So just before xmas I was reduced to plan C or D in MK.
And to be fair she does look attractively milfy.
But it was a weird punt, with no real fun or charisma and absolutely no raunch at all.
She's tiny - maybe size 6 at the most and very delicate. She does look as per the pictures.
But the massage was very gentle, the blowjob (covered) so gentle as to be hard to tell when she was actually on - and she asked if I had a holiday booked as she went down on me. And she put on some awful sub-Enya 80s music. It was like a really terrible parlour punt before we all used UKP and knew better. I really should have spotted all the many references to gentle in her text...
The sex was doggy with (naturally) no fk. It was actually quite a good fuck (for me) but largely because i was really horny and there was something so weird and illicit about screwing a
woman who seemed so much more like a librarian than a prostitute. How on earth she ended up in this line of work I have no idea, she seems spectacularly ill suited to it.
And then as we finished she put on a flannel dressing gown and fluffy slippers.
There are lots of fluffy AW reviews so obviously she must appeal to some - and she didn't actually do anything wrong so this is JUST neutral but be warned - she's not remotely fun, dirty or raunchy. And a bit pricey.
Depends what you want from a hooker.
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