isobela - Albany Road

[boobiehunter]

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Cost £60 for 1/2 hour

Location : albany Road

Premises : a bit grubby and very seedy

Comms : ok - did not reply to my text when booking confirmed

Personality : good at first but soon seen the fiesty italian aß soon as the paperwork was exhanged

Just came back from my worst ever punt, met the girl in the photo well she says it was her but that photo must be years old for which she must have had plenty of xmas dinners since and piled on the pounds (not a problem) . Adter paperwork was exchanged and i stripped off. She gave me covered oral which was shite.. it was like she was bobbing for apples and shlurp and flicked it tongue.

After 5 mins i said doggy position, so she got on all fours and and then i had a whiff of stale shite from her pooper clearly she had not showered prior to the booking it must have been there for days.   Banging her she told me to do it normal and gentle i was squattibg over her ass and depth charging her. Fine i then did the doggy style she wanted as clearly she wasnt used to this so i respected her wishes and went slower.  She came all over my trouser snake.

I asked for a tit wank, she didnt know what that was. I said ok get on top and do cowgirl, which she refused. Ok can you lay on your back in a mish? It was like shagging a corpse (not that i have shagged one).   My todger at this time was stinking of a fishy smell along with the whiff of the stale shit, i just wanted to cum and get out of this place. I came over her tits which was the only thing good about her.

She left and i got talking to angela who was there which i wouldnt mind banging.  On my way back i had to endure the whiff of shit and bernard matthews fish fingers for the car journey home

What a waste of £60 and for the experience that i just had,  i will not be giving her apple pie a seeing to again. 

[np500]

What a nightmare, thanks for t o f t t and all that but you realy need to spend a bit more a have your self a quality punt, I'd rather see the girls I see once than girls like that 2 or three times and when I say once that's for an hour, Thay don't and never will compair. And yes I've done those cheep punts in the past, hence I do the punts I do now ! Tell me I'm wrong ?

[boobiehunter]

What a nightmare, thanks for t o f t t and all that but you realy need to spend a bit more a have your self a quality punt, I'd rather see the girls I see once than girls like that 2 or three times and when I say once that's for an hour, Thay don't and never will compair. And yes I've done those cheep punts in the past, hence I do the punts I do now ! Tell me I'm wrong ?

You're completely right bud after that punt i will stop being a tight ass and save some more for a quality wg. Thanks for your advice its appreciated 

[Licketysplit]

Gutted for you bh. Especially if it was the large girl I saw while I visited Angela a couple of weeks ago because she was proper raf. Worse than what I've got at home!
You'd have been okay with Angela too. My experience was very similar to Ledley's (which I tacked on to the end of his review) and at £80 for the hour wasn't bad value for money.

Still, having said that, I'd rather the HNDF or Sweet Olivia (if she's around).

Hope your next punt is a better one.

[Mil 34]

This sounds one of the hippos I wrote about on the other thread. Fair play to you for giving it a go but I would rather keep my wallet full than fuck any of them girls down there.
Even the half decent one has goofy teeth,
She could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

[Licketysplit]

+1 
Lmao

[SeekingtheTruth]

What a nightmare, thanks for t o f t t and all that but you realy need to spend a bit more a have your self a quality punt, I'd rather see the girls I see once than girls like that 2 or three times and when I say once that's for an hour, Thay don't and never will compair. And yes I've done those cheep punts in the past, hence I do the punts I do now ! Tell me I'm wrong ?

But without anyone ever TOFT how will we ever find the good ones?

Every girl out there is a risk when they start. They need people who are willing to take a risk to let people know they are any good, otherwise we get stuck with a shit load of touting and I see enough of that on the site as it is.

[np500]

+1, S T T , that's why I thanked o p for doing the deed, but you don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out that these girls working out of a shabby room in a scary house that others have been to and not all been recomending to know your dabbling with the wrong end of the stick with shit on it, yes you will get the odd good shag but on the whole not v f m . Two 30 min average to shit punts for say 60 each 120 for shit on your dick and a nose full of fishy poo, or 120 for an hour with w b or 150 an hour with kandice ( there are loads more out there , just my experience ) and you get an hour of top notch quality in quality surroundings and others will testify it gets better each time you go back, now that's v f m.

[SirFukedDaLot]

In fucking stitches. . You guys made my Wednesday night. 
I was out earlier and buzzed sexyamy but no response so popped into abygales for a quick suck and fuck.. only shown 2 girls, opted for black Diana. . Lovely petite skinny black girl.. excellent massage.. not so good sucking so I fucked like donkey as payback.. she took it well.. worth 50 any day of the week.

Anyway.. not bothered will dodgy Albany as I am not looking for any cheap bedroom furniture at the moment. . All top notch for me.. only ikea will do.. 

[foreverhung]

she wasnt used to this so i respected her wishes and went slower.  She came all over my trouser snake.

Tell me more about this part bud 

[np500]

Hope it she never pissed her self

[boobiehunter]

Even the half decent one has goofy teeth,
She could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

This comment made me laugh ha..quality

[Mil 34]

 

This comment made me laugh ha..quality

[ledley]

thanks for this review. I was very close to trying her but I Wont now. The thought of shit stench during doggy is enough to put me off for a while