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Author Topic: Lovely_Miss_Louise- Plymouth  (Read 1204 times)


6 review(s) for Lovely_Miss_Louise (5 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Hawdit

This punt took place sometime in November 2015, so a little sketchy around details.

Was let down by plan A, as I have said on here a lot plan A never works out for me recently.

Contacted Louise by phone for a last minute booking, very polite, nice to speak to organised and accommodating.

Good directions to her flat, on a busy road and shared building so not too discrete, but that never bothers me.   Got into flat very warm, slight decaying odour of atrophy in the flat slightly off putting.  Didn't fancy Louise too her age is accurate at 38. Slim but saggy old skin, and certainly no gym bunny.  She is not pretty by any stretch of the imagination, but not a complete munter.  She put her slimness down to high metabolism, as she eats loads, but that doesn't account for her ropey teeth and the smell of atrophy which was coming from her.

Two house cats roaming round and generally getting in the way, no problem for me but may be for some.

Her lounge is set up as if someone spends all day and night on the sofa and huge telly playing snooker.

Bedroom basic, single bed, not overly clean bed and signs that someone had repeatedly thrown up, not the cats!!, but not cleaned up very well.

Got down to it after sorting the money.

Perfunctory massage, strange bj with ice, didn't do it for me.  I spotted two deep black scars/abcesses, one in each inner thigh.  I also noticed the look in her eye had changed since I first arrived, there was a vacant look that was clearly from using substances.  On reflection she also struggled with anything that wasn't on her script or checklist, very pleasant but clearly fucked up!!

I finished with a hand job, as really didn't want to have sex or anymore unprotected bj with a heroin addict, as I strongly suspect she is.  Quickly got my gear together and left.

I have given her a negative, but if you like to have sex with a high functioning heroin addict who smells of death, in a room with cats and obvious sick stains then take this as a positive.

https://www.adultwork.com/2260093

Banning reason: White-knight twat making false allegations against membership


6 review(s) found for Lovely_Miss_Louise linked to in above post (5 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Cheers Hawdit, these things come better in review than comments on someone else's review.   :drinks:

Offline Hawdit

Whoops should say unprotected BJ not sex!!!  Would not entertain BB
Banning reason: White-knight twat making false allegations against membership

Whoops should say unprotected BJ not sex!!!  Would not entertain BB

Maybe ask admin to change or you could end up being treated like a leper by those that don't read the comments !

Offline Hawdit

Banning reason: White-knight twat making false allegations against membership

Offline Belisknor

Blimey was tempted by this lady whilst in Plymouth a few months ago but decided against it really glad I did after reading this !
Banning reason: White-knight

Offline Andyply

 :(  Unfortunately I went and am feeling less than glad now  :( although I was stupidly oblivious at the time.... :cry: oh well you only live once, that's one off the bucket list or death wish.  :timeout:
« Last Edit: January 05, 2016, 07:32:38 PM by Andyply »

Offline jlike

:(  Unfortunately I went and am feeling less than glad now  :( although I was stupidly oblivious at the time.... :cry: oh well you only live once, that's one off the bucket list or death wish.  :timeout:

I would not worry too much, I have seen her twice, plenty of OWO and RO and finished both times with CIM. Have had two screenings at the GUM clinic since my encounters with her a while ago, my last screening being in early December and all clear. Obviously with the info in this thread I will not be returning, shame because her oral was excellent.


I would not worry too much, I have seen her twice, plenty of OWO and RO and finished both times with CIM. Have had two screenings at the GUM clinic since my encounters with her a while ago, my last screening being in early December and all clear. Obviously with the info in this thread I will not be returning, shame because her oral was excellent.

Well its the reviewers opinion and a band wagon jumper who reviewed her favourably the month before, maybe we should consider all andyplys reviews as nonsesne as he mentioned nothing bad in his review.

https://www.adultwork.com/2260093
1hr incall £100
Fancied trying a new escort.  Sent a bunch of emails off this afternoon to various ladies, Louise was the only one to reply and I'm glad she did.  :)
Good comms throughout.
Personality: Bright, friendly lady, easy to chat too, good fun and good company.
Services: GFE, massage which was excellent. OWO, ball and perineum massage/licking was awesome.  Did the trick with ice which was amazing.  69/Cowgirl/Doggy and OWO/CIM to completion. 
Looks: Good body, fit lady.
A great booking, well worth the fee which is gvfm.  She was very enthusiastic, worked very hard to give me a great time, knew her stuff and was enjoyable to punt with, felt comfortable in her company.  :thumbsup:

So what is it andy ?

Are you bandwagon jumping or was your review bullshit ?


6 review(s) found for Lovely_Miss_Louise linked to in above post (5 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Andyply

 :D  No, I enjoyed the physical side of the punt but was not attracted to the escort too much, my review was short but to the point.  Good, enthusiastic owo & cim always goes down well with me. BUT the information now presented on here makes me feel a little less  :thumbsup: and more  :thumbsdown:  I like to think if I suspected anything untoward I'd let other punters know on here pronto.  :hi:  More of a view in hindsight.  :hi:  I wouldn't go again now.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2016, 05:32:18 PM by Andyply »

Offline Belisknor

I'm confused by these reviews on this lady how can the OP notice such things yet three other people didn't ? and all give her positives  :dash:  Makes me sceptical re the the standard of escorts these guys are used too if they give a heroin addict who smells like death a positive  :lol:
Banning reason: White-knight

Offline Andyply

 :D Blind ignorance and blinkered by no fuss owo and cim - I'm feeling ashamed.... :cry:  B I think you should go try her next just to confirm things like  :)
« Last Edit: January 06, 2016, 08:53:16 PM by Andyply »

Offline jankg

All I can say is that none of the complaints in the OP's review were evident on my visit. Certainly no sick on the floor, "smell of death" or vacant look. I qualify this with the fact that I'm no expert on heroin addicts, and it sounds as if the OP has previous experience in this area. The review has put my off going back, not that I've been back since my first visit as there are just other girls in Plymouth I prefer.

Do I take the word of an anonymous stranger over my own experience? It makes me a little uneasy to be honest (no offence to the OP).  I just hope this woman's livelihood is not affected by an incorrect hunch if the OP is incorrect. On the other hand, thanks for the heads up if he is!
« Last Edit: January 07, 2016, 07:26:09 AM by jankg »

Offline Hawdit

I observed what I observed, as someone has alluded I have some experience in this area and am sure of what was going on. However I take no offence of another poster observing things differently to me.

What did strike me was that this lady is quite high functioning and works to a set routine, which probably helps her mask her obvious issue.  She is not unpleasant and offers a service which she fulfils, she probably is a lot less risky than some girls out there as she has things under control, but for me personally I would not return.
Banning reason: White-knight twat making false allegations against membership

Offline lovely_miss_louise

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Oh my, this review sure makes for interesting reading!

"...a little sketchy on the details..." must be the understatement of the century. A decaying odour of atrophy?? A smell of death?? I guess death has a pretty unpleasant odour, but I'm pretty sure you cannot smell atrophy (which means shrinking, shrivelling for all you non-doctors out there!). Plus, I am definitely not yet a corpse......

For the record, I would never entertain anyone - friends/family/punters - with sick stains evident on the carpet. Although I am curious as to how he is able to distinguish between cat vomit and any other variety. I am definitely NOT a gym bunny, but as a slim 39-year old I think "saggy, old skin" is neither accurate or necessary. His memory is obviously sketchy, because although my old room was not large, it never had anything other than a double bed in it. How can a couple (or more...!) ever get comfortable on a single bed I ask? Also, since when was it a crime to spend most evenings with feet up in front of the TV?! Cats/snooker are obviously personal preferences to which everyone is entitled their own opinion. Finally, to address the major issue here - I can categorically state that I am not addicted to/regularly using any illegal drugs. I do smoke, and drink, and even occasionally dabble. Scars I have (no abscesses), and have always been upfront about, but I am CLEAN and healthy as far as I am aware. The "vacant look" was no doubt attributable to his sparkling personality.....

In conclusion, I have never had the misfortune to read such a bunch of melodramatic clap-trap in all my time as an Escort. It is of no surprise that his profile has since been banned! Apparently something to do with making false allegations.....You don't say??









Can I ask you a question Louise? I have visited you a few times and whilst I wouldn't give you a ten, I don't know I wouldn't give you a negative on here either.  You say you aren't taking illegal drugs, so by inference are you taking legal drugs? 

Offline Leveve

- I can categorically state that I am not addicted to/regularly using any illegal drugs. I do smoke, and drink, and even occasionally dabble. Scars I have (no abscesses), and have always been upfront about, but I am CLEAN and healthy as far as I am aware.

My reading of it is LML says she is not addicted to but dabbles in illegal drugs (unspecified)

Maybe Im missing something but unsure whether it is implied the scars are from drug related activities or not :unknown:

All very controversial   :lol:

Although I am curious as to how he is able to distinguish between cat vomit and any other variety

Bits of chewed up mouse in it, maybe?  :lol:






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