Charlotte-Newark2013

[Buttons]

This one from early December.

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So, Buttons finds himself at home for the day with £120 worth of beer tokens and the need to get balls deep. Fires up AW and spins the wheel of fortune that is a proximity search for available today. A number of ladies showing as open for business, but Charlotte was already on my radar as a local milf I'd like to get naked with.

Dropped Charlotte an email, quick response with her phone number. Put in a call, sounds nice, confirm all services available and inclusive. £120 for the hour, bang on budget. Agree a time for mid afternoon and given a postcode and road name.

Charlotte provides all the services I like. CIM, OWO, French Kissing and anal. So a plan is formulated in my mind for a two pop session, the classic One In The Pink and One In The Stink.

Location is a nice village just off the A1 near to Newark. Quiet residential street with very easy and safe parking. All the things I love on a punt. Arrived in the village and phoned for the house number, all very easy and straightforward comms.

Arrived at Charlotte's house, and met at the door. At this point things take a slight turn for the worst. Charlotte advertises as 36 and her photos show a curvy milf. Unfortunately, you can probably add 10 years to the age and the photos are quite out of date. Charlotte is probably closer to 46 and a size 16. Now my tastes cover the whole range of ladies, apart from the extremes in each direction, and Charlotte falls into this easily. But I had booked what I hoped was a slimmer younger lady, just what I fancied that day. Biggest criticism is false advertising.

Anyway, being a bit late in the day to walk and book someone else, I carried on and essentially had a good punt. Services wise all were delivered as discussed, apart from anal (my choice, wasn't turned on enough to get hard enough to penetrate her A hole). First pop inside Charlotte was satisfying enough but then and I started to lose interest. Second pop was a blow job hand job combo (heavy on the hand job) which was a bit of a struggle, just a bit uninspired as it were.

Would I return? Unlikely, there is better available or rather a better fit for me. Charlotte is a nice person, easy to talk to, not unattractive and provides the services advertised. Just wish she would update her pictures to show something more honest.

As a final note, for the guys that like a firmer blow job, Charlotte's is quite gentle and not very deep.

So, the search continues for a local lady that ticks all of the boxes.

[Taggart]

Given the false pics and personal stats which didnt encourage your performance, I'd have said a neutral is more appropriate.

[Iloveoral]

I'd agree with Taggart on that, swinging more to a neutral, your a generous guy, personally I'd have walked if she was that much older and bigger as I know my cock too wouldn't stand up for a full session.

Thanks for the review though matey

[Buttons]

In Charlotte's defence, she is a nice person, working in a really great location and I enjoyed my time with her. So for me it was a positive as I came away happy.

I will acknowledge that I wouldn't have booked on that day if the photos were more accurate.

For me a negative is if I feel ripped off money wise, like I had over paid. This didn't feel like that at all, it just wasn't what I was expecting.

I suppose there are degrees of positive, so let's say 7.5 out of 10. Just be warned if you are thinking of booking based on the pictures on AW.

Maybe if there was better competition in the Newark and Lincoln area, I would have been more inclined towards a neutral. But as most guys appear to know, the area is a punting desert.

I just wish Mizmoneypenny were still available. Now she was a proper sexy milf who knew how to fuck properly....

[Iloveoral]

I will admit I was in Newark a few weeks back working and as usual I do a local search, postcode and 5 miles, there wasn't a lot that I was taken too so returned to Nottingham for fun.

There's an Indian that visits Lincoln, Newark, Peterborough,Grantham,notts, derby but you can't get her to answer the phone maybe in your neck of the woods you have more chance with her as she is there 80% of the time,she goes by the name Ameera External Link/Members Only not sure if that floats your boat, the experience is reported/reviewed fairly vanilla but I'd still like a bash but have recently given up after a month trying to arrange something, just worthless texts from her.

[Buttons]

I would like to try an Indian, and have wondered about Ameera, but had heard about her shabby comms.

too many ladies do a half arsed job in my opinion.

[Iloveoral]

Totally agree matey, I can hand on heart recommend Safia, probably the best meet of my life, but finding another indian to match that level of service has been a complete failure, including comms with Ameera, she never answers just texts me back after, you text back and she doesn't do text lol 

A few other Indians within 30 miles have been reported as vanilla too, I wait in hope 

[Sureshot]

Good to hear a review from this neck of the woods. Doesnt seem to be a lot of action that way.

[Taggart]

Maybe if there was better competition in the Newark and Lincoln area, ...... But as most guys appear to know, the area is a punting desert.

 

Never a truer word said.
I've been working in the county for 6-7 years and it has lacked the quality of escorts of somewhere like Nottingham, which is strange considering Lincoln is a tourist centre and university city.

[cunnyhunt]

I think she used to work in the MK area 2-3 years ago ?

I am sure I have seen her 3-5 years ago and it was ok, maybe doing this too long now.

[Iloveoral]

CH - It's never too long if you enjoy it matey we just need to make sure we don't get caught 

[RedKettle]

Thanks for the review - it is a shame as i could do with a girl in that area.

As others have said the grade seems generous when you read the narrative, but your experience and your choice!! 

[themightyimp]

Having seen Charlotte I would agree with Buttons review but, as discussed make it a neutral.  I won't return.

[redt4]

Sounds like your being very kind there if im honest....