Author Topic: Why your Username? (Read 5263 times)

LL · « **Reply #50 on:** December 24, 2015, 06:59:57 am »

Quote from: Tecova on December 24, 2015, 02:11:28 am

Read it backwards. I'm a twitcher and used a bird which I've yet to see IRL sadly.

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Never thought I'd learn something here besides punting tips!
Is this picture giving you the horn?

NIK · « **Reply #51 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:03:34 am »

As I'm a lazy fucker mine is simply my real middle name which I barely use and few people apart, from family and old friends, and there aren't many of either these days

), know.

For punting I actually always just use my real name - can't understand all this twatting about with false names. After all you can't get that much from a Christian name, and mine is quite common, certainly more so than Nick.
It's not as if I'm giving them my full name, address and national insurance number!

LL · « **Reply #52 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:11:48 am »

Quote from: NIK on December 24, 2015, 07:03:34 am

For punting I actually always just use my real name - can't understand all this twatting about with false names. After all you can't get that much from a Christian name, and mine is quite common, certainly more so than Nick.
It's not as if I'm giving them my full name, address and national insurance number!

That's true they can't find out anything about you from just your first name. However one time I was out for lunch with work colleagues and in Soho and we walked past one of the Asian massage parlours and there was a scantily clad lady outside trying to entice people in. When she saw me she smiled and addressed me by my first name! Thankfully the other guys were distracted and didn't hear.

myothernameis · « **Reply #53 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:45:01 am »

Was another member of another forum, got banned because I was talking about post on the forum

slow and low · « **Reply #54 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:46:14 am »

Quote from: tonysoprano on December 24, 2015, 01:14:17 am

It's my favourite show and Tony is the greatest TV character of all time.

The Sopranos is a work of genius.

+ 1 Spot on.

Jacobsladder · « **Reply #55 on:** December 24, 2015, 08:14:58 am »

Title of my favourite song by my all time favourite band Rush

zootalors · « **Reply #56 on:** December 24, 2015, 08:51:39 am »

Quote from: Jacobsladder on December 24, 2015, 08:14:58 am

Title of my favourite song by my all time favourite band Rush

In that case I'll change mine to Beneathbetweenbehind...I like different positions.

fisherofsouls · « **Reply #57 on:** December 24, 2015, 09:09:46 am »

Matthew 4:19 talks about bringing people to Christ "And he said unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."

As I am about as far from being a Christian as it is possible to be without wearing horns and a tail, it appealed to my perverse nature.

Oh and by the way FUCK ALLAH too

Roth · « **Reply #58 on:** December 24, 2015, 09:22:32 am »

It's the first part of my family.

I come from a long line of Bankers.

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I said Bankers

vw · « **Reply #59 on:** December 24, 2015, 09:34:16 am »

Quote from: Roth on December 24, 2015, 09:22:32 am

It's the first part of my family. I come from a long line of Bankers.

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I said Bankers

I thought you were from Rotherham !

Neal69 · « **Reply #60 on:** December 24, 2015, 10:03:09 am »

I wish I was more original with mine.

I had had a random conversation in a pub with a guy called Neil.

When I got home I decided to sign up to UKP and thought I would use a virtual strangers name.

When typing it in I remembered that there was an Irish spelling of the name.and used that instead.

I love 69.

On other forums I use nicknames that give a clue to my identity provided you know me. I wanted to avoid that in the punting world.

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ArtVandalay · « **Reply #61 on:** December 24, 2015, 10:04:45 am »

I always wanted to pretend to be an architect

Thepacifist · « **Reply #62 on:** December 24, 2015, 10:55:15 am »

I made it when I was 18, it's always been my mongering/punting moniker/handle. Why? No great reason. I love having sex with beautiful women and would rather do this then fight or get involved in bullshit.

Grumbleguts · « **Reply #63 on:** December 24, 2015, 10:55:37 am »

It's the opposite of who i really am

Redhead Lover · « **Reply #64 on:** December 24, 2015, 12:55:28 pm »

I'm a fan of redheads. No, really.

Biscuitman · « **Reply #65 on:** December 24, 2015, 12:56:38 pm »

I was just sat with my cup of tea eating biscuits.

webpunter · « **Reply #66 on:** December 24, 2015, 01:07:03 pm »

Quote from: NIK on December 24, 2015, 07:03:34 am

For punting I actually always just use my real name - can't understand all this twatting about with false names

Me too - can't be arsed either. Well most times. On the very very occasional time that i don't [like in a chinky parlour - where this makes fuck all difference anyway] then so as not to forget then i use one which is memorable. Call me '999'. How could i forget that

Marmalade · « **Reply #67 on:** December 24, 2015, 02:09:00 pm »

Quote from: Biscuitman on December 24, 2015, 12:56:38 pm

I was just sat with my cup of tea eating biscuits.

If you've been doing that for two months no wonder your teeth are falling out.

SamLP · « **Reply #68 on:** December 24, 2015, 02:39:12 pm »

Sam - Simple and short nick
LP - someone once commented that I was a Liverpool fan because of it, the unoriginal truth is it stands for London punter. If I ever relocated, I would need to go to another city or town that begins with an L, like Liverpool maybe

anyfucker · « **Reply #69 on:** December 24, 2015, 02:54:40 pm »

because i will screw anything anywhere anytime - not really in fact almost the complete opposite.

Jamboney · « **Reply #70 on:** December 24, 2015, 03:00:30 pm »

My grandad used to make up silly words to amuse me and my cousins when we were little. My username was one of them. I googled a few years ago just to see what came up and found this on Urban Dictionary.

"When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve)"

I really hope that wasn't what the old boy got up to when my nan was at bingo!

Urban_G · « **Reply #71 on:** December 24, 2015, 03:39:41 pm »

I live in an urban area and my real name begins with G.

frankc · « **Reply #72 on:** December 24, 2015, 03:47:29 pm »

Frankc stand's for Frank Corleone from the " Godfather "......... I'm the third son of an Italian father.

madeinwales56 · « **Reply #73 on:** December 24, 2015, 04:30:06 pm »

Cos I live in Norfolk and it was four minutes to one when I registered.

rockharders · « **Reply #74 on:** December 24, 2015, 05:01:01 pm »

After a fictional porn star character name in the movie BOOGIE NIGHTS

Sparquin · « **Reply #75 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:06:09 pm »

Taken from Dudley Moore's character in the sketch "The Glidd of Glood" in an episode of "Not Only But Also" with Peter Cook as the Glidd.

Sparquin · « **Reply #76 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:11:02 pm »

Quote from: claretandblue on December 23, 2015, 07:34:13 pm

I am a massive Burnley fc fan

And there I was thinking you were a Villa fan. Assuming there may be one or two left despite this season's performance.

webpunter · « **Reply #77 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:16:56 pm »

Quote from: Sparquin on December 24, 2015, 07:11:02 pm

And there I was thinking you were a Villa fan. Assuming there may be one or two left despite this season's performance.

I was thinking C&B could be an iron

LondonCity · « **Reply #78 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:27:44 pm »

Born and raised here

BadT · « **Reply #79 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:39:55 pm »

My homage to Die Hard With a Vengeance, and a tilt of the hat to my next door neighbour growing up (Me and my brother nicknamed him that, God rest his soul).

gamelghari · « **Reply #80 on:** December 24, 2015, 07:41:00 pm »

For those who don't speak Arabic - Camel cart.

jorgan · « **Reply #81 on:** December 24, 2015, 08:02:03 pm »

Apparently a some back packer who trekked around Aus for a while

bensonhedges20 · « **Reply #82 on:** December 24, 2015, 08:05:21 pm »

Its what i smoke

Rocket Scientist · « **Reply #83 on:** December 24, 2015, 08:14:45 pm »

Are you familiar with the following..?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, my willy is shaped like a Rocket
DOCTOR: Yes I see. And what does your wife think?
PATIENT: Oh, she's over the moon

Given our "hobby" it seemed apt

Tecova · « **Reply #84 on:** December 24, 2015, 08:50:04 pm »

Quote from: LL on December 24, 2015, 06:59:57 am

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Never thought I'd learn something here besides punting tips!
Is this picture giving you the horn?

Haha, if it did, I wouldn't be a punter!

datyman · « **Reply #85 on:** December 24, 2015, 08:53:33 pm »

Where I like to dine

getonit · « **Reply #86 on:** December 24, 2015, 08:55:34 pm »

To quote the urban dictionary :

"A rallying cheer to go balls to the wall with reckless abandon. To give 100% while doing something unproductive and often dangerous."

hw189 · « **Reply #87 on:** December 24, 2015, 09:33:44 pm »

Initials of a name, but not mine. Random numbers which I thought of at the time of signup, which are in no way personally connected.

The initials are actually of a character in a movie. There is a certain hot sex scene in this movie with a very hot lady that has been a long time favourite of mine.

That's all i'll be giving away since the movie, or full name, may link to other sources

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Prices Slashed · « **Reply #88 on:** December 25, 2015, 08:52:32 am »

Character from Terry Pratchett's 'Truckers'

sticko · « **Reply #89 on:** December 25, 2015, 09:15:54 am »

Because I've always found these little things incredibly useful External Link/Members Only

S.X. MacHine · « **Reply #90 on:** December 25, 2015, 09:45:46 am »

Hmmm...the look on my regular WG's face when I told her my username was priceless; went into convulsions. It's even funnier as she tried to keep a straight face!
Maybe from a 23 year old's perspective, my sobriquet is, erm, 'inappropriate' for a 63 year old! Anyway, the real point of my ramble, if there is one, is that I found myself in Glasgow last week in the company of a pair of lovelies who had been variously savaged in the Scottish board. One girl thanked me for having said good things about her (they were, she is). I asked how she knew it was me who'd posted the comments; she merely said 'It's sx machine, isn't it'.
So much for 'anonymity'. I reckon they can pretty well work out who we are in many cases.

magic tongue · « **Reply #91 on:** December 25, 2015, 11:06:30 am »

Got my name from what a wg said about me !.

rpg · « **Reply #92 on:** December 25, 2015, 11:39:04 am »

Role Play Guy. It's an essential part of every meeting with a working girl.

Iloveoral · « **Reply #93 on:** December 25, 2015, 12:48:50 pm »

Because I do !!!!

Merry Christmas

boredtryst · « **Reply #94 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:15:31 am »

I'm bored and looking for that really hot tryst with that girl

Iloveoral · « **Reply #95 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:30:19 am »

noun
1. a private romantic rendezvous between lovers.
"a moonlight tryst"

You learn something new everyday, I didn't know that!!

Timmy2 · « **Reply #96 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:41:50 am »

Notts County GoalKeeper signed for a club record £200,000 in 1979 Raddy Avramovic - Known as

Yes

Raddy

Iloveoral · « **Reply #97 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:46:16 am »

Please say your not a county fan Raddy

Timmy2 · « **Reply #98 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:49:53 am »

I am not a county fan
there said it

Of course i am......
Please say you are not a red b*stard

Raddy

Jumping Jack Flash · « **Reply #99 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:54:51 am »

It is, surprise surprise, my favourite song!

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Author Topic: Why your Username? (Read 5263 times)

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