I saw her little rants last night, thought better of responding but fuck it...
Sarahlou, if you think that my profile picture is actually me, you're clearly off your head. Perhaps, just for you, I'll change it to a picture of Sully from Commando. See if you can work out the reference.
Poopy Motel is a perfectly good alias, I value my anonymity and calling myself by a dumb name goes some way to protecting that. What's my alternative? Well I suppose I could post facial shots of myself holding up a bit of paper showing myself to be a prostitute. Which, by the way, is exactly what someone who is paid for sex is. Not an escort though, that's a word misappropriated by prostitutes to legitimise their occupation in their own heads. It suggests actually escorting someone somewhere, going along with a rich gentleman to an evening soiree in the embassy, something with glamour. We both know the reality though, Kilmarnock isn't exactly teeming with sophisticated events on the social calendar, a Kilmarnock escort is more likely to spend her life on her back, an endless stream of alkies and neds staggering through the door. It's no wonder some of them take smack.
