External Link/Members OnlyI couldn't work the timing out with
External Link/Members Only (Brittany) who i previously reviewed (and it was her last day
) so thought I'd spend my £40 (30 mins) on a bit of a rub & tug.
Location - easy to find, modern high rise block 7-8 mins from Stratford station
Comms - Efficiently handled by SMS, then called once arrived at the block
Personality - Very friendly, chatty and funny.
Looks - Curvy, hourglass shape seems to equate to "large roll of fat" in my language. I can't image the picture on the profile is really her as she is much heavier in reality. As someone who typically goes for the sporty younger girl, this was not my cup of tea (i did realise she wasn't a waif from the profile, but.......). Kept g-string on, but large boobs on free view and there to be played with
Service - Not much like what the profile describes....no way a qualified masseuse. Massage with oil was very basic back rub with a bit of bum massage - 5-6 mins. Flipped over onto back, squirt of oil around nether regions following by pleasant enough 4-5 mins of "chap" massage with those boobies sliding around. Into hand job - exact same repetitive action for 4 mins before the inevitable happened. The "sloppy covered oral" described in the profile certainly wasn't offered, and to be honest I wasn't going to ask.
For me she either needs to be quite hot, or do something interesting/different/nice. In this case none of the above were true and I walked out (19 mins after walking in) feeling a bit depressed that the start to Christmas hadn't gone better. £40 isn't much i know, but compared to a full service from Brittany (£40), or Lena (£60)...no contest. I see it lists "face sitting" in the likes.....ooohh, 2 days later i shudder at the thought of it . So a negative for me but i do appreciate that different folks like different things.
