External Link/Members OnlyNot sure if I spelled or even heard her name correctly when I asked her (sorry guys). Take this as a review of the establishment too. I spotted it when drinking near Waterloo train station. Just a few minutes walk away on The Cut (towards Southwark tube). I went straight from work and it was very busy. Walked up the stairs to reception and noticed a small queue had formed. All middle-aged and older men. A massage girl dressed in a slutty outfit - really short dress with her tits either pushed up or just naturally too big for the dress. She was quite pretty and young-looking. Just setting the scene as there was no ambiguity regarding what this place was all about. Perhaps during the day it's legitimate but right now, for all intents and purposes it was just the same as any of the late-night-opening venues on Shaftesbury Avenue, Chinatown.
Spoke to the receptionist and was informed of a half-hour wait. One bloke disappeared so I'd moved up the queue. Ok, but I want
her - I pointed to the massage girl I'd taken a liking to, still stood in the reception area. Unfortunately she was busy for an hour (I should have waited!). The receptionist said not to worry as she had another girl who was "similar". I paid the money up-front for the massage - £30. Then went next door for a pint until it was my turn. Couldn't sit in that reception area with the other guys trying not to make eye contact and talking about the weather with the receptionist.
Had my refreshment (more enjoyable than the massage - and a lot cheaper!), and returned on time. Had to wait a few minutes and then met my masseuse. "Similar"? She looked Chinese. That's where my comparisons would end. She's a lot older. Not unattractive but if you put both girls side by side I reckon the majority of blokes would choose the young and pretty one. I was led to a room upstairs - spacious and very clean. She stayed to watch me strip off. Highly unusual as they normally disappear whilst you get undressed in such places. She asks me right up-front what extras I want. And she's pushy. I offer her £20 for a tug job, just as I always do. We play the normal game where she tells me it's £30 but then eventually relents when she realises I'm not paying more. Before the massage begins she offers body-to-body for an extra fee and I explain that I've no more money (I'm being polite). "But you can go to a cashpoint afterwards and get the extra money for me". How does that work I wonder? Will some hired goon escort me there to collect the cash or is it based on trust and I would not be welcome to return to the establishment if I failed to pay the extra afterwards? Anyway I declined. This was meant to be an inter-punt cheapo release. I'm not prepared to shell out the money for a full punt on a couple of extras.
The massage begins and it's not too bad actually. She knows what she's doing and it's sensual from the beginning. That means that my balls get some attention from her fingertips as she rubs down the rest of me. After maybe 10 minutes she asks me to turn over, then offers to go topless for an additional £10. This is the main reason why it's a negative review - the money-grabber element. She wouldn't stop nagging, pitching her extras. I reckon this is fundamental to the establishment. A reception full of randy old fuckers who have just finished work. Maybe some of them have highly paid jobs with lots of cash to splash (I do not). The other reason why it gets a negative is because the whole thing was rushed. She had one eye on the clock the whole time. She started the handjob after 10 minutes and asked me why I was taking so long when I hadn't shot my load after 5. Still looking at the clock she moved her body close so I could touch her a bit. Her arse, although small, felt baggy. I came after another 5 minutes. She let me have a shower which was good as I was covered in massage oil.
I think the trouble with this place is that they don't have any obvious competition in the area. If a rival shop opened up on the same street that might encourage them to up their game a bit. For now I can't recommend it at all.
