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Author Topic: (un)-Smiley~Miley (Earls Court SW5)  (Read 5616 times)


29 review(s) for Smiley~Miley (19 positive, 4 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Typically prossie cock burn out,but still want's the cash  :sarcastic:

Don't forget, they may hate their job, but most pro$$ies have a sponging 'boyfriend' to feed and clothe.  :hi:

Yeah, I suspect that this job takes its toll on the old mental health after a while for quite a few women. Leading a double life, not being able in many cases to enjoy ordinary relationships, the crazy hours, odd and obsessional clients, the wish to have kids and bring them up without all of that baggage, etc. Of course there are some who are real career prostitutes who can deal with all the above fairly easily but quite a few show signs of turning :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: after a while. Hard to get the monkey off your back, however, with the money (for some) so good and the absence of decent career alternatives. Anyone remember Sexymaylondon?

Anyone remember Sexymaylondon?

I remember her being mentioned on PN but that seems half a lifetime ago :) what happened to her?

Offline Remodez

but aren't other top girls in london or around the uk had just as much custom, yet they don't seem jaded. she is still young, but one can only take (literally and figuratively speaking) so much before one cracks especially in this industry. she must have earned a fortune by now so she can't lose much money by taking a little break surely then come back and go again. she is losing money by being a moody cow as guys won't wanna see her.

Offline VanceStone

H̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶f̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶4̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶, she must have been fucked thousands of times, from this review she is clearly jaded and should be avoided in the future.    :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Make that 7 years if you count her 2009 Pinky Melody days.

Banning reason: Previously banned obsessive malicious stalker

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Make that 7 years if you count her 2009 Pinky Melody days.


& even then in the early days she was messing people about IIRC!


Offline Remodez

so how old is she really? she looks quite young in the face.

Offline mattylondon

https://www.adultwork.com/1311155 or https://www.adultwork.com/Smiley%7EMiley

She appears to have been around forever, this one. Well known for providing a pretty decent service, on occasion, but also known for possessing a stinking little attitude and a messer to boot. Falls well within the jaded and bitter hooker category to me. I wouldn't be surprised if she stayed in the game, but started withdrawing some of her services whilst charging the same rates.

I'm going to speculate that if you're paying her more than the hourly rate and/or she 'fancies you' in person, then she'll probably deliver the goods. However, if she doesn't or you're booking for a shorter time, then you could be on the end of some messing around on time and/or services.

The girl appears to be in very high demand and has been talked about a lot on here. Probably has a few clingy rich fluffy stalkers, I'm sure. Seems to me that it's gone to her head a little bit.

She has a fantastic little body and in my opinion, it's clearly her selling point. I think that face wise, she's very plain looking and unremarkable. Her face doesn't standout for me at all, but that killer body is something else. Especially her arse. I'm sure there are many a punter, who would love to fuck that arse should it be on offer! With a prossie, it probably is, if your price is right and she likes you!

Personally, I've never been temped to go through with a booking, as I prefer the shorter bookings and at £80, she isn't worth it. There are plenty of other Eastern European girls in London, who have equally decent figures, are more facially attractive and equally important for me, far cheaper.

Mind you, wouldn't half mind a crack at that body though!  :D
« Last Edit: December 23, 2015, 08:58:46 PM by mattylondon »


29 review(s) found for Smiley~Miley linked to in above post (19 positive, 4 neutral, 6 negative)

Offline philw

Pretty much mirrors my experience, had seen her a couple of times before and it was good, then turned up on time and got a mouthful for being early! took a walk with my hard earned and haven't been back since...

Offline mattylondon

Pretty much mirrors my experience, had seen her a couple of times before and it was good, then turned up on time and got a mouthful for being early! took a walk with my hard earned and haven't been back since...
She was probably pissed off that you may have bumped into the last punter or she'd barely been given the time to wipe the last punter's spunk off her face!

It's interesting that even looking at Adultwork's unreliable reviews, a couple of people who also claimed to have seen her twice were still messed around. So it just goes to show that familiarity means nothing to this girl. A good sign to me that she's very, very popular, so feels she can afford to take that stance. And let's face it, at this time it doesn't appear to be effecting her business. Most punters probably don't read reviews but it's good feedback for those who do.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2015, 09:11:08 PM by mattylondon »

Offline Red_baron

Hopefully she's better when she gets back from her holidays.

She can be a mixed bag at best - Depends if your prepared to put up with it for that ass??

 :yahoo:

I remember her being mentioned on PN but that seems half a lifetime ago :) what happened to her?

Frequent poster over there. Her posts got more and more erratic in terms of their content. She got pretty good reviews but eventually one well respected punter wrote a scathing review about her going through the motions and being rude on a date that included dinner with her after which she seemed to flip out somewhat and a little later retired. The whole thing caused quite a stink over there. Never punted her myself as she seemed a bit up herself but enjoyed a few sessions very much with her much more grounded buddy, the Scots lassie Laura Mackenzie.

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Frequent poster over there. Her posts got more and more erratic in terms of their content. She got pretty good reviews but eventually one well respected punter wrote a scathing review about her going through the motions and being rude on a date that included dinner with her after which she seemed to flip out somewhat and a little later retired. The whole thing caused quite a stink over there. Never punted her myself as she seemed a bit up herself but enjoyed a few sessions very much with her much more grounded buddy, the Scots lassie Laura Mackenzie.

Yes I remember that too.
Think it was the incident when the owner deleted a negative review about her (not all reviews just that specific one), but the other resident prossies questioned the owner regarding preferential treatment and he had to undelete it.

Offline Nagilum

Yes I remember that too.
Think it was the incident when the owner deleted a negative review about her (not all reviews just that specific one), but the other resident prossies questioned the owner regarding preferential treatment and he had to undelete it.

Just wow.

Offline Vivago

If you do happen to catch her on a good day, the vfm factor is undoubted. Its over two and a half years since I last saw her but her rates are the same now as they were back then. And she doesn't charge extra for filming, CIM, facials etc. How many girls on AW can that be said about?

You pays your money and you takes your chance with Miley. But catch her on form and she can be memorable.

And that body! :wacko:




Offline mattylondon

If you do happen to catch her on a good day, the vfm factor is undoubted. Its over two and a half years since I last saw her but her rates are the same now as they were back then. And she doesn't charge extra for filming, CIM, facials etc. How many girls on AW can that be said about?

You pays your money and you takes your chance with Miley. But catch her on form and she can be memorable.

And that body! :wacko:


There's no doubt the girl has physical talent, I'm sure, to match her services. However, you'll admit that she appears to be a very mixed bag, in terms of her attitude on the day? Even with punters she's met a couple of times before, so clearly isn't bothered by return business because she doesn't appear to need it.

If it wasn't for that body, I'd pay her no attention whatsoever!

Me? I'm a bit too long in the tooth for any potential prossie 'attitude' and bollocks, but I can certainly see why others do bother! I also think £80 for 30 minutes is pretty steep, when she has competition charging less but I see your point.

Offline ivey444

Miley is physically amazing and when i saw her almost a year ago provided a very good service so its a shame she does not seem to care anymore. Her personality always was a bit strange.
Always tempted to go back because of her amazing body but due to the recent reviews I definitely will not be returning.

Offline icebather

I met with Miley something like 4 or 5 years ago. My encounter with her was good. At the time, I think she was quite new to the game. She was somewhat aloof, but we developed a good rapport quite quickly. It's possible that it helped that I am quite close to her in age, and that I seem to be considered not half-bad looking by women my age.

After my meeting with Miley, my attitude was definitely a "Would book again!" Considering the many postings on here that report a negative or unsatisfactory meeting, I'll have to accept that not every punter has a good encounter with Miley. But alls I can say is that mine was a good one.

Shame about the absence of breast

Yes I remember that too.
Think it was the incident when the owner deleted a negative review about her (not all reviews just that specific one), but the other resident prossies questioned the owner regarding preferential treatment and he had to undelete it.

Yes, if there was one moment in that site's history when 'the owner' seemed to lose his cred and the whole shebang began to wobble and seem less than transparent, that might have been it. As for SML her remaining posts before disappearing seemed even more 'erratic'. Sadly for me Laura retired shortly afterwards and, I heard, produced a sprog.

Offline mystery7

I've seen her about 7 times......twice excellent.......4 times average, and the last time awful. Can have a really shitty attitude but usually warms up. If it wasn't for that ass and her BJ and riding skills I wouldn't bother..........
Banning reason: Abusive + Obsessing over prossie

Offline pumps

I've always had a camera phone pointing at her so luckily I've been lucky.

She reminds me of my old pet dog...god rest his soul. He was a little rascal...but if you had a biscuit in your hand he was a potentially a Crufts winner!

Offline 385North

Given that I'll happily pay a premium to be physically and verbally bashed about, Miley's now starting to pique my interest. Maybe she's better off working in a more specialised establishment like the London Retreat  :D

Offline carefree

She's still on my HL.  I'm not there to fuck her attitude or her rudeness, I only want to bang that body :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline smiths

She's still on my HL.  I'm not there to fuck her attitude or her rudeness, I only want to bang that body :thumbsup:

But her attitude dictates how good a service she will give you using her body.




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