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Author Topic: Sam (LSS) Edinburgh  (Read 914 times)

Feeling that I just have to totally disagree with a recent article by Marmalade 18th Dec.

Not only has he described Sam way off the mark (has he even met her?) but her service in the room is truely 5 star / 10 outta 10, easily, and i've been punting for yonks.

I've seen her for at least two years now and often book her, although she is can also be busy (popular girl, says a lot!).

I'm not here to promote Sam but to say that the comments previously stated are way, way off the mark, totally unfair and / or, written erroneously, even maliciously!!!

Offline JazzMan

Why don't you tell us what she looks like then?
What age?
What body type?
Is she Scottish?
Banning reason: Slagging off membership

No problem! Let's start with what she is not, i.e., skinny, or petite or has curly hair, fact, and does not have a body like a "car crash". Not or nothing like the girl described by Marmaalde!

She is a pleasant girl, I'd say in her thirties, and very friendly. Sam / Samantha is normal size and build, with curves in all the right places with straight hair. She's an attractive and smart Scottish girl.

She has never failed to deliver in the room and can be a very naughty girl!!!

Offline David1970

Are you sure you are both talking about the same female?

My thoughts entirely when i read Marmalade's article! I've been a customer at LSS for almost 2 decades and, as far as I know, there's only one Sam / Samantha.

Therefore, I guess that Marmalade has got the wrong name and accordingly should rectify the erroneous posting against Sam!

Offline David1970

I have never been to the LSS, so could not tell if it is diffrent females or you are a super fluffy for Sam.
Is there 2 females called Sam in the LSS?

Offline Marmalade

She is very thin. Quite short. She told me she has only worked at LSS for a few months. The review I wrote is current as of December. I don't have any names wrong. Perhaps someone else has seen a different Sam.

(I notice that RandyRob69 has only posted one other review, and that for a girl he hasn't seen. It doesn't say much when you then suddenly pop up to sing the praises of a WG that you haven't previously reviewed mate. Post a few reviews of girls you have seen so we can get an idea of your tastes and standards. Otherwise I tend to conclude that your login is probaby just a sleping dog account.)

I've seen her for at least two years now
Really. I've never seen her there before though I think she may have worked in other saunas. She told me she has only worked at LSS for a few months. So one of you is off the trolley.  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: December 20, 2015, 12:50:58 PM by Marmalade »

Hey! Not super fuffy for Sam or any other girl for that matter.

I have no agenda here but can categorically state that there is only one Sam / Samantha in LSS. And, she does not have curly hair, not petite, not skinny or is mechanical in the room - far from it!!!

If you were a customer at LSS and knew Sam, you'd also feel a bit grieved on her behalf. Dont suppose you'd like someone making derogatory or erroneous comments about you or your reputation! No answer required or expected!

Offline Marmalade

Hey! Not super fuffy for Sam or any other girl for that matter.

I have no agenda here but can categorically state that there is only one Sam / Samantha in LSS. And, she does not have curly hair, not petite, not skinny or is mechanical in the room - far from it!!!

If you were a customer at LSS and knew Sam, you'd also feel a bit grieved on her behalf. Dont suppose you'd like someone making derogatory or erroneous comments about you or your reputation! No answer required or expected!

Well you are acting like a flufy whiteknight. You also say in another post "That's after travelling into Edinburgh" yet you claim to be a regular at LSS as if you were a local.

Let me be even more exact. The Sam I saw would probably fit in a size 6 dress. I don't say she had curly hair that was someone else who asked. She has long straight mousy blonde hair. Whether someone is 'mechanical in the room' is a subjective opinion, and I gave mine, but added that she was very pleasant and likeable.

RandyRob, I don't think you are coming across as awfully credible. If you are a mate of Sam's, you ar not doing her any favours by drawing attention to the reviews in this way. If she is a very popular girl then I would expect to see some more reviews, as there are for a number of girls at LSS. I suggest you pipe down and post some more reviews if you are genuine, which I am doubting.

The fact that I am a customer at LSS I think is evidenced by my reviews of a number of girls over a period of time.

Eh Marmalade, 2 revews recently but 20 posts.
Maybe that dont quite get me frequent flyer status but just hate seeing you wrong an innocent girl. Why dont you go phone LSS and ask, but I can tell you, you'll either get told to FO or confirmation that there is only one Sam working there and that she's been there for a few years (not months, not petite! nor skinny! nor does she have curly hair!).

Are you for real - she does not have blonde hair!!!

Offline Marmalade

Eh Marmalade, 2 revews recently but 20 posts.
Maybe that dont quite get me frequent flyer status but just hate seeing you wrong an innocent girl. Why dont you go phone LSS and ask, but I can tell you, you'll either get told to FO or confirmation that there is only one Sam working there and that she's been there for a few years (not months, not petite! nor skinny! nor does she have curly hair!).
As I go regularly I don't need to phone mate.  :drinks:

Offline Marmalade

Are you for real - she does not have blonde hair!!!

It's mousy blonde which is not the same as blonde. Are you thick as well as full of shit?

Offline David1970



(I notice that RandyRob69 has only posted one other review, and that for a girl he hasn't seen. It doesn't say much when you then suddenly pop up to sing the praises of a WG that you haven't previously reviewed mate. Post a few reviews of girls you have seen so we can get an idea of your tastes and standards. Otherwise I tend to conclude that your login is probaby just a sleping dog account.)

My thoughts also -  2 reviews one off a girl with 3 positives and he did a negative even when they did not meet?
Could RandyRob69 be Sam?
If she is has been so wonderful over the last 2 years why no reviews?

What shit is this?

A positive review of no meeting? 

Fluffy white-knight syndrome in the extreme.

Has it even crossed Randy Knobheads mind that he might have the wrong fucking bird. '

Feeling that I just have to totally disagree with a recent article by Marmalade 18th Dec.

Not only has he described Sam way off the mark (has he even met her?) but her service in the room is truely 5 star / 10 outta 10, easily, and i've been punting for yonks.

I've seen her for at least two years now and often book her, although she is can also be busy (popular girl, says a lot!).

I'm not here to promote Sam but to say that the comments previously stated are way, way off the mark, totally unfair and / or, written erroneously, even maliciously!!!

And that is a big accusation to make by the way Randy Knobhead.


Offline yorkshire123

Fuck me another thread, no wonder I get confused  :(
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

The big fucking accusation to make is to say that Sam is negative and then go and describe the wrong girl.

Sam is NOT size 6, petite, slim, mousy blonde, or has any scars, and has been in LSS for 2 years or more (not 6 months or so!)

I could say who Marmaladed is referring to, and management at LSS, also know but I aint gonna piss on that girl, but do feel that Sam has undoubtededly been treated badly!

The truth will prevail!

Offline Marmalade

Well it always does. She was introduced as Sam, she called herself Sam, what else can I call her?  :rolleyes:

The big fucking accusation to make is to say that Sam is negative and then go and describe the wrong girl.

Sam is NOT size 6, petite, slim, mousy blonde, or has any scars, and has been in LSS for 2 years or more (not 6 months or so!)

I could say who Marmaladed is referring to, and management at LSS, also know but I aint gonna piss on that girl, but do feel that Sam has undoubtededly been treated badly!

The truth will prevail!

You seem too have got rather upset like a big fucking mincing queen about this

If you thought Marm's had the wrong prossie why not just say it on his review thread

A simple I think you might have the wrong prossie as the one you described physically is not the same Sam I have punted. It sounds more like Trisha or whoever it was. The way you have approached this makes you look like a right old mong

The big fucking accusation to make is to say that Sam is negative and then go and describe the wrong girl.

Sam is NOT size 6, petite, slim, mousy blonde, or has any scars, and has been in LSS for 2 years or more (not 6 months or so!)

I could say who Marmaladed is referring to, and management at LSS, also know but I aint gonna piss on that girl, but do feel that Sam has undoubtededly been treated badly!

The truth will prevail!

If you "know" who his review is really about then name the girl FFS!  You were pretty quick to jump into the white-knight routine, why are you so evasive about naming the girl he has wrongly named as Sam?  This is supposed to be a community, you know, where we help each other out?  I'd rather avoid the subject of Marmalade's thread if it isn't Sam, so who is she?

Offline Johndouglas

If it's the same Sam i've met i'd say she's fantastic & definitely not the way marmalade described her either which is why i asked if it was the same sam from few years ago. Tbh i think too many punters on here are harsh & too busy concentrating on the negative rather than the positives! No one is perfect at the end of the day we're all human  :unknown:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Johndouglas

And fair enough none of us guys like stretch marks or scars etc but is there really any need to be so negative and spit personal abuse?? Aye we're here for reviews but things sometimes get far too personal & below the belt, no need tbh these prossies have feelings too at the end of the day & a lot of them have banned us punters that post on here. My favourite girl banned me only cos i post here. This is how bad things are getting!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline yorkshire123

And fair enough none of us guys like stretch marks or scars etc but is there really any need to be so negative and spit personal abuse?? Aye we're here for reviews but things sometimes get far too personal & below the belt, no need tbh these prossies have feelings too at the end of the day & a lot of them have banned us punters that post on here. My favourite girl banned me only cos i post here. This is how bad things are getting!

Well that's your stupid fault for discussing the site with her.

Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin




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