I decided to take up Punter Griffin's recommendation and visit the Original Health Centre in Crewkerne. I phoned ahead to book an appointment, and I'm glad I did, as despite being a very rainy Sunday and the rest of the town was 'dead' when I got there (still, free parking on Sunday's, always a bonus
), the "Sorry, we are booked" sign was in the window.
I arrived 2 minutes early and was ushered into an extremely clean and nice smelling room. I was informed that I'll have to wait ten minutes as she still had a customer nearly finished in the other room, but I was to get undressed and make myself comfortable. There is an alcove in the far right-hand corner you can hang your clothes up on. The left-hand side was given to a wonderfully clean shower (we've all been to places where the shower has more hairs in it than your own body
) , of which it was very well stocked with Lidl's finest shampoos, gels, etc.
Whilst I was getting unchanged, I could hear a slapping sound coming from the adjoining room – clearly the lady (who seemed to be running the shop alone) was ‘finishing’ my predecessor off. Sounds like I was going to have good time later.
The lady came back ten minutes later as promised, and made me comfortable on the massage table. Although my appointment started 10 minutes late, I was not short changed, I did get the full-hour I paid for (but finishing at 1.10pm instead of 1.00pm) – you get your money’s worth here. I didn’t ask her name, but she was about 45-50 years old, an pleasant enough face (no stunner, but no troll either), had long back hair and a very slender body. She was dressed in black leggings and a black vest/top (when she bent down, a sneaky glance up her top proved she didn’t wear a bra). A towel was placed over my naked butt, but this was removed after a few minutes. I was asked if I was OK with baby oil (“Yes!”), then the massage proceeded. Very thorough massage, I asked if “medium” was alright, as I haven’t a clue, I said that “medium” will be fine, thankfully it was. Enough pressure, but not painfully so. I think “hard” might be too much, but I’ll never know if I don’t try it – maybe next time. £40 for this treatment is good value for money, and I’d have been quite happy with this service even if no extras presented themselves on my first visit. I was asked if I was a new customer and the usual chat (“Have I travelled far?”, “Are the roads around Crewkerne flooded? (“Yes, they were!”), etc.). I was also asked where had I learnt about their shop. Naturally, I didn’t want to say that it’s being discussed on this very site (as I recall reading on here that they want to keep their extra activities as secret as possible), so I opted for the safer answer of “Gumtree”, an answer which kept her happy (even if I did detect a smile on her face at this point – she knew damn well that here was another gent being very coy about the truth).
With 20 minutes left, I was offered HE for £20. I, of course, agreed. I was instructed to turn over, and after a witty quip about getting lost in my hairy chest, an oily hand job (plus her playing with my nipples) was underway. No quick tug job, this was slow, delicate and arousing – even gently blowing air onto my bell end. After cumming, I was cleaned up with hot towels. Much nicer than a dry bit of tissue paper that some WG’s normally pass in my direction. There was no rush for me to get changed, and not once in the whole hour was I asked for the fee. I, of course, handed over the agreed fee of £60 once I was fully changed – a novelty, I’m used to paying at the start, not the end.
As I made to leave the room, I was told that I’d be most welcome to return and, rather surprising, was given a hug too.
The only downside was that the phone did come into the room with her and occasionally she answered a call or text, but as I got the impression that she was the only one manning the shop at the moment, I wasn’t that bothered (and she was very apologetic to me after finishing the calls, and she did keep the calls short asking the person on the other end to call back later as she was busy).
For £60, this place is a bargain and I most definitely will return.