HOD Annabella - Milton Keynes

[Nagilum]

Link: HOD Annabelles - External Link/Members Only

Duration: 1 hour

Paid: £0

Comms:
Superb comms on the phone with the Maid, very professional.  I wanted to drop by the HOD in Milton Keynes, wanting a punt with a friend of mine visiting from Scotland.  So I phone up and ask about the girls available.  I was told that the girls would be there for me to choose from. We asked about some of the girls we liked the look of and we were assured that they would be there.  I was told there would be a total of 8 girls who are just coming on shift.  I didn’t realise at the time, but the person on the phone is not at either HOD location in Milton Keynes, they are separate with other maids looking after the girls.

Location:
Not as discrete as I would have liked, it’s a very well-lit area with residents are coming in and out of their homes constantly, this doesn’t normally deter me, but I did feel like I was being watched.  I drove there and parking was not an issue, plenty of spaces to park.  I cannot comment on public transport this time as I didn't see a station nearby, I could have missed it though.

Arrival:
We arrived and I went to the door as instructed. The in house maid, told me to come in and then shuffled us into the toilet real quick to avoid punters, her attitude was terrible, she look displeased that we had turned up at the door, despite the fact I had phone while outside (more on this in a moment).  So me and my friend were shoved in the toilet, tight space and feeling awkward.  At this point I am thinking of walking.
She then tells us, no girls are available and If I would not mind going to the house a few doors down, I asked if there were girls there we could choose from and the answer was yes. I asked if it would be ok to simply turn up there and the answer was again yes. I was not impressed with her attitude and lack of enthusiasm for customers walking in for business, I felt like she did not want to be helpful and instead huffed and puffed the whole time.  I phoned the number again to be sure and the answer was to go there.

Now at the second location.  Maid opens the door and again this one is startled and not expecting us, it became clear that no communication was happening between them.  She sighs and lets us in, this time she tells us there are only two girls here and none of them we particularly fancied.  One girl as an instant no and the other girl (Diana) who walked in looked like she was about to pass out, not even a smile or kiss on the cheek, she did not look like she wanted to be there and looked shaky on her feet, so we passed on this occasion as I genuinely felt sorry for her and it would mean only one of us would punt.  Now the maid comes in (who is hot by the way!) and asks us to go back to the other house as the girls are coming on shift there, but to wait an hour first!  So we decided to do that.  I should have definitely walked now.

Now back outside I phone the number again and ask what on earth is going on and why we are being batted around like a yoyo’s and made to wait.  So after apologies on the phone, the maid phones both locations and asks them to get a grip.  She lets me hear the conversation with the first location on the phone. We hear that a new shift is coming and here would be 4 girls. 

So now after an hour we walk back the original location and I will cut this short here.  We are told no girls again and only 1 girl left.  There are two of us and we decided enough was enough and left. Rude attitude from the first house again and looks of disgruntlement.  I asked why nobody seemed to be communicating correctly and she shrugged, so I left as I did not wanted to get into an argument.

Conclusion: I walked on this occasion Poor comms from main number to both house, told there would be a choice of girls coming in for a new shift and in the end there was nothing, wasted fuel and time. I am willing to chalk this up to a misunderstanding, but being made to wait one hour, told one thing and then another is too much, this is a negative.

Enjoy gentlemen and happy punting

Apologies for posting in the London review section, I just felt it was closer to it than East England. Admin please move if necessary 

[GBush]

Fucking shambles!!

[Nagilum]

Fucking shambles!!

Such a shame. HOD is generally well reviewed on here.

Also sorry about the grammar and typo's guys!

[smiths]

Such a shame. HOD is generally well reviewed on here.

Also sorry about the grammar and typo's guys!

HOD has had bad feedback especially this year on here as well as good. But to be clear where you punted wasn't HOD, its owned by the same pimps, the Divines who own HOD, but HOD only exists in London. You went to Annabellas in MK not HOD. I post this as it might confuse newbies.

As to the service or lack of it sorry to hear about it.

[Nagilum]

HOD has had bad feedback especially this year on here as well as good. But to be clear where you punted wasn't HOD, its owned by the same pimps, the Divines who own HOD, but HOD only exists in London. You went to Annabellas in MK not HOD. I post this as it might confuse newbies.

As to the service or lack of it sorry to hear about it.

Thanks Smiths

Noted

[Sonny Crockett]

Sorry to hear about your experience at Annabellas in Milton Keynes. I went there in April this year to see a lady called Karolina, and I have to say that the service I received from the establishment wasn't as good as what I received in my previous visit there in 2011.

I was practically messed around when I arrived there earlier than scheduled, and was made to hide in the shower while waiting for my punt. I then went in my allocated room and waited 10 mins before Karolina arrived. This affected my mood at the start of the punt. Karolina herself IMO wasn't as great as she was made out to be on here (her overly fake porn talk was very off-putting), however from a slow start the punt gradually got better. I scored the punt a Neutral when I did review it as I felt the service I received wasn't as good as what I got from independent escorts.

[Nagilum]

Sorry to hear about your experience at Annabellas in Milton Keynes. I went there in April this year to see a lady called Karolina, and I have to say that the service I received from the establishment wasn't as good as what I received in my previous visit there in 2011.

I was practically messed around when I arrived there earlier than scheduled, and was made to hide in the shower while waiting for my punt. I then went in my allocated room and waited 10 mins before Karolina arrived. This affected my mood at the start of the punt. Karolina herself IMO wasn't as great as she was made out to be on here (her overly fake porn talk was very off-putting), however from a slow start the punt gradually got better. I scored the punt a Neutral when I did review it as I felt the service I received wasn't as good as what I got from independent escorts.

I reckon if I got to the punt itself, it would have mirrored exactly what you said and been a neutral.  Everything in your post was like deja vu, up until the part you managed to punt.

[vt]

I reckon if I got to the punt itself, it would have mirrored exactly what you said and been a neutral.  Everything in your post was like deja vu, up until the part you managed to punt.

This shouldn't be in the London section as it's MK, but let me explain...

You need to understand how Annabellas in Milton Keynes works, it is mostly run on telephone bookings as an incall escort agency and is not a traditional walk-in parlour that you might find in the North. You book the girl a day or two before (or even on the day a few hours ahead), based on the website rota/profiles, Twitter photos & punter reviews and call on the morning of the punt to confirm, they will also confirm that the girl is definitely in and her location address.

I know they do offer a walk-in service, but this would be very haphazard as it would depend on the girls being available at the main townhouse location (maybe only 4 or 5 girls are based here, the others are in satellite flats scattered around Central MK) and it would also depend on them not already being booked by telephone callers...hence why they could only offer you the cold fish that is Diana.

Treat it as an incall agency and not a walk-in parlour and you may well come away satisfied...but no good if you need to see a girl to decide if you want to fuck her. 

[Sonny Crockett]

You need to understand how this place works, it is mostly run on telephone bookings as an incall escort agency and is not a traditional walk-in parlour that you might find in the North. You book the girl a day or two before (or even on the day a few hours ahead), based on the website rota/profiles, Twitter photos & punter reviews and call on the morning of the punt to confirm, they will also confirm that the girl is definitely in and her location address.

I know they do offer a walk-in service, but this would be very haphazard as it would depend on the girls being available at the main townhouse location (maybe only 4 or 5 girls are based here, the others are in satellite flats scattered around Central MK) and it would also depend on them not already being booked by telephone callers...hence why they could only offer you the cold fish that is Diana.

Treat it as an incall agency and not a walk-in parlour and you may well come away satisfied...but no good if you need to see a girl to decide if you want to fuck her. 

I myself understand how Annabellas works, as I used that agency twice in 2011 and its sister establishment Milton Keynes Escorts once, also in 2011.

For my April 2015 punt with Karolina, I did make the booking by phone in the morning and then headed down there. However when I arrived there earlier than scheduled, I was messed around for at least 10-15 mins where I was made to hide in the bathroom, and then when I was put into my allocated room, I waited a further 10 mins.

In my 3 MK parlour visits of 2011, they were far more professional in how they treated me when I entered their establishment after booking by phone.

My recent experience has somewhat put me off from using their establishment again, should I ever return to punting.

[Nagilum]

This shouldn't be in the London section as it's MK, but let me explain...

You need to understand how Annabellas in Milton Keynes works, it is mostly run on telephone bookings as an incall escort agency and is not a traditional walk-in parlour that you might find in the North. You book the girl a day or two before (or even on the day a few hours ahead), based on the website rota/profiles, Twitter photos & punter reviews and call on the morning of the punt to confirm, they will also confirm that the girl is definitely in and her location address.

I know they do offer a walk-in service, but this would be very haphazard as it would depend on the girls being available at the main townhouse location (maybe only 4 or 5 girls are based here, the others are in satellite flats scattered around Central MK) and it would also depend on them not already being booked by telephone callers...hence why they could only offer you the cold fish that is Diana.

Treat it as an incall agency and not a walk-in parlour and you may well come away satisfied...but no good if you need to see a girl to decide if you want to fuck her. 

Granted that it should be treated as such, however as I mentioned in the review. I was assured and encouraged that I could walk in and choose, promised an array girls which did not happen.

The attitude as pointed out by SC was something I found distasteful too. Being shoved into the toilet with a friend, told to wait for an hour, then told to go back and forth between houses with a promise of a new shift and finally no communication between Maid and houses.

It wasted my time and fuel here. While it may be treated in the manner you speak of - it is unacceptable to lure punters with fakes promises and subject them to a poor service.

I appreciate its in the London section, hence my note to Admin at the bottom.

[vt]

There won't be a new shift, the same set of girls are there from 11am 'til 8pm-ish. What was likely promised was that some girls would be free (without telephone bookings) at a certain time, but as guys are calling to make bookings all day long, no doubt these got subsequently booked.

It was wrong of them to get you there with misleading info about the walk-in service...this would always be complete pot luck...you would likely end up with the one or two girls that nobody else wanted to pre-book...maybe a gem, maybe not. It's not something I would recommend doing at this place...you need to call ahead to book the girl of your choice.

As a 'book by appointment' service it works fine...but your review is useful to inform punters about the haphazard nature of the walk-in service.

[vt]

I myself understand how Annabellas works, as I used that agency twice in 2011 and its sister establishment Milton Keynes Escorts once, also in 2011.

For my April 2015 punt with Karolina, I did make the booking by phone in the morning and then headed down there. However when I arrived there earlier than scheduled, I was messed around for at least 10-15 mins where I was made to hide in the bathroom, and then when I was put into my allocated room, I waited a further 10 mins.

In my 3 MK parlour visits of 2011, they were far more professional in how they treated me when I entered their establishment after booking by phone.

My recent experience has somewhat put me off from using their establishment again, should I ever return to punting.

If you arrive earlier than scheduled, you would generally need to wait in your car until a few mins before your scheduled time, otherwise you run the risk of being 'parked'...in the bathroom (or broom cupboard  ) if no other room is available.

[Nagilum]

If you arrive earlier than scheduled, you would generally need to wait in your car until a few mins before your scheduled time, otherwise you run the risk of being 'parked'...in the bathroom (or broom cupboard  ) if no other room is available.

We arrived at the right time and even called before we knocked on the door.

The broom cupboard  is that a broom are you just excited to see me!?

[Sonny Crockett]

If you arrive earlier than scheduled, you would generally need to wait in your car until a few mins before your scheduled time, otherwise you run the risk of being 'parked'...in the bathroom (or broom cupboard  ) if no other room is available.

Just to clarify, I did arrive at the place earlier than expected, but was then told to wait 10 minutes outside. So I waited. Come 10 minutes later, (where it was still early than expected), I called at the door and was let inside by the maid. However I was then made to wait in the bathroom for a good 10-15 mins. I found this very unprofessional from the establishment and felt like a spare part. This has put me off from visiting Annabellas again. If the rooms were not ready, then the establishment should have told me to wait and that they would call me once the room was ready.