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Author Topic: LittlemissOrla - very hot little package!  (Read 6705 times)


9 review(s) for LittleMissOrla (8 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline mattylondon

That's putting it mildly. She looks like a crack whore
To be honest,  that was my first impression. I was trying to be polite!

It didn't surprise me that she doesn't provide incalls either. I can well imagine her shit hole place,  if she even has one and her pimp boyfriend,  behind the scenes, pulling the strings. I'm sure there are better steet hookers out there.  Even these days, hence my utter bewilderment at her £150 hourly rate? If you enjoy the crack whore look,  pick one up for £30 or to be safe, get one to visit your hotel.

I don't mnd petite but she has to have some meat on her. I don't even mind well used occasionally but  ot like that!
« Last Edit: December 23, 2015, 09:12:49 AM by mattylondon »

Offline yorkshire123

To be honest,  that was my first impression. I was trying to be polite!

That's going straight into my things you didn't think you would ever read book  :D

Good to have you back by the way.
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Offline mattylondon

Have to agree, why the need to blow smoke up her arse, she's probably deluded enough as it is  :wacko:
He probably receives her street skank rate. Don't you know it's in his 'binding contract'!  :sarcastic:

A prossie sells her arse to anybody who either matches what she'll accept or the highest bidder. What's all this contract shit?! :wacko:

Offline mattylondon

That's going straight into my things you didn't think you would ever read book  :D

Good to have you back by the way.
Yea, she's a model.  :rolleyes:

Only if they're interested in the Bergen-Belsen look. Who's the more deluded?  The punter or this skank?

Glad to see others agreeing that if she has accepted a booking then she should honour it or at least make an excuse. But radio silence and no apology is just rude. And hence why I thought it helpful to share my experience of her with others.

As for binding contract, no idea what USW is on about. I've a written email from her accepting time location and duration. From a WG that's more then one usually gets.  Maybe next time I should insert a fast food dinner clause too??

Anyway I've had enough of unreliable ladies and her fan club can keep her.

Offline smiths

Glad to see others agreeing that if she has accepted a booking then she should honour it or at least make an excuse. But radio silence and no apology is just rude. And hence why I thought it helpful to share my experience of her with others.

As for binding contract, no idea what USW is on about. I've a written email from her accepting time location and duration. From a WG that's more then one usually gets.  Maybe next time I should insert a fast food dinner clause too??

Anyway I've had enough of unreliable ladies and her fan club can keep her.

Unclesnideheart is doing what he usually does, trying to blame you the punter for HER fucking you about, that's what white knight fluffies like him do on here until they get banned.





 :sarcastic:
Class lewishamguy that made me smile, bet lots are girls are relieved not to be reviewed by such a cunt, if he liked the girls as much as he says he does he would have stopped this nonsense many reviews ago. The secondary topic in his reviews (First Being him) were often caught crossfire.  Thank fuck we and the escorts he meets are safe from this nonsense. :drinks:

Offline Sonny Crockett

I would be interested in seeing her if I ever return to punting.
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Offline Turtle1

The fluffiest review Iv read in a long time. The OP is clearly likes to invent stories. Which is what this is. A load of BS.

Offline tonysoprano

The fluffiest review Iv read in a long time. The OP is clearly likes to invent stories. Which is what this is. A load of BS.

They all do. He's not the only one, there's a few others who will write a 'review' that is nothing more than a fantasy they can jerk off too. He probably creamed himself while writing this shit.

Amazes me it took so long for this cunt to get banned. There's a couple of his mates hanging around that need to go as well.
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They all do. He's not the only one, there's a few others who will write a 'review' that is nothing more than a fantasy they can jerk off too. He probably creamed himself while writing this shit.

Amazes me it took so long for this cunt to get banned. There's a couple of his mates hanging around that need to go as well.

+10000

Offline smiths

They all do. He's not the only one, there's a few others who will write a 'review' that is nothing more than a fantasy they can jerk off too. He probably creamed himself while writing this shit.

Amazes me it took so long for this cunt to get banned. There's a couple of his mates hanging around that need to go as well.

There is, The Beano is a prime white knight who tried to defend Little Katie against Mr Brightsides negative review on her by saying she was having problems at the time, well she was still accepting bookings off punters so if it was that bad she shouldn't of been doing so obviously. :thumbsdown:

 Personally I don't want to know or even hear about a WGs so called problems, I don't just blindly believe they are true anyway, once my booking is accepted that's it, if I get fucked about or receive a bad service the result WLL be a negative review off me.

The question for ME is did this "punt" even occur or was it cooked up between snide and this WG in the hope of getting her more punters and in exchange she offered snide something, free sex maybe. Yes that how dodgy I think he was among other white knights. Whatever I definitely don't believe many of his reviews and that of other whiter knights AND those connected to them who I see as tainted. :thumbsdown:

Offline hendrix

Weird shit all round.

All I can add in the wake of the fluffy cull is that it's these types of reviews that actually attract the fucking lunatics. That's a fact.

Offline mattylondon

The question for ME is did this "punt" even occur or was it cooked up between snide and this WG in the hope of getting her more punters and in exchange she offered snide something, free sex maybe.
Yes, for me that is the key question with this cunt and this so-called 'review'. It reads to me as no more than a wankfest, which was created in his own twisted little head. Surely nobody believes this shit?

There are a few things very bit 'fishy' about her, in my opinion. I look at her malnourished figure. She looks like a smack head. Then there's her reported talk about enjoying rough things with some thuggish looking black guy. It wouldn't surprise me at all if this other guy had some connection to her. That is, her pimp/boyfriend.

I doubt very much she's that busy and at £150? Yes, she has the look of somebody who's ripe for exploitation, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if this little cretin didn't have something to gain by writing such a glowing review. I wouldn't discount freebies, or drastically reduced rates, as his price for doing so. The biggest fluffies are also the biggest and most exploitative boundary pushers with prossies.

They are not 'nice people', despite what the term would suggest. They are exploitative meddlers in other prossies private lives.
« Last Edit: December 26, 2015, 06:38:15 PM by mattylondon »

Yes, for me that is the key question with this cunt and this so-called 'review'. It reads to me as no more than a wankfest, which was created in own twisted little head.

There are a few things very bit 'fishy' about her, in my opinion. I look at her malnourished figure. She looks to me like a smack head. Then there's her reported talk about enjoying rough things with some thuggish looking black guy. It wouldn't surprise me if he had some connection to her. That is, her pimp/boyfriend.

I'm not certain she's that busy and at £150? Yes, she has the look of somebody who's ripe for exploitation, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if this little cretin didn't have something to gain by writing such a glowing review. I wouldn't discount freebies, or drastically reduced rates.

He is to thick to be the exploiter Finch/sylvester seemed the driving force now they have been exposed as the same cunt, tried to recruit me to lay off uncle while at the same time slagging him off making jokes about his mental state of mind.  Really believe uncle let him self be controlled by the other cunt.

You will find it is Finch that had the reduced rates have an email bragging about such matters when he first arrived only took 3 hours to manipulate a now retired prossie, .

Offline mattylondon

He is to thick to be the exploiter Finch/sylvester seemed the driving force now they have been exposed as the same cunt, tried to recruit me to lay off uncle while at the same time slagging him off making jokes about his mental state of mind.  Really believe uncle let him self be controlled by the other cunt.

You will find it is Finch that had the reduced rates have an email bragging about such matters when he first arrived only took 3 hours to manipulate a now retired prossie, .
You could well be correct and I don't know the history of them on here. Either way, the prossie herself looks in a desperate state so I wouldn't be surprised if somebody wasn't pulling the strings. She's certainly no 'independent' in my book but then again, how many really are?

Offline BlackWizard

You could well be correct and I don't know the history of them on here. Either way, the prossie herself looks in a desperate state so I wouldn't be surprised if somebody wasn't pulling the strings. She's certainly no 'independent' in my book but then again, how many really are?

You're probably right about this, but any WG and pimp combo worth their salt would be smart enough to at least keep the pimp hand as low-key as possible, as most blokes don't want to know or be around a WG thinking there's another guy anywhere around.

I haven't contacted her yet, but I was close and the longer this thread goes the more I'm rethinking.

I don't think she looks like a smack-head though as some people said above, she's just thin and short  :unknown:

But with that being said, I don't know a single smack-head to make a comparison.  :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: December 26, 2015, 07:54:41 PM by BlackWizard »

As one of the first people who spotted her on AW and had a confirmed booking (not a contract like USW suggested) all I got was a lot of bullshit and attitude.

Having seen many girls over the past 15 years (mostly agency) I had a bad feeling about Orla and her lack of comms was a red flag for me. Her services read very well if your into certain kinks, but I doubt she actually sees many people.

Good luck if you get to see her and buyer beware if you jump through the hoops to get a booking that she fails to follow through on.

Offline Sonny Crockett

I would still like to see her if I ever return to punting. She does seem to do the services that are right up my street.
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Offline smiths

He is to thick to be the exploiter Finch/sylvester seemed the driving force now they have been exposed as the same cunt, tried to recruit me to lay off uncle while at the same time slagging him off making jokes about his mental state of mind.  Really believe uncle let him self be controlled by the other cunt.

You will find it is Finch that had the reduced rates have an email bragging about such matters when he first arrived only took 3 hours to manipulate a now retired prossie, .

My belief is they BOTH got reduced rates or free sex so thats Sylvester/Atticus Finch and Unclesnideheart off some WGs and there are others who got the same who I hope will be outed on here in the future. I don't agree Uncle was just being controlled, he played a VERY active part in this plan to undermine UKP in my view.

My belief is they BOTH got reduced rates or free sex so thats Sylvester/Atticus Finch and Unclesnideheart off some WGs and there are others who got the same who I hope will be outed on here in the future. I don't agree Uncle was just being controlled, he played a VERY active part in this plan to undermine UKP in my view.
My view is tainted by Finch's PM's trying to persuade me to go easy on his servant.

Seems a very manipulative type, I know when someone's trying on me and fucked his plans up, he is a plain devious charachter.

Most of his white knighting on the LK reviews was in attempt to get a booking and get his name recognised also !

Offline smiths

My view is tainted by Finch's PM's trying to persuade me to go easy on his servant.

Seems a very manipulative type, I know when someone's trying on me and fucked his plans up, he is a plain devious charachter.

Most of his white knighting on the LK reviews was in attempt to get a booking and get his name recognised also !

Yes Finch was pure scum, but working together with snide in my view to try to damage UKP. Its getting rid of the remaining ones that I now hope happens. I have full confidence admin will do so as long as he is aware of them. What might happen now though is some post smarter knowing they cant be as blatant as Finch.

Yes Finch was pure scum, but working together with snide in my view to try to damage UKP. Its getting rid of the remaining ones that I now hope happens. I have full confidence admin will do so as long as he is aware of them. What might happen now though is some post smarter knowing they cant be as blatant as Finch.
Well most of us know the remaining ones, and suspect the people who finch back patted after certain popular girl reviews will step up and maybe post on his behalf.

There are some remaining on the LK reviews but every review their seems to be a fluffy death as they cannot help themselves.

And the East Midlands, that's just wierd like a family of fluffies !

And the north east has its Agency knights

Still a long way to go !

Offline BlackWizard

Why is it the ones whose Likes lists/kinks are the most varied that are the hardest ones to vet?




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