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Author Topic: Blow jobs with teeth! How do I point it out without causing offense?  (Read 5851 times)

Online smiths

Matty. If I was out of line telling people to stay on topic, I apologised for that, but like I said your attcks were personal which is even more out of line.

I am not Matty. WTF.

I meant my comment was aimed at Matty. :dash:

Offline mattylondon

Matty. If I was out of line telling people to stay on topic, I apologised for that, but like I said your attcks were personal which is even more out of line.
A natural reaction to what I considered to be a very patronising post from you. The implicit suggestion being that other posters, including myself are far too stupid to read and understand the OP's question. I did actually answer his question in my very first post, if you re-read it. In addition, advising people to stay 'on topic'. That sort of thing, as smiths has already stated, doesn't go down too well on here, especially from somebody who's relatively new to the forum and is better left to the mods.

Nevertheless, I shall apologise for my harsh words towards you and let that now be the end of the matter.   ;)

Apology accepted.. Back on topic, the girl he's talking about I have seen. Geena has been reported to be a moody cow by some others, even though I experienced differently. I used a tactful approach when she was trying to swallow my balls like a maniac and it yielded good results. Pret if you see her again be sure to report on how you get on.

Offline mattylondon

Apology accepted.. Back on topic, the girl he's talking about I have seen. Geena has been reported to be a moody cow by some others, even though I experienced differently. I used a tactful approach when she was trying to swallow my balls like a maniac and it yielded good results. Pret if you see her again be sure to report on how you get on.
Don't push your luck!  :D

Yes, we shall see if he submits a field report for the girl.

Again, interpretation... I was off topic too, relax.

Offline mattylondon

Again, interpretation... I was off topic too, relax.
I'd suggest you think and choose your words more carefully. I'm getting a little fed up of you continuing this and your patronising tone. Don't tell me to relax. Got it?

I said "back on topic", because I WAS POSTING BACK ON THE TOPIC. If you view that as patronising then im happy to tell you you're wrong. I said relax because you're throwing around stupid statements like "don't push your luck" when firstly, im not, and secondly, I couldn't care less about a warning from you. We put it to bed and you are flaring up again, so yea, RELAX.

Offline mattylondon

I said "back on topic", because I WAS POSTING BACK ON THE TOPIC. If you view that as patronising then im happy to tell you you're wrong. I said relax because you're throwing around stupid statements like "don't push your luck" when firstly, im not, and secondly, I couldn't care less about a warning from you. We put it to bed and you are flaring up again, so yea, RELAX.
I'll withdraw my apology on the basis that you've continued to keep this going with childish little digs and shown yourself to be the patronising smart arse, I suspected you were all along.  :sarcastic:

Clearly a bit of a cocky little shit, who fancies themselves, aren't you? You're not worthy of any respect, so I shall put you on ignore. Life is easier not having to read any more of your nonsense. You're an irrelevance.  :hi:

And that is the point where someone with a limited intellectual capacity resorts to profanities and sticks his fingers in his ears shouting BLAH BLAH BLAH.

There was no dig. "Back on topic" I already explained was exaclty what it says it is (I dont think i can put it any plainer for you) yet you still flew off the handle?

Lighten up and stop embarrassing yourself spamming insults at me. Some behaviour for a senior member that is, eh?

Offline pret-a-punter

Back on topic I'll like to point out that "teeth" can be used as a stiffening tactic when done correctly.

I hired an Escort from Peterborough called KITTY_SENSUAL.

Sensual by name sensual by nature as her blow jobs were immense, teasing, deep, heavy suction etc- even though she was modest about it.

Just as I got to "full mast" she started to playfully bite my head and slowly drag her teeth across me which were toe curling in a pleasure/pain sense of way.

But it worked I was hard as a rock before her skillful riding skills came into effect  :yahoo:

Curious6705

Just as I got to "full mast" she started to playfully bite my head and slowly drag her teeth across me which were toe curling in a pleasure/pain sense of way.

Ouch. I don't think I'll be requesting that from a WG anytime soon  :scare:

Have you tried nipple clamps? Maybe you'd like them too.  :crazy:


PM received this morning from Matty. Nice. Careful Pret or anyone wanting to use the harmless phrase "back on topic", as this guy might blow up your PM box. Tragic.
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I gave you a chance, but you have shown yourself to be the tool I thought you were initially and certainly not worth of any apology or friendly welcome.

You may think you were being clever, by maintaining the sly digs and comments, whilst pretending to 'move on' but I can see right through you matey.

I've put you to 'ignore' status as I have nothing more to say to you, so I wouldn't waste your breath by making further posts.

As they say in punting, always you with your gut instinct and in this case, my gut instinct and others, was correct. A cocky, newbie smart arse.

Offline Wayang

Really rather stupid to keep hogging this post - and quoting a PM which shows you up as the time waster that you are.

Good PM Matty - you ought to have made it a regular post.


Yes im in the wrong coz im calling other members "cocky little shit" and sending offensive PMs. I will post it because he's too much of a coward to do it, cheers. And wagang, this topic derailed with Matty, so maybe start there when your talking about hogging the thread.

Timewaster? I just received 2 other pm's from other members, 1 saying thanks for a good review, and another asking for some more details about a certain wg. I would rather receive pm's like that than the crap I posted above from a REAL timewaster.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 10:25:03 PM by jesus_jones »

Offline mattylondon

Really rather stupid to keep hogging this post - and quoting a PM which shows you up as the time waster that you are.

Good PM Matty - you ought to have made it a regular post.
Thanks Wayang. I tried my best to spare the poor lad any more public embarrassment by choosing to point out a few home truths privately. It was a good thread until his idiotic interventions.

Of course, was he not a naive newbie and a little 'wet between the ears', so to speak, he'd have known I'm not the sort of person that would hesitate in the slightest to express the same thoughts publicly. I think his behavior in publicising a PM speaks volumes and also shows that his 'apology' to smiths was insincere, as was his innocent 'protestations' that his provocative posts had been 'misread' by others.  :hi:

I actually found his lame trolling on this thread lamentable and his efforts at some very piss poor goading on another thread towards me, the work of a rank amateur!  :lol: When I think of some of the premier division trolls we've had on here, this lad ranks no better than the Vauxhall Conference! Bless his little cotton socks!  :lol:

Honestly, he isn't worth the hair on my arse crack. The less said about this fool the better. : :cool:
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 10:32:04 PM by mattylondon »

The only embarrassment in this thread is a grown man flying off the handle, swearing at another member then hiding behind his post count as a defence. Tragic. The troll is the guy posting pointless PM's, and since you are bad at seeing the obvious- that's you, not me.

Offline Cactus

Personally I don't mind a little pressure with teeth on my cock, light biting can be quite a pleasant sensation IMO.

However if the teeth are grating up and down then I would definately say something, keep it polite & suggest she slows down a little and perhaps try licking the tip... if that still fails just move on to the next portion of the punt if she couldn't give decent head.  It would probably mean I wouldn't see them again mind you.

Offline James999

? I just received 2 other pm's from other members, 1 saying thanks for a good review,

Really, who were they then ?

Offline Wayang

Really, who were they then ?

It is known as 'creative writing' when you invent something.

It is known as 'creative writing' when you invent something.

Ok wayang, who's a smartass troll now? Two said PMs were from Bratpack and tomatosauceandwaffles (I won't post them, and sorry to have to mention your names guys). I also posted here recently to help someone out https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=7995.0 where yumyum thanked me for a 'proper field review'.

No doubt you will just scoff and give a sardonic reply, but at least you can see that in a relatively short time i have made positive contributions and im not here to troll, despite what you think about this thread. Either way, calling another member a tool or cocky shit are personal attacks, and I never stooped to that level (not forgetting the PM too).

Offline Wayang

Ok wayang, who's a smartass troll now? Two said PMs were from Bratpack and tomatosauceandwaffles (I won't post them, and sorry to have to mention your names guys). I also posted here recently to help someone out https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=7995.0 where yumyum thanked me for a 'proper field review'


Great courtesy showing the names of members who PMed without first asking them.  Somewhere nanny missed out teaching you good manners.

Great courtesy showing the names of members who PMed without first asking them.  Somewhere nanny missed out teaching you good manners.

You left me little choice when saying it was "creative writing".  Either I post the names in my defence, or I dont and you say "like I said, creative writing".  You can't attack me with a comment like that, then criticise me for posting the names- that makes absolutely no sense.  Either attack my arguement (which is I'm not a troll) and my evidence (which is above and which you ignored), but don't attack me over manners.  That just shows you have no riposte to my previous post.  In fact, that's probably the point you should have stopped posting.  I apologise again to those guys for having to mention them. 

Funny for you to talk about manners when you are clearly wrong about the "creative writing" and "timewaster" comments and you're refusing to acknowledge that, and that you are defending a guy that throws personal insults at other members.

Offline mattylondon

Great courtesy showing the names of members who PMed without first asking them.  Somewhere nanny missed out teaching you good manners.
Yes, mummy should've taught him good manners! Well, at least people will know not to PM this trolling tool now.  :hi:


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