Let me begin by saying that I very much wanted to give her a neutral, but I think y'all would hate my guts if that ever encouraged you to give this one a chance.
I was looking for a Christmas Day punt because Christmas for me is a miserable, miserable day.
I looked through the list of London Agencies through a link on the London section of the forum, and found PremierModlesUK was given good reviews.
After trusting the so called "honest" receptionist's opinion when I told her I want a girl who does A-Level, OWO and CIM all inclusive, I chose Ramona, because she was the only one with feedback on the site.
External Link/Members OnlyCommsThe agency's easy to talk to, really friendly receptionist and all. She gave me multiple suggestions, all of which seemed great. I chose one that I believed to be to my taste, and this girl happened to be the only one with a review on the actual website.
VenueOutcall to my place. They said she'd be there in half an hour, and she did.
PhysicallyThe photos do not do her justice. She's fucking gorgeous, and body-wise she's incredible. Very perky tits (small though), and a pretty amazing ass. She's really slim, not curvy enough in the right places but she's smoking.
The MeetWhen I opened the door, I saw the hottest girl I've ever seen outside my door. Face-wise, she's a solid good 8/10. Photos are pretty accurate but she's she's beautiful face-wise.
She walked into the bedroom, walked to the other side of the bed and went "The lights are strong, turn them off." I told her I'd love to see more of her with the light on, and she insisted, so I turned on the bedside lamp and she went "It's still too strong". I got annoyed and she could hear it in my tone, so she didn't respond.
She got undressed on her own. I told her I'd love to help her, and she went "no, it's ok". Wasn't too happy about that, but thought
whatever, she's hot.
She gets into bed and goes "Well? Take your clothes off", clearly annoyed. I take my clothes off and tell her what I want: a nice GFE with cuddling. She says okay, and she immediately leans with the intention of sucking me off. No foreplay, no nothing. The only thing she did was show off her body (which, again, is fucking hot), but she's not really into it.
Before she actually starts the blowjob, she goes "By the way I don't do CIM."
Now, at this point I'm rock hard and I'm looking forward to it, and she tells me she doesn't do it? I had a massive argument with her, I said I was told you did, in fact they gave me your name because I asked about girls who do CIM. And why would she bring it up herself suddenly, unless she was told about it prior to the booking? I shaved and showered and I'm genuinely clean, I didn't see why not.
And then my thoughts are confirmed: "Also, anal is £50 extra". I am on the verge of kicking her ass out, but decided to not go for A-Level.
I asked if I could cum on her face and she goes "Ugh. Seriously? You want to finish on my face?"
At this point, I'm fucking pissed off. I told her if she's not comfortable, to leave. I gave her an extra £30 for a taxi since it was Christmas Day, and I said I'm happy for her to keep the £30 if she gives me my money back and gets out. Now she completely apologises and says she didn't mean to be rude. Then she leans back down and starts blowing me.
When she really starts the blowjob, she's good. She's really good. I don't know what she does and how she does it but it's fucking good.
I put on a condom and finish in her mouth, because she clearly is uncomfortable with a facial and I didn't wanna be a dick.
When I'm done, I lay down and ask her to come into my arms and she's on her phone, for a good three minutes. I eventually said I don't think this is the right time for either of us to be using our phones, and that's why I paid her.
So she gives me an embarrassed look and apologises, saying she's looking though the texts between her and the agency, and she even turns the screen to me and scrolls up the conversation. I had a glimpse of a message she wrote saying "Yes but don't tell him this". I didn't get a chance to read the rest. Åt this point, I know the agency is in on this.
Afterwards, she lays down next to me, and keeps eying my flaccid penis. She eventually interrupts the conversation and asks "Well, can you go wash for round 2?"
I do that, and she comes back and starts sucking immediately. GFE my ass.
She then tells me to fuck her, so we start with doggy. Now, I'm standing on the side of the bed fucking her and she's letting out constant moans. Now I'm basically standing over her, and I can see her eyes. She looks like a corpse. She's not even blinking, just staring into emptiness.
I fuck her in a couple of more positions and finish in the condom again.
At this point there's around 15 minutes left. She's just sitting there staring at her fingers and playing with her toes, not engaging in any small talk I'm trying to initiate, so I just told her to leave.
At the end, I asked her where she's form. She said she was Romanian. Go. fucking. figure.
GOOD• one of the hottest girls I've ever seen
• her ass is pretty awesome, it's a good handful
• she's pretty tight
• her OWO is phenomenal
BAD• shit personality
• one hell of an attitude
• her agency lied about her services
• Poor VFM (value for money)
TL;DR: I wanted a Christmas punt. Picked her. She's fucking hot, but I think it would feel the same fucking a nice fleshlight while watching porn. Santa was unfair to me this year.
