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Author Topic: Why your Username?  (Read 3356 times)

Offline LL

Read it backwards.  I'm a twitcher and used a bird which I've yet to see IRL sadly.

Never thought I'd learn something here besides punting tips!
Is this picture giving you the horn? ;)

Offline NIK

As I'm a lazy fucker mine is simply my real middle name which I barely use and few people apart, from family and old friends, and there aren't many of either these days  :D),  know.

For punting I actually always just use my real name - can't understand all this twatting about with false names. After all you can't get that much from a Christian name, and mine is quite common, certainly more so than Nick.
It's not as if I'm giving them my full name, address and national insurance number!

Offline LL

For punting I actually always just use my real name - can't understand all this twatting about with false names. After all you can't get that much from a Christian name, and mine is quite common, certainly more so than Nick.
It's not as if I'm giving them my full name, address and national insurance number!
That's true they can't find out anything about you from just your first name. However one time I was out for lunch with work colleagues and in Soho and we walked past one of the Asian massage parlours and there was a scantily clad lady outside trying to entice people in. When she saw me she smiled and addressed me by my first name! Thankfully the other guys were distracted and didn't hear.

Was another member of another forum, got banned because I was talking about post on the forum

It's my favourite show and Tony is the greatest TV character of all time.

The Sopranos is a work of genius.
+ 1 Spot on.

Title of my favourite song by my all time favourite band Rush

Offline zootalors

Title of my favourite song by my all time favourite band Rush
In that case I'll change mine to Beneathbetweenbehind...I like different positions.

Matthew 4:19 talks about bringing people to Christ "And he said unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."

As I am about as far from being a Christian as it is possible to be without wearing horns and a tail, it appealed to my perverse nature.

Oh and by the way FUCK ALLAH too :D

Offline Roth

It's the first part of my family. :sarcastic:  I come from a long line of Bankers. :wacko: :wacko: :sarcastic:

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  I said Bankers :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's the first part of my family. :sarcastic:  I come from a long line of Bankers. :wacko: :wacko: :sarcastic:

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  I said Bankers :lol: :lol: :lol:
I thought you were from Rotherham !

Offline Neal69

I wish I was more original with mine.

I had had a random conversation in a pub with a guy called Neil.

When I got home I decided to sign up to UKP and thought I would use a virtual strangers name.

When typing it in I remembered that there was an Irish spelling of the name.and used that instead.

I love 69.

 On other forums I use nicknames that give a clue to my identity provided you know me. I wanted to avoid that in the punting world.

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I always wanted to pretend to be an architect

I made it when I was 18, it's always been my mongering/punting moniker/handle. Why? No great reason. I love having sex with beautiful women and would rather do this then fight or get involved in bullshit.

Offline Grumbleguts

It's the opposite of who i really am :hi:


Offline Biscuitman

I was just sat with my cup of tea eating biscuits.
Banning reason: Previously banned twat

Offline webpunter

For punting I actually always just use my real name - can't understand all this twatting about with false names
Me too - can't be arsed either.  Well most times.  On the very very occasional time that i don't [like in a chinky parlour - where this makes fuck all difference anyway] then so as not to forget then i use one which is memorable.  Call me '999'.  How could i forget that  :lol:

Offline Marmalade

I was just sat with my cup of tea eating biscuits.
If you've been doing that for two months no wonder your teeth are falling out.  :dance:

Offline SamLP

Sam - Simple and short nick
LP - someone once commented that I was a Liverpool fan because of it, the unoriginal truth is it stands for London punter. If I ever relocated, I would need to go to another city or town that begins with an L, like Liverpool maybe  :D

Offline anyfucker

because i will screw anything anywhere anytime - not really in fact almost the complete opposite.

My grandad used to make up silly words to amuse me and my cousins when we were little. My username was one of them. I googled a few years ago just to see what came up and found this on Urban Dictionary.

"When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve)"

I really hope that wasn't what the old boy got up to when my nan was at bingo!

Offline Urban_G

I live in an urban area and my real name begins with G.

Offline frankc

 Frankc  stand's for Frank Corleone from the " Godfather "......... I'm the third son of an Italian father.

Cos I live in Norfolk and it was four minutes to one when I registered.

After a fictional porn star character name in the movie BOOGIE NIGHTS


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