Review writers - The best of..

[director33]

Over in the East Midlands review forum, we have a couple of stand out reviewers. MOTC writes wonderful reviews peppered with literary genius and he's a filthy fucker.
Raddy takes things to another level.. He seems to have a huge punting budget and has attracted a following due to his outrageous exploits with, what seems like most of the girls in the area.

I've linked their profiles below (PM if you want them removed chaps) so you can all have a gander.

Can anyone else from the other areas be nominated as I do enjoy a good, well written review?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=11669 - MOTC

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=25982 - Raddy

[Cuntminion]

The don for London

Virtual waster for the shire

[vw]

Threechilliman and Cueball in the North West.

Don't laugh ramrodronnie in the East Anglia, good reviews but an acquired taste in comments.

Agree with coma on Don in London

Not sure i agree with me, thanks for the mention

[G.Raff]

I'm a fan of Steve2 and SamLP and of course LL in London, may not be literary geniuses but very useful in their reviews, and always accurate. 

[collector]

There are several good writers on London section but I think nobody can beat Jason.

[cueball]

Cheers for the mention

I like tcm's in the north west but my favourites are mr mogs (nw), I get a chuckle on every one


My bad is I tend to only read the north west and yorkshire reviews

[smiths]

In my area, Steve2, SamLP and The Don.

[FlyingBreadMan]

The above mentioned are excellent contributors. Also KT is worth mentioning for his burst of reviews which led him to overtake me.

I tend to go for the skinny-young type of girls so mine is a bit more one sided than the other people that have more balance.

[Cuntminion]

If we're having best can we have worst?

[vw]

If we're having best can we have worst?

Have created the best bad reviews post  some horrors but funny, including one of the nominees here Richie

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79474.msg988768#msg988768

[shagbambi]

For London outcalls,
Outcallguy digs up some truly interesting girls.

For London agencies,
Jason writes very good and comprehensive reviews.

For London incalls,
MrSmiley, concise and to the point.

And Password who was just a great all rounder!

[stevedave]

For Yorkshire, bod always does a good review, and when he does a cross border raid, cueball also does excellent reviews.

Good work fellas 

[oldfart]

In the north east it must be professor yaffel.
 
Very infomative and tells it like it is.
Just wish I had his money haha

[PLeisure]

Limited to the London region, and in no particular order:
* password02 - many were impressed by his limousine antics in Aug with wingman and three WGs; however, his Stannah chairlift episode earlier this year deserves the highest accolade in UK Punting's illustrious history (come back, man).
* Jason - his forensic detail is exemplary.
* flyingbreadman - resident TOftT vanguard. Recently topped 50 reviews and a predilection for the younger, slimmer girls that I share.
* The_Don - a walking encyclopaedia of UKP information, and possibly the capital's most prolific punter.
* collector - committed to providing quality intel, always offers additional details if asked.
* backofthenet - always well humoured, cultured and erudite. Another one with similar tastes re: WG physique.


Moving up the ranks fast:
* Atticus Finch - solid, dependable intel.

Not seen in a while:
* Sylvester - often a good read.
* Nightkid - as above.

[collector]

Limited to the London region, and in no particular order:
* password02 - many were impressed by his limousine antics in Aug with wingman and three WGs; however, his Stannah chairlift episode earlier this year deserves the highest accolade in UK Punting's illustrious history (come back, man).
* Jason - his forensic detail is exemplary.
* flyingbreadman - resident TOftT vanguard. Recently topped 50 reviews and a predilection for the younger, slimmer girls that I share.
* The_Don - a walking encyclopaedia of UKP information, and possibly the capital's most prolific punter.
* collector - committed to providing quality intel, always offers additional details if asked.
* backofthenet - always well humoured, cultured and erudite. Another one with similar tastes re: WG physique.


Moving up the ranks fast:
* Atticus Finch - solid, dependable intel.

Not seen in a while:
* Sylvester - often a good read.
* Nightkid - as above.

thanks mate

[Nagilum]

The don for me, I find his reviews informative and to my liking. 

Let's not forget Pumps for his sheer dedication to find quality at low prices.

King Tarzan - love his humour and style. Always helpful.

Ramrodronnie - honest decent reviews.

[vw]

Shame bristolman was a troll he had a knack for humour when making up reviews if he had been a proper one would have been one of the greats

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=58572.0

[thetinman007]

For me The Don.  Like his style of writing and we seem to have similar taste in women!

[Natwest]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=11669

MOTC in the East Midlands - pure genius.

[shagbambi]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=11669

MOTC in the East Midlands - pure genius.

He writes really well.

[vw]

He writes really well.

Yes 'I very much enjoyed his most recent one

And then she’s in the hall and telling me that she feels like a piss and asks me where she should do it and I’m like, here in the hall and we are both bollock naked in the hall and she is asking me where I want it and I’m like anywhere – cock, mouth, and before I know it, fuck me, she is releasing a mornings worth of piss all over me and in my mouth and face and cock and there is a good pint there and quite honestly I’m impressed and it’s all over the wooden floor in the hall and I look at it and it’s forming a nice pool which actually looks a bit like £ sign and that makes me smile.

[Natwest]

I particularly liked the poetry in this review by MOTC.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=51921.msg677057#msg677057

".........I look at the other losers in my carriage with their merry go normal lives fuelled by cheap watered down lager, payday loans and scratchcards with their mortgaged to the hilt semi-detached castles and I want to be sick, so I look out of the window and see the assorted shitholes of north Nottinghamshire pass by like a chav Bayeux tapestry of decay and social neglect and then im off the train and walking through Mansfield and thinking of Perrys arse and I can smell her on my fingers and I think of the 2 doppy cunts I have to work with and I think what a wonderful fucking life....."

I don't know what he does for a living but he should give it up and write novels or poetry. He could be the East Midlands version of John Cooper Clarke.

[shagbambi]

I started reading MOTC's reviews and you are right in the sense his style is brilliant.  He should give up his day job and write full time.  The piss in the shape of a pound sign was genius.

[slow and low]

Collector's last review definitely got me interested in meeting the provider, and Topkat did an excellent mff review. Always take note of Mr Smiley's and Pleisure 's reviews, similar taste to my own.

[ramrodronnie]

Hi all.

First of all I'd like to thank those who've said nice things about me (makes a pleasant change  )

My personal favourite punters who I would like to nominate, who I feel are genuinely helpful, and have given me good advice are The_Don For his excellent knowledge, and research that he does, also his very good comprehensive Reviews. VW for, yes his good Reviews, but also his quirky sense of humour, and helpfulness. Omnimatrix has given some very good Reviews, and has been of great assistance to me. ChineseMassageNewbie has been a really decent guy, and very helpful. SteadyEddie who has also given some good Reviews, and been very helpful Also cueball in the North West, I haven't spoken to him much, but he has been very helpful in the short time that I've been speaking to him via PM. nike is another punter who is in the North West who I've only spoken to on a couple of occasions has been very helpful.  Dogface, another punter from the North West, again another punter who I haven't spoken with much, but in the short space of time that I have spoken to him via PM, he has been very helpful. And finally is blackburnian from the North West, another punter who I have only had a few  PMessage exchanges with, he has been very helpful to me.
But in all truth the list could go on, and on. There are many punters on this forum who have been of great assistance to me, and other punters.

I would like to wish all of my fellow punters that have been of assistance, kind and civil to me a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year! Happy Punting to Everyone for "2016!" 











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