In the early to mid noughties, I used to regularly travel from Glasgow to Manchester for punts at the legendary parlours, a round trip of over 400 miles. This also coincided with me buying and trying Viagra for the first time, so I used to make the most of the trips, with 3 punts in 3 different parlours (my record was 4 in one day). These days, I could only manage 2 in a day even with a little blue helper, and I wouldn't travel all that distance just to have a punt.