Linda - Escort Scotland

[zag69]

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Met Linda tonight and what a shite punt it was. Her photos are accurate but her attitude is shite, moody, bad tempered and unfriendly.
Shite ride, crap oral with. I came on her tits and she looked like she wanted to kill me I got a hand job near the end of the punt and she nearly snapped it in two. Never going back.

[thecrippler]

Bad luck mate, but thanks for the review.

I saw her in Aberdeen, and she was ok, not  bad but not great either, fit bod but really bad skin complexion on her coupon, wouldn't go back though, variety being the spice of life etc.

[David1970]

Zag69 was she Spanish or from Gypoland?

[thecrippler]

I'm sure she told me she was from Romania!

[David1970]

Good looking, shit service and from Romania I am shocked.

[Poopster]

Her tits look like they're been put on upside down... 

[zag69]

She's from Madrid apparently

[bushman]

Seen her a few times, with me she has always been okay.But you could  notice that she might have a bitch streak.
Bad skin and definitely Romanian.

[daviebond]

She's from Madrid apparently

Thats code for Rumanian

[nobo]

Thats code for Rumanian

Seen a few weeks ago and she told me she was romanian

[mikey1028]

I met her in Aberdeen and she was a fucking cunt. No sitting on the fence here.

[Frandan10]

Strange , she's skesys been Great when I've met her !!! Each to their own though !

[Cristianoaditza]

Hello mr Zag and all the others Im Linda you know how it is in life? "I treat you the way you treat me"?? So if i was a bitch..try to remember how uve been actin ur right..i am a girl with attitude and i treat everybody the way they treat me and of course ..if u are an asshole ill make sure im 10 times worse:)

[vw]

Hello mr Zag and all the others Im Linda you know how it is in life? "I treat you the way you treat me"?? So if i was a bitch..try to remember how uve been actin ur right..i am a girl with attitude and i treat everybody the way they treat me and of course ..if u are an asshole ill make sure im 10 times worse:)

so why report him to admin and bring your bad attitude here ?

[Cristianoaditza]

This its not bad attitude this its the truth

[James999]

Hello mr Zag and all the others Im Linda you know how it is in life? "I treat you the way you treat me"??

So you provide a poor service and it's the clients fault 

As for how he treated you, I suspect he treated you really nicely, largely on the basis he wanted to have sex with you, and he was so keen he paid you to have sex with him.

Your profile says you speak native English, but from your posts you come accross as barely being able to read and write 

[James999]

bad tempered and unfriendly.

Perhaps she's pissed off at the crap boob job she's had done 

[vw]

This its not bad attitude this its the truth

Well you were paid to fuck and suck not have shite attitude, being moody, being bad tempered and unfriendly. 

[James999]

Her tits look like they're been put on upside down...

Perhaps it was cheaper to have them like that 

[Cristianoaditza]

Mr. Virtualwaster thats bad attitude im not payed to suck and fuck ..im payed for my company

[yorkshire123]

Perhaps she's pissed off at the crap boob job she's had done 

I never realised there was a market for 2nd hand bolt ons 

[Cristianoaditza]

And James ..i wasnt born in uk so im allowed to do mistakes

[Cristianoaditza]

Well James you are the first one that complains about my boob job anyway..im proud of it they look awsome

[vw]

Mr. Virtualwaster thats bad attitude im not payed to suck and fuck ..im payed for my company

Your not american or in america get over yourself you are a prostitute you are paid to deliver you likes list (suck and fuck) not this shitty attitude of yours !

Delusional Prossie 

[Cristianoaditza]

See guys..thats the type of people i was talkin about..like mr virtualwaster and with this..Im done by the way..im an escort not a prostitute

[ZZHJT]

saw her 2 years ago. shite attitude at beganing, then after 10 mins she started to make small talks and atmosphere became a bit more friendly.She certainly has a big ego and attitude, but not completely lunatic either.... again typically Romanian. and I cannot get my head around about this Carla massage / Linda duo identity shite.

[vw]

See guys..thats the type of people i was talkin about..like mr virtualwaster and with this..Im done by the way..im an escort not a prostitute

Same thing !  I pay possies just like you for sex, call yourself what you like thats your perogative.

[James999]

And James ..i wasnt born in uk so im allowed to do mistakes

Your profile says Native English, make your mind up 

[yorkshire123]

See guys..thats the type of people i was talkin about..like mr virtualwaster and with this..Im done by the way..im an escort not a prostitute

You are correct you are an escort but not any old escort, you are a fucking deluded escort if you really think there is any difference 

[James999]

Well James you are the first one that complains about my boob job anyway..im proud of it they look awsome

I'm not complaining, I simply observed what a shit job the surgeon (thats assuming it was a surgeon who did it) did, they look as if they have been stuck on upside down as observed earlier 

[James999]

by the way..im an escort not a prostitute

So you just escort the men to the bedroom for sex, despite what your pimp tells you that's a prostitute 

[cueball]

See guys..thats the type of people i was talkin about..like mr virtualwaster and with this..Im done by the way..im an escort not a prostitute

That's great, I'm a lovely lad. I'm so nice you'll want to give me an hour for 60 quid, any chance of an hour for 60 quid then? Just for your company ofcourse, we might even do some podging.

Ps
Not convinced by your new tits, I think you've been fleeced, I'd take em back if I were you.

[cueball]

Ha ha, check out her post report, hilarious

[Shaketherooom]

Bloody Brilliant! Mad as a box of frogs!

[Poopster]

escort
noun
ˈɛskɔːt/
1.
a person, vehicle, or group accompanying another for protection or as a mark of rank.
"a police escort"
synonyms:   guard, bodyguard, protector, safeguard, defender, minder, custodian; More
verb
ɪˈskɔːt,ɛ-/
1.
accompany (someone or something) somewhere as an escort.
"he escorted her back to her hotel"
synonyms:   conduct, accompany, guide, convoy, lead, usher, shepherd, take, direct, steer; More

No... that doesn't seem right.

prostitute
ˈprɒstɪtjuːt/Submit
noun
1.
a person, typically a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.
synonyms:   whore, sex worker, call girl, white slave; More
verb
1.
offer (someone, typically a woman) for sexual activity in exchange for payment.
"although she was paid £15 to join a man at his table, she never prostituted herself"

I think you're a prostitute love.

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but you're just a good old-fashioned prossie.  A whore if you like.  A hooker. 

[James999]

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but you're just a good old-fashioned prossie.  A whore if you like.  A hooker.

Not just a pro$$ie but one with a botched boob job 

[yorkshire123]

I think you're a prostitute love.

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but you're just a good old-fashioned prossie.  A whore if you like.  A hooker.

And nothing to be ashamed of so embrace what you are you silly moo.

The tit job on the other hand   

[seeker]

Ffs
How did all you southern Gentleman end up on this thread
By the way welcome 
I've actually met her and she is a Excellent wee ride ,English was okay but wasn't there for the chat
Just a 30 minutes session.
A prostitute. ..yes
But she put her rates up from 70hh to 80 hh
So haven't been back....

[vw]

Ffs
How did all you southern Gentleman end up on this thread
By the way welcome 
I've actually met her and she is a Excellent wee ride ,English was okay but wasn't there for the chat
Just a 30 minutes session.
A prostitute. ..yes
But she put her rates up from 70hh to 80 hh
So haven't been back....

She reported to admin and speaking for myself that caused me interest.

Thanks for the welcome

I do like a feisty Romanian one once in a while, good to be prepared for it though.

[James999]

How did all you southern Gentleman end up on this thread

The Pro$$ie reported the review, obviously not happy that her reputation for bad attitude and botched boob job has been reported on here, it is amusing that she appears to be Romanian and yet she pretends to be English, but then she says she's 26 on her profile, but then she also says she's 28 on her profile, so in reality she's probably 35 - 40 

[Poopster]

Just to be clear, dear Linda, I like to pay prostitutes for sex, I am someone who enjoys the company of prostitutes so please don't take my comment in an offensive way, it isn't supposed to be.  I am in no position of moral highground to be insulting towards you.  It is factual though, you are a prostitute.

[seeker]

The Pro$$ie reported the review, obviously not happy that her reputation for bad attitude and botched boob job has been reported on here, it is amusing that she appears to be Romanian and yet she pretends to be English, but then she says she's 26 on her profile, but then she also says she's 28 on her profile, so in reality she's probably 35 - 40 

I actually thought she was Spanish
I'm not a fan of the Romananian cuntash brigade 
She Obviously didn't  realise she's stepped into ukPunter land. .
As opposed to other fluffy filled fifedoms...
Well she's had her wee fanny slapped good and proper and won't make that mistake again 

[mikey1028]

Wow. This really escalated haha! What a fucking cunt she is.

[James999]

I doubt it turned out the way she hoped

[seeker]

Does it ever