So I'm a shit me. Way too fucked to wish anyone anything. I am watching paint dry with my posse while mutinyonthecounty starts taking poppers. This starts to fuck me up too I don't know why so I decide to have a fag. Raddy is showing everyone his great dick, while j122 tries (and fails) to be humble. It makes me wonder about things ... why are white knights not silver? Is a stick, sticky? Is fluff, fluffy? We are all watching out for Mrs Raddy.
Iloveoral and Owwhatanight seem to be awaiting some arrival. Golfnut grabs some of his clubs and just smirks. Jackjones and steveinthebox start going on about their skill, but pictisunum ignores them. I am so fucked that as jewelandscratch enter I almost don't notice there is pussy in the room at last. Pussy! Shit I said it out loud. This makes fun4chris turn and then director33 move toward the action.
It starts getting less festive as the outsiders arrive. Shit. Pussy attracts all sorts. Who let them in? We notice that Mandy and Pippa are already here, too. And DITR is already naked and talking filth.We are too wasted to survive it seems, Christmas or not. End of. I grab another popper.Oriental Faye and Rileylee are checking each other out as the reinforcements arrive. I say 'please treat us nice.' Why doesn't that work? So I say, 'other details are private'. Double shit, no effect.
But wait ... in the distance ... CoolTiger. Fuck me if he doesn't tear the shit out of the outsiders. By his side is Ozzy96 and Buttons. Smithie1000 has his back and mslstoy is on the flank. If I wasn't too fucked to stand I would enjoy this.
I am so wasted that what happened next is between me and the room. Ouch! Ok, I'll tell. The outsiders are gone. I see Phoebe and Safia out of the corner of my eye and I feel better. Chezzie John and The New Seeker are partying with Heidi. Director33 is having his way with LucieB. Redt4 is checking out photos on UKE as we all scream at him (in a Jedi way) to focus on 'the here and now'. Jessie, Mia and Katy77 are comparing tats until Inked Barbie arrives. British Bombshell has a big smile on her face. I grab Woofie's leash and forcibly introduce her to ChelseaHart. AlexStone and AmberRyder look on in amusement while keeping an eye on CoolTiger.
Everything is peaceful until Kelly and Lerone arrive....
