Popular media on UKEscorting.com

Author Topic: You know you're a punter when,,,,,,  (Read 4030 times)

Offline up_peri_scope

When you find that shower gel you thought you'd lost in your laptop bag. :D

dont you just love punting why did i not do this 30 years ago, everything is so true,  :yahoo:

My thoughts as well  :drinks: :yahoo:

Offline Ali Katt

...when the contact list on your spare phone contains only first names - all of them female.
:thumbsup: I used to have parlours on my old one, I used the initials only.

when you park on a lay-by and power up the laptop and turn on the dongle to check some details on AW.

When your plans for any trip away are researched on Aw not tripadvisor etc!   Oh and you own 2 phones + 3 sim cards .

when you open UKPunting before opening your email inbox ...

Offline Matium

,,,,,,,,,,,, when UKP becomes your home on the Internet.

before your summer holiday ends you are planning your next encounter

(driving back to London today, yippee)

Offline markc65

I'm doing work for a client involved with watersports & I chuckle everytime, thinking no you're not
My wife says she is going for a facial and I think why do you never let me do that to you
When booking a business trip put in a reverse bid on AW before sorting out hotel
When you see the girl at the cash desk in the bank and wonder if she is fully shaven or brazilian
Oh yes, two separate phones along with everyone else
« Last Edit: August 15, 2012, 02:51:41 pm by markc65 »

.. When you've been to Amsterdam 5+ times

.. When every time you hear the word party, you think LMP.

.. When you think the 4th of july is Independent day  :dance:

Offline Ali Katt

* You know the first name of the parlour's receptionist

when indoor cycling makes you think hhmmm ...

 'is that reverse cowgirl or normal cowgirl?'

Offline mh

That is a picture of HornyCharlotte - a genuine and highly rated girl.

[[Link hidden, login to view]]

...when you can identify a woman from a photo of her body just between shoulders and thighs.

dont you just love punting why did i not do this 30 years ago, everything is so true,  :yahoo:

I totally agree...............except maybe 15 years ago for me....... :drinks:

You have a mobile phone but go into a phone box to not use it but stand there because of the adverts.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 10:50:36 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

 ... when you realised that in 2011 you had been punting for 50 years.

It was the day after a huge CND demonstration in Trafalgar Square when Bertrand Russell, the great philosopher was released from prison. It was with an 'aunty' type (or so she appeared to me) voluptuous pale faced red lipped dark haired Jewish lady in a walk up close to a west End theatre off the Totttenham Court Road.

It was my first time, I mean altogether, not just for cash. I was as randy as can be and she showed me what to do and I know for a fact that she came as she gave me an anatomy lesson and having a handsome young lad with a raging stiffy was a turn on for her. We started in mish with a condom and finished bareback doggy. I have loved broad beamed ladies for doggy ever since.

In my day the nice middle class girls who I met had been taught to keep their legs closed, so for me it was a revelation to have my first adventure. it was not to be my last one.

... when you read a headline in the morning paper, blurry eyed, that says 'Alternatives to brothels' with great interest. Then you realise it says 'Alternatives to biofuels .... '

Offline yumyum3

Quote
It was the day after a huge CND demonstration in Trafalgar Square when Bertrand Russell, the great philosopher was released from prison. It was with an 'aunty' type (or so she appeared to me) voluptuous pale faced red lipped dark haired Jewish lady in a walk up close to a west End theatre off the Totttenham Court Road.

It was my first time, I mean altogether, not just for cash. I was as randy as can be and she showed me what to do and I know for a fact that she came as she gave me an anatomy lesson and having a handsome young lad with a raging stiffy was a turn on for her. We started in mish with a condom and finished bareback doggy. I have loved broad beamed ladies for doggy ever since.

In my day the nice middle class girls who I met had been taught to keep their legs closed, so for me it was a revelation to have my first adventure. it was not to be my last one.

Really enjoyed reading that :drinks: :)


Offline pilgrim

When you see objects and think of peoples avatar on here.  An Austin Powers film was on and I thought of Softlad. Cactus and Daffodils in the garden centre made me think of Cactus Jock and Daffodil.

Shitty wee snappy snarling dogs makes me think of Mattys Avatar.

 And of course we cant forget JRC and the red hackney cabs which has already been mentioned.

I saw a lovely lady called Lucy in Pilgrim Close, Bedford...

when you read a headline in the Guardian about Elizabeth Murdoch rounds on her brother, bleary eyed after a heavy dinner, and think it is about Elizabeth Murdoch rounds on her brothel ...

and then you realise you know you are a punter


[[Link hidden, login to view]]

You know you're a punter when,,,,,, you come home from a punt after a long drive, and write a FR before making even a cup of tea.

Offline Matium

,,,,,,when a woman smiles at you and you get your wallet out


Latest media on UKEscorting.com