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Author Topic: Blow jobs with teeth! How do I point it out without causing offense?  (Read 5850 times)

Offline pret-a-punter

So I had an amazing punt recently but if I am being honest the girls blow jobs has far too much "teeth" for my liking  :scare:

How do I correct an Escort's method?
Do I say- you know you should use your lips more to avoid inadvertent bites? (thank you Lovers Guide DVD).

Without sounding gay I experimented with "blow jobs" on my own finger once. I tend to found I only caught my finger with my teeth when I put in minimal effort.
However when I dropped my jaw and pulled my cheeks inwards (this made it ache quicker) I totally avoided my skin and finger, the suction was smoother but required more effort.

Do I demonstrate my "findings" with an Escort- how do you guys go about it?

I was with a WG that had braces on which was going to be a challenge but she was ok and used her lips. Only caught her brace once. Bless her.
I know most have braces between 14 and 20 years old but she was 22.

If you have seen the same girl a few times, point it out that you like a BJ in a certain fashion and show her using her finger. Wipe it with a baby wipe first though.

Offline Vulcan1

One good scream should sort it out, or use your teeth on her clit to give her a clue :drinks:

Offline mattylondon

So I had an amazing punt recently but if I am being honest the girls blow jobs has far too much "teeth" for my liking  :scare:

How do I correct an Escort's

Do I demonstrate my "findings" with an Escort- how do you guys go about it?
I'm not being funny, but depending on where you punt and the choice open to you, I'd book another girl who can do it properly.  :hi:

She shouldn't advertise a service ( expecting money) that most of us can get for free, if she can't do the fucking thing! You're not paying for a service with your hard earned cash in order to give get an education. Fuck that. I've tended to find that constructive criticism doesn't go down too well. If you must insist on booking this girl, then the next time you see her say you'd have booked her much earlier, but your cock was sore after last time. If she asks why, then you tell her. That way, she mentally links her poor service to a potential lack of income and should make efforts to rectify her technique, if shes bothered about your custom. Its then that you can feel free to go into the specifics if you're mentally treading on egg shells. I prefer the honest and direct approach. If after this, it doesn't improve, just simply book somebody else.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2012, 09:33:36 AM by mattylondon »

Offline up_peri_scope

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So I had an amazing punt recently but if I am being honest the girls blow jobs has far too much "teeth" for my liking 

Isn't this where all the old fat slag pro$$ie$ come in?  :unknown:

If you go for the older "model" then can take their dentures out    :scare:

 :sarcastic:

Offline mattylondon

Isn't this where all the old fat slag pro$$ie$ come in?  :unknown:

If you go for the older "model" then can take their dentures out    :scare:

 :sarcastic:
At least a fatso probably puts more effort into it, as they need to try harder and are eternally grateful and fortunate, to get laid, never mind paid!  :sarcastic:

I've often found the younger ones either inexperienced or lazy, with certain services. In terms of British girls, that is. Like they're doing punters a favour.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2012, 09:47:13 AM by mattylondon »

Offline up_peri_scope

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I've often found the younger ones either inexperienced or lazy, with certain services. In terms of British girls, that is. Like they're doing punters a favour.

I've found some younger ones great, some ok but have normally finished happy  :yahoo:

I had a trip to Nottingham soon, having heard about the Polish  :dance:

Now think I was wise waiting a few weeks as the lady in question is now in Northampton.
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Offline mikey

print out some online guide on how to give blowjobs or an article in cosmo, marie claire, etc, post it to her, if you visit her. and say "learn some skills my dear, im not coming hear any more"

Offline AnthG

print out some online guide on how to give blowjobs or an article in cosmo, marie claire, etc, post it to her, if you visit her. and say "learn some skills my dear, im not coming hear any more"
Someone will say it. Given the Curious thread in Site issues. No guy is going to know about articles in Cosmo and Maria Claire; I know I don't, and am surprised they actually have guides on giving guys oral sex in them TBH. I thought they were for old ladies and had how to make tea guides to be honest.

So really why not just PM a moderator or Nik and say you are really an escort and get your username to reflect that. As you are clearly not a guy.

Offline up_peri_scope

I thought Cosmo was a holiday brochure and was going to look them up later  :dash:

Curious6705

I'm not being funny, but depending on where you punt and the choice open to you, I'd book another girl who can do it properly.  :hi:

+1

And age of SP not a factor IMO. [ I wouldn't see one with braces ... ffs ]

Offline up_peri_scope

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And age of SP not a factor IMO. [ I wouldn't see one with braces .... ffs ].

+1
 :thumbsup:

Offline jackdaw

I find usually a swift "Jeez woman, you're biting my cock" suffices. If that don't work, you know you're in for a trying session.

Offline smiths

So I had an amazing punt recently but if I am being honest the girls blow jobs has far too much "teeth" for my liking  :scare:

How do I correct an Escort's method?
Do I say- you know you should use your lips more to avoid inadvertent bites? (thank you Lovers Guide DVD).

Without sounding gay I experimented with "blow jobs" on my own finger once. I tend to found I only caught my finger with my teeth when I put in minimal effort.
However when I dropped my jaw and pulled my cheeks inwards (this made it ache quicker) I totally avoided my skin and finger, the suction was smoother but required more effort.

Do I demonstrate my "findings" with an Escort- how do you guys go about it?

Tell her she is using her teeth which you dont like, its that simple, if she continues to do so go elsewhere in future.

Offline Ali Katt

Someone will say it. Given the Curious thread in Site issues. No guy is going to know about articles in Cosmo and Maria Claire; I know I don't, and am surprised they actually have guides on giving guys oral sex in them TBH. I thought they were for old ladies and had how to make tea guides to be honest.

So really why not just PM a moderator or Nik and say you are really an escort and get your username to reflect that. As you are clearly not a guy.
I don't know about him being  a she. I know Cosmo is a young woman's magazine (teens-early 20s), an ex-girlfriend of mine used to read it. Marie Claire may well be about cups of tea.

I had this same problem once where a girl was just far too rough; teeth all over my dick and sucking my balls so aggressively that I was wincing.

I took a light-hearted approach. I laughed loud enough for her to hear and when she looked up to ask what's wrong, I smiled and explained you hurt my balls a bit and used teeth during oral and requested she do it with more care. I then got a much slower and sensual bj and she was very apologetic.

I seriosuly blame porn for shit bjs. Oh and Pret, can I ask who was the girl? Cheers.

Offline pret-a-punter

I seriosuly blame porn for shit bjs. Oh and Pret, can I ask who was the girl? Cheers.

Oh I couldn't possibly say  :blush:

Offline Wayang

I really don't see the problem - you are the client and she is the service provider for services at a  ridiculous rate for unskilled labour.  Just F>>>ing tell her the BJ is lousy.

Well, you were bashing on about your trip to London for so long, and I pretty much replied to all of your threads to try to help you out, so how about sharing some of your experiences in London?! Who did you see in the end? Geena? Miley (god forbid)? Spill the beans!

Offline pret-a-punter

Well, you were bashing on about your trip to London for so long, and I pretty much replied to all of your threads to try to help you out, so how about sharing some of your experiences in London?! Who did you see in the end? Geena? Miley (god forbid)? Spill the beans!

Its more to do with privacy.

Ah what the hell it was Geena  :dance:

Haha sounds right. She did the same to me until I told her!

Offline mattylondon

print out some online guide on how to give blowjobs or an article in cosmo, marie claire, etc, post it to her, if you visit her. and say "learn some skills my dear, im not coming hear any more"
Well, I'm sure you know a great deal about those magazines, being a woman. And there you go, slipped up again, didn't you? When are you going to come clean that you're a prossie, pretending to be a punter?  :hi:

Offline mattylondon

I really don't see the problem - you are the client and she is the service provider for services at a  ridiculous rate for unskilled labour.  Just F>>>ing tell her the BJ is lousy.
I agree. He should either tell her shes crap or get his cock sucked elsewhere.

I agree. He should either tell her shes crap or get his cock sucked elsewhere.

I hear you, but I have had bad experiences when telling a girl she's doing something wrong in a straightforward, business-like way.  And in those punts, once I can tell I had pissed them off, the rest of the punt was shit as they became either angry or apprehensive and unsure about their approach.  While I'm not suggesting walking on eggshells the whole time or putting up with shit service, I have found that making light of the situation and joking as you request they stop doing something works well.  A smile and a laugh can go a long way to maintaining a good mood.

Offline Joe Blob

I find it hard to laugh when she has her teeth on my dick  :scare:


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