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External Link/Members OnlyDuration: 1 hour
Paid: £80
Comms: Gave the number a call and immediately spoke to a lady on the phone who I assumed was her. Little did I realise, at the time, that this was the Maid. I asked if she was available and I was told to call back in 30 minutes as she didn't know how long a client would be staying, i should have suspected at this poin. We then confirmed the time without me calling back. So I sent a message over asking if 1 hour was OK as I realised I did not state the time required nor was a I asked. I received no reply, so I waited 40 minutes and sent another text, no reply again. Nearing the time that I would have to leave, I gave her a call and was told it was OK. My spider sense was tingling at this point and I thought I may need to walk on this one.
Location: Off the main road and easy to find and parking spaces are no problem, there are paid bays if you wish or side roads you can park in. Her location is very easy to find once you call she will direct you to the door. The nearest station is High Barnet from what I gathered, but you are best checking this as it seemed a fair walk to her place. Coincidently I did follow the bus (82) so you can hop on that for a ride up the high street. Never say I don't go the extra mile....get it... never mind!
The Punt: Liza is around 5'3 and certainly a little older than 45. I would say 47 or so, she is not as slim as the photo's suggest either and has a belly which was a little off putting, but the rest of her is toned so I took that. If you want a flat tummy, then you are not going to find it here. Her boobs are also fake and you can see the scar where the incision was made. Liza does not speak English at all, only some very broken words, she can only really say yes, OK and no. This is the part I realised that I spoke to a Maid and not her on the phone. If like me you are looking for a person to have a conversation with and enjoy some banter, then look elsewhere as this one is not for you. I, on this occasion, was willing to overlook it as I wanted to have some MILF experience. Also its that fantasy of nailing your mates mum as a horny teenager. Don't get me wrong this girl is very happy and enthusiastic about you while you are there and she really does put in a good shift for you. She is always happy and laughing about something, if only I knew what that something was in Hungarian! Still it was nice to see a girl having fun.
So we start with some kissing, at this point I am getting a little frustrated because her eyes are shut right through and she does not want to engage in any light kissing (FK), she opens her mouth only expecting me to slip my tongue in and wiggle it about. I try more kissing but she is not engaging, the eyes are still closed and she is not looking up or at me Maybe she is enjoying the caressing of her body, wishful! She was also chewing gum to hide the cigarette breath and this was hampering her kissing ability. I asked her to spit it out, but the kissing was still a little passionless and lacklustre for my liking. It improved slightly later on in round two but not much, the open mouth, bird feeding kissing was still going on.
Having had enough of trying to kiss I whip off her knickers to gorge myself on the oasis below, she is fresh, clean, shaved and tastes quite good. She has no problem becoming wet as I work away below. I slip in a finger too, but she does not like you wiggling it about inside, only forward and back motions with the finger are acceptable. She is making all the right noises and enjoying herself while I work away so this is pleasing.
Now Its her go and she starts to deliver some OWO. She has a good technique, but again no eye contact, she is doing this eyes closed, but does go deep and has a good suck to her. She uses her body well to arouse me by rubbing herself all over me, licks my nipples and tugs on my ear lobe too. I feel supremely aroused and ask her to put the Mac on as I am about to pop. She does this and straddles me for cowgirl. She winces as she hops on, so I guide her down gently before gabbing her hips and delivering what I like to call the thrust of freedom. She is moaning and enjoying herself so much that the excitement in me builds to a pop.
Now the part I was dreading, what do I do or talk about during down time? So after a few attempts to spark a conversation I give up. I know! I ask for a massage, she lays there expecting me to do it to her
So say no on me, grabbing her hands and putting them on me. She gets it and then I lay on my stomach waiting for a massage. I receive the standard WG massage, except this one clearly was making it up as she went along, forgetting I had an upper part to my body, never mind this was a tactic by me to waste time while his highness below wakes up, image that!
After 10 minutes I ask her to lay next to me, she loves to cuddle and show affection this way, if only she would kiss me properly. I start kissing her, lips closed again so I give up as I did not want mother bird mouth feeding again. So Prince Philip below is stirring, I ask her to go down and wake him fully, she obliges and before long I am ready for round two, but again no eye contact during OWO. We go into Mish, then doggy, I want her on all fours but she does not get it and simply lays on her belly, I try to prop her up but she thinks I meant move up the bed instead. I give up and just pound her with her bum slightly lifted off the bed. It feels good, tight and the moans are real, she is bringing me close the edge. Now her on top as I grab and pound away, she is ecstasy and her head is buried in my chest. Conscious that I may be causing her discomfort I ask if she wants to go back into Mish. She smiles so I take it as a yes? So then into Mish - I am grinding away and the inevitable pop is coming. I am impressed as this girl knows how to touch me and turn me on by licking and kissing my body in the right places. I managed to pop a second time to my surprise and joy!
I got changed, said thank you and left satisfied, but not entirely.
Return: No
Conclusion: Now this was a tough one as the girl is good and she really does put the effort in, but the build up with bad comms, the lack of understanding, the lack of eye contact and no conversation, puts her in the neutral category for me. I would suggest a 30 minute punt, that really is all I would I have needed and left her with a positive with the service she offers. An hour here is way too long and I found myself clock watching! Still if you are not deterred by that then go ahead, she is a WG with good technique and the right touch to turn you on.
Enjoy gentlemen and happy punting
Topic: Liza Beauty x - North Finchley (Read 760 times)
