't know if others have this issue.

Every punter should make their own rituals as different things work for different guys I think it comes with analysis on your previous punts to derive what works better for you.


So next time you see a handsome guy eating a banana on the tube you know its me on the way to punt!

[socks]

Absolutely none, other than get the A-Z out (no google maps then) and make sure of arriving 10 minutes early and walk around.

So three then

[Cam1984]

one time I saw a WG I had to take a huge shit as soon as I  arrived and it lasted about 20 mins

  thats priceless  I hope it wasnt a shitty punt   

[KentAde]

Should this be in the 'London' section? 

[Cam1984]

well today I had a whiskey chased with a can of red bull an hour before my punt. then sipped on a magnum (tonic wine) en route to the punt. I performed like a porn star! Gonna test it on my next punt to see if its a solid routine or just a good day in the office....

[Cam1984]

Should this be in the 'London' section? 

probably not.... an oversight on my part. my bad. tbh I didnt even notice the general discussion section until you commented on the post. anyway.....im sure if the admin are bothered by it, they'll shift it to the appropriate section

[lol-machine]

lol @ turning up and having a shit for 20 minutes. BOM-CHIKKA-BOW-WOW

claretpal, i never want to eat anything except my sandwich and the crisps. Then i drink whiskey when i get home until I'm in the mood to sing. Not sure if my missus and her sister have spotted the correlation yet.

[texasjapan]

  thats priceless  I hope it wasnt a shitty punt   

  if that came of the time alloted with the pressie that's probably the most expensive shit his had 

[texasjapan]

what do you do.... just stick a piece of gum in her mouth and smile?  i cant picture any scenario where that wouldnt be awkward as fuck lol

I use to do it with a regular just pop a gum in my mouth and make out with her and leave it there. ,  she knew she had smokey breath but we was pretty cool with eachother so she wouldn't make a fuss about it,  not sure how it would go with 1st time visit tho

[bristolqwerty]

  thats priceless  I hope it wasnt a shitty punt   

  At least it prevented her popping to the bathroom afterwards to indulge in timewasting techniques.  I hope you flushed. 
Seriously 20 minutes I'm surprised you didn't pass out.

[frenchteam]

Agree about having a shot of spirits beforehand. A whisky and Coke an hour before really gets the blood pumping

[Sonny Crockett]

Get text message with location details, buy train tickets, take Tibetan Herbal Supplement, train journey, cock exercises, walk/taxi to venue, walk around area within vicinity of venue, get house/flat number, walk to house/flat door, ring bell, door opens and go inside = start of punt.

[kartrider]

one time I saw a WG I had to take a huge shit as soon as I  arrived and it lasted about 20 mins whats worse the toilet door wouldn't lock so I had to constantly worry about her flat mate or another punter coming in.

  Lol that just left me in stitches. I was embarrassed to post this actually, but realized I'm not the only one or the first guy. That punt really did go south. The WG took a longtime for the paperwork, but same with me, on dump. Awkwardly, we both arrived in the room at same time.. But started the 1hr booking from that point though.

[bristolqwerty]

Did she charge for extras ( excessive toilet roll use and air freshener ) 

[3002steve]

buy chocolates and flowers - treat her well lol 

nah not really

crack one off and have a good wash and shave the bits n bobs , get more ball sucking that way