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Author Topic: You know you're a punter when,,,,,,  (Read 4365 times)

Offline Matium

,,,,,,,, you think every girl is a possible WG.

 :)

Offline Matium

,,,,,,,,, when you tell your wife you'll be travelling for a business appointment.

Offline Matium

,,,,,,,,,,, when you have two phones or two sims.

Offline Ali Katt

– You only withdraw £50 or more from a cash point when you are seeing an escort

– You have adultwork bookmarked or on 'speed dial' (if you lack discretion)

– You snigger when someone mentions 'a-levels'

– Your sim card is your CIM card and your spare money is spunk tokens (if your me)

...... when you sit in the hotel bar with business colleagues but notice every 'single' woman striding past reception focused only on getting to the lift...... and wait to see if they reappear in less than an hour


...you forget that pretty much everyone in your "normal" life would be horrified at your punting & swinging lifestyle and might never speak to you again if they found out.

Offline adindas


- If you pay for sex ...
- You are one of the genuine member of this forum. This is not to suggest that other member such as WGs in this forums are not a genuine member.

Tony Montana


– You snigger when someone mentions 'a-levels'


Or when a girl says she is going for a facial.

Tony Montana

...... when you sit in the hotel bar with business colleagues but notice every 'single' woman striding past reception focused only on getting to the lift...... and wait to see if they reappear in less than an hour

I saw a gorgeous WG walk through the reception of the hotel I was at a few weeks ago.  I almost went over to ask what agency she was from.  They are so obvious with their "slag bag", and done up to the nines to enter a hotel.

Offline Matium

,,,,when you're at the beach and you jump up when someone says "let's go for watersports".

Offline mattylondon

,,,,,,,, you think every girl is a possible WG.

 :)
Looks to me like somebody has been reading Saafe, with the title of this thread?!  :wacko:

Offline Matium

Looks to me like somebody has been reading Saafe, with the title of this thread?!  :wacko:

Avidly.

Always get to know what the other side think.

:)

They did it from the WG's viewpoint so I thought it'd be good to have it from the Punter's viewpoint.

:)

Curious6705

Apart from the extra phone, and having plenty of cash to hand, not much to tell.

Offline Tibbs

When you realise you have 3 envelopes full of 20s in your desk for girls you booked who cancelled.

When you know exactly how long it takes for you to leave the office, get to a TCM by a back route and get back again and can do it all within your lunch hour.

when you have to take your own personal deodorant with you in your briefcase (the missus knows the smell of it) to use after a punt in your inguinal area as well as the axillae.

Of course you have to tell her you are getting overheated easily in case she finds it

... when punting is more important than the Olympics !

You can't look at a pack of baby wipes on a shelf or in any environment without thinking about punting.

You start thinking about streets in your stomping ground in relation to punts when giving or being given directions to a pub or shop etc.

Offline mattylondon

When you start factoring in the cost of punting in your monthly outgoings!

The bit about the slag bag is quite funny, but it was more obvious years ago when going to the gym wasnt so popular. I find I look at some girls and grade them according to what establishment they might work in. e.g. Miss London st, or Scorpios. Edinburgh punters will catch my drift.

when you think about your last punt or your next punt to help you get an orgasm while shagging the missus

Offline Ali Katt

when you think about your last punt or your next punt to help you get an orgasm while shagging the missus
:lol: I've done that when thinking about the current escort I was shagging at the time.

Offline daveev

dont you just love punting why did i not do this 30 years ago, everything is so true,  :yahoo:

Offline haystacks79

...when the contact list on your spare phone contains only first names - all of them female.


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