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Author Topic: Blow jobs with teeth! How do I point it out without causing offense?  (Read 5849 times)

Offline Wayang

You left me little choice when saying it was "creative writing".  Either I post the names in my defence, or I dont and you say "like I said, creative writing".  You can't attack me with a comment like that, then criticise me for posting the names- that makes absolutely no sense. 

You somehow seem not to read what is written by me or others.

Common courtesy suggests that you should at least ask the punters who pm-ed you if they minded their names being posted.

You did not - which resulted in my fully justified comment that somehow training in good manners was not in your curriculum.  Nothing more implied or said.

You somehow seem not to read what is written by me or others.

People in glass houses, mate.  You have ignored everything I posted with regards to being a troll and the "creative writing" jibe (which is wrong, and which you choose to ignore or "seem not to read", as you ironically put to me.

EDIT: Also very amusing for you to mention manners and not only overlook your friends incessant use of personal insults, but support them.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2012, 01:56:35 PM by jesus_jones »

Haven't read the whole thread but, a sharp intake of breath usually lets a WG know something is not right.

Worked for me on a couple of occasions.

a sharp intake of breath usually lets a WG know something is not right.

Not recommended when she tells you her fee though  :scare:

Offline Melb

A left hook into her jaw knocking out her lower set of incisors, follwed by excaliming "That's half-way to a decent blow job. You wanna try harder?"

Offline Melb

I should point out that my previous post was a joke. I don't advocate violence against women.

Offline Ali Katt

I should point out that my previous post was a joke. I don't advocate violence against women.
I think everyone got it, the only people who wouldn't are probably fluffies, bitter old prossies and people who don't understand dark humour.

Offline Melb

Thanks Ali.
Suddenly got worried. There's a lot in the news about indiscreet comments on the web.

Offline mattylondon

Thanks Ali.
Suddenly got worried. There's a lot in the news about indiscreet comments on the web.
I second what AK said. It was clearly meant in jest.  ;) And besides, never go to a punt without a pair of handcuffs, ropes and pliers, for such a scenario!  :lol:

« Last Edit: August 17, 2012, 04:43:46 PM by mattylondon »

Offline Melb

Very good  :lol:

On a serious note - had a similar problem with the current mistress. She couldn't get her mouth open wide enough or keep it open long enough. I'm quite small, cockwise, especially with thickness. But I still felt her teeeth and she insisted that she was trying.

So, I showed her a video of a good BJ. After the initial whining (am I no good? don't you love me then?) she admitted it was useful and improved slightly.

A few months ago she went to the doctor (non-related reason) who remarked that her jaw didn't separate properly and asked if it caused her problems. So, long story short, we found the best position and angle is 69. She can get her mouth round it properly most of the time now.

and she doesn't need to visit the dentist anymore.


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