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Offline PD11

I text this girl (who I had never seen before) for a booking and she replied 'no', with a screen-shot of a time I had previously cancelled. 

I just basically replied along the lines of "Sorry, I had a legitimate excuse, how about it?"

She replied saying 'no', but this time addressing me by my FULL NAME. I fucking shit a brick!!

At the time i didn't know how she knew me, but I believe it is something to do with your phone number on social media sites. Scary as fuck.

Chuckman

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So are Man Utd apparently  :drinks:

Man Utd. fans should relax and go on holiday. I recommend for them the Canaries as it can't be beaten.

Offline GreyDave

Attempt of some scum bags to rob me on stairs of walk up in the 90`s clothes got slashed with a craft knife :scare: Reported it but remained ann..

It put me off for a while I am pleased to say now cameras are so cheap they have helped the girls get rid of this sort of thing to some extent :unknown:

The worst must be meeting a neighbour of mine and their partner as I left a flat used by WGs  ;)

Captain Caveman

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Not really a bad experience but this thread reminded me of it.

I was on a non-punting holiday in Budapest and when I went for a drink at the hotel I saw a guy sitting on a stool at the bar being sucked off!

Being British, I just pretended not to notice and got on with my drink - although the pair did wind the proceedings up pretty quickly.




LL

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Not really a bad experience but this thread reminded me of it.

I was on a non-punting holiday in Budapest and when I went for a drink at the hotel I saw a guy sitting on a stool at the bar being sucked off!

Being British, I just pretended not to notice and got on with my drink - although the pair did wind the proceedings up pretty quickly.

You should have found out what he'd ordered and sat down on the stool next to him! :hi:

But how is it even possible for a punter to have a non-punting holiday in Budapest? That would be like taking an alcoholic on a non-drinking tour of a whisky distillery :lol:

Captain Caveman

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You should have found out what he'd ordered and sat down on the stool next to him! :hi:

But how is it even possible for a punter to have a non-punting holiday in Budapest? That would be like taking an alcoholic on a non-drinking tour of a whisky distillery :lol:

I was much younger then and still thought I could play without paying for it

Of course, I'm older and wiser now

 :)


Ben4454

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When I was London me and a friend went on a suggestion of a tout in the city...Walked up to a apartment when i was about 19. Did the deed.... had a bit of a issue with one of the pimps who tried to rip me off. Me and a friend got into a massive brawl with two of them in one of the halls. The one I was fighting we both ended up falling down the stairs.. smashed my face on the floor... when I lifted my face up there was a faceprint on the floor in blood. Half pissed. The pimp was knocked out and I somehow got out there half knocked out myself.. still have the scar on my eyebrow to this day. Punting has left its mark!

Although im smarter now and wouldn't of been in that situation in the first place. The biggest memory I have of it is some random working woman screaming in my face as i try to stumble out of there.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2015, 06:43:50 pm by Ben4454 »

Offline od13218

In Cologne I was at das Bordelle and fancied a bit of kinky action so picked a big dominatrix type. Agreed on €60 for spanking and HR. In the room got neither, she demanded more money and got her friend in to try and force me to pay more for what was already agreed- tried to grab my wallet from my hands. Threatened to get the mgmt but didn't follow through.
Felt more pissed off than threatened but still left a nasty taste.
Once in my early days of punting picked up a WG at Kings Cross, fucked her behind the bins, first attempt we got chased away by the property owner so found another spot in the garden outside a basement flat, paid £30 (about 1990) for possibly the least satisfying, seediest fuck I've ever had!
Recent experiences mercifully free of that kind of thing largely thanks to UKP!
Doug

Offline Acerimmer

Nothing too major,

One girl showed me her machete that she kept for security.

Standing on a street corner trying not to look like a rent boy in the RLD in Ipswich whilst a couple of mates got their balls emptied by the local street walkers.

Walking into an overnight booking to be met by 2 blokes in dark blue uniform, turned out to be the very nervous girls mates who were prison officers who were there to check me out. My heart nearly jumped out of my mouth when I first walked in.

Woken up at 4am on an overnight by someone walking up the stairs, I was almost out the window before the girl explained it was next door, very old terrace cottage with back to back bare floorboard stairs. I had to go look for my own peace of mind.

In my pre punting phone days the wife ringing me mid punt and the girl grabbing the phone.

Bumping into a girl the day after seeing her whilst out shopping with the wife, she was spot on though, eye contact made, but not a word said by her, did get a cheeky message later asking if I wanted the wife to join in next time.
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Offline extraa

Going back 2 years or so - I never punt in my town (always travel about 30 minutes) becasue it's small and dont like to bump in to anyone when out and about but one night my balls were doing the talking so made a booking with a local lass. When I arrived she looked proper skanky and definitely not my type. She spends a good 20 minutes taking the washing out the washing machine and tidying up in the kitchen whilst I'm just stood in the hallway getting rather annoyed at this point.

She finally leads me in to the bedroom and says "sorry love just got to text a regular who said he'd transfer me some money". So I'm sat in my pants and decide to get dressed and leave. The money was on the floor by my shoes (which I hadn't handed over yet). I pick it up and she sees and goes to grab it but my hand is holding it too tight. At this point she's clawing my hand open to get the cash then runs over to the front door and blocks it dialling 999 on her phone (bluffing, I don't know). I'm shitting it now so throw her the money and she says it's too late and opens the door of her flat screaming for help. I legged it out of there and have never been so scared in all my life. Bare in mind I was 24 at the time and rather new to the punting world. Imagine one her neighbours opened their door. I feel my life would've been ruined.

LL

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Holy fuck there are some shocking tales here. This thread serves as a deterrent to discourage those who haven't punted yet. They're lurking here stood on the edge of a giant punting abyss, staring in and questioning whether or not to accidentally lose footing. A giant vagina awaits them underneath, ready to catch their fall with its soft, warm and moist grip :D

Ok you guys shared some pretty personal stuff. I'm ready to tell you part of my story. A business trip to a large European capital, a lonely evening in the hotel. A phone call to a local escort agency, a long wait and a lot of money handed over when my company for the evening eventually arrives at my room door. A knock. My anticipation, then horror as the girl who opens it has bruises and other signs of having been beaten (including missing teeth). Her entering the room and telling me that she was recently in a car accident. Her stripping off to reveal more bruising. Her frightened look which I will never forget. Someone beaten into submission. Trafficked. The threats which followed as I turned her away, giving only some of the pre-agreed fee when she begged for more. I would ask to change rooms immediately and spent the rest of my trip looking over my shoulder. Maybe I was paranoid. Some nasty shit I experienced as a very new punter (around the time another girl bled all over my cock). These incidents would discourage me from punting for a long time. Once a punter always a punter I guess. Sooner of later the pull of pussy for cash would be too great and I would stumble and fall from the edge - right back into that punting abyss once again.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2015, 08:28:22 pm by LL »

Offline JohnWaynesJism

Holy fuck there are some shocking tales here. This thread serves as a deterrent to encourage those who haven't punted yet. They're lurking here stood on the edge of a giant punting abyss, staring in and questioning whether or not to accidentally lose footing. A giant vagina awaits them underneath, ready to catch their fall with its soft, warm and moist grip :D

Ok you guys shared some pretty personal stuff. I'm ready to tell you part of my story. A business trip to a large European capital, a lonely evening in the hotel. A phone call to a local escort agency, a long wait and a lot of money handed over when my company for the evening eventually arrives at my room door. A knock. My anticipation, then horror as the girl who opens it has bruises and other signs of having been beaten (including missing teeth). Her entering the room and telling me that she was recently in a car accident. Her stripping off to reveal more bruising. Her frightened look which I will never forget. Someone beaten into submission. Trafficked. The threats which followed as I turned her away, giving only some of the pre-agreed fee when she begged for more. I would ask to change rooms immediately and spent the rest of my trip looking over my shoulder. Maybe I was paranoid. Some nasty shit I experienced as a very new punter (around the time another girl bled all over my cock). These incidents would discourage me from punting for a long time. Once a punter always a punter I guess. Sooner of later the pull of pussy for cash would be too great and I would stumble and fall from the edge - right back into that punting abyss once again.


One of the best posts I`ve read in a long time, thanks for sharing. And yes, the strangely magnetic pull of pussy is very hard to resist, it`s like a drug, always hoping the next hit will be better.

Aspen

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Reviewed here

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45678.0

I read that. I've had a couple of occasions when the girl has wanted to meet me outside to collect the fee. I mean who are you trying to kid. Amazing what some will try. I even had one in Banbury try to persuade me to leave payment under a wheelie bin once. Do guys really fall for stuff like that?

I was also threatened once when I went to a flat. The guy was so keen to rob me that he burst into the room before I'd even taken any clothes off or paid - lol. He was a skinny freak on speed or something, but I managed to get all the way to the front door before he took a swipe at me. He had a glass jaw but more than that I can't say on here, apart from she started screaming and I ran down the stairs four at a time instead of waiting for the lift.

Aspen

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One of the best posts I`ve read in a long time, thanks for sharing. And yes, the strangely magnetic pull of pussy is very hard to resist, it`s like a drug, always hoping the next hit will be better.

Exactly right.

I've thought for a long time that drink and drugs are simply a substitute for sex. Just as sport is a substitute for fighting and war.

I know which I prefer to do.


Online redt4

Always remember the time mid punt the girl jumped up and looked out off the window  (was in doggy at the time) ,i said whats up ? Her reply was thought it sounded like my boyfriends van pulling up....my reply, taje it he knows about this?

Her reply , well yer sort off, i mean he knows i escort he doesn't like it though and your my first client since we got together!!!!!

Now this flat had 1 door in an 1 door out and he had keys by all accounts....fortunately for me it wasnt her bf but did somewhat taint the meet, left pretty soon after that rather quickly tbf and looking for a noisy van all the way to the car....lol

Jpjpjp100

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Mine was when the escort's husband came back and she said he didn't have a clue about her escorting. We heard him pull into the drive and start talking to a neighbour. This gave me enough time to throw my clothes on and she put her dressing gown on. Condoms, wipes etc were shoved in a drawer and we quick marched it downstairs. He came into the house at this point and looked very suprised to see me but luckily I had my work uniform on (I'm a plumber) so I left telling the escort to let me know if she had anymore problems with her kitchen tap.
I've never felt so shit scared in my life and I could see the escort was literally trembling. I mean who escorts without their husband knowing. Surely that's extremely risky business! Not sure what happened to the stupid bint but her profile was removed the following day so he must have cottoned on or found some evidence that I wasn't just there to fix the kitchen tap!

sezchwarn

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I was in Tokyo and had been enticed into a secret club by some chancer on the street. I thought a look can't hurt, had a look at the girls and submitted. Only, once I'd entered it became apparent I'd actually only paid to have a drink with a girl and was expected to pay much more for fun times.  I'm not one to take things lying  down (well, some things)  so I decided to stand my ground and demand my money back. Problem was  the guy I'd made the agreement with had fled and in his place was a large Yakuza looking dude in a suit and his even larger body guard. A bit of persistence was all that was required to push his demeanor from one of casual refusal to the most psychopathic, red faced rage I'd ever seen in fact or fiction. He was literally shaking and beet red. I'd given it a shot but that signalled the 10 second countdown to  arm breaking time. I swiftly exited, balls intact but 100 dublons down.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2015, 06:46:44 pm by sezchwarn »

Chuckman

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Just remembered this one from the early days.

Saw a middle-aged woman in Erdington, Birmingham who advertised in the local small ads. Her attitude was one of weariness anda general lack of enthusiasm, she made a sloth look hyperactive in comparison. No kissing, fondling of her boobs was met with a 'if you must' attitude and certainly no touching down there. Oral was with and she could just about be bothered to put it in her mouth.

Sex was mish and she lay there like a sack of spuds and had to encourage her to do doggy so that I could finish. About fifteen seconds in asked if I liked to be finished off by hand which was refused. Just as I finished climaxing she told me she had been doing this for twenty-five years. Thinking about this now my reply should of been "well you are allowed to take a day off".

vw

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Got a phone call from a technophobic client of mine wanting me to find out about his wife and hack her FB as thought she was cheating.

Transpires that she was a WG I had seen a few days earlier, felt so shady finding nothing out for him!

TheNewSeeker

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Back in the day a Town called Malice was in the charts I found myself alone in Soho as you do, with two sacks full of man cream. A seriously hot babe walked up and asked if I wanted anything. I'm like maybe, but I had no cash on me. No worries, she said, there's a cash point nearby. Dick led the way, and I drew out £100. She said, right, give me £50 now, and here's my key. It's room 210, on the second floor at the hotel whatever, 100 yards up the road. Just make yourself comfy, I'll be a long when I've got the condoms. She handed over a nice key on a serious looking fob.

Well no prizes, you've guessed it. I'd parted with £50 for scrap metal. The hotel whatever didn't even exist. The only saving grace was when I walked back to where I had met her, I saw her being bundled into the back of a police car.

What a complete naive twat! :music: However, it was a good lesson in becoming a worldly-wise punter. Pre-internet you really did learn everything yourself, sometimes the hard way. Despite, over the years, being asked many times to part with cash before entering a girl's room, I have never done so, even if it meant walking. It's not fail-safe, there have been other calamities but that's another story.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2015, 02:02:50 pm by TheNewSeeker »

TheNewSeeker

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At the time i didn't know how she knew me, but I believe it is something to do with your phone number on social media sites. Scary as fuck.

Hope you learnt your lesson and you're now using a punting phone!

Offline socks

Back in the day a Town called Malice was in the charts I found myself alone in Soho as you do, with two sacks full of man cream. A seriously hot babe walked up and asked if I wanted anything. I'm like maybe, but I had no cash on me. No worries, she said, there's a cash point nearby. Dick led the way, and I drew out £100. She said, right, give me £50 now, and here's my key. It's room 210, on the second floor at the hotel whatever, 100 yards up the road. Just make yourself comfy, I'll be a long when I've got the condoms. She handed over a nice key on a serious looking fob.

Well no prizes, you've guessed it. I'd parted with £50 for scrap metal. The hotel whatever didn't even exist. The only saving grace was when I walked back to where I had met her, I saw her being bundled into the back of a police car.

What a complete naive twat! :music: However, it was a good lesson in becoming a worldly-wise punter. Pre-internet you really did learn everything yourself, sometimes the hard way. Despite, over the years, being asked many times to part with cash before entering a girl's room, I have never done so, even if it meant walking. It's not fail-safe, there have been other calamities but that's another story.
Are you sure? If so does that mean you are the proud owner of four bollocks?

Offline tazz

Back in the day a Town called Malice was in the charts I found myself alone in Soho as you do, with two sacks full of man cream. A seriously hot babe walked up and asked if I wanted anything. I'm like maybe, but I had no cash on me. No worries, she said, there's a cash point nearby. Dick led the way, and I drew out £100. She said, right, give me £50 now, and here's my key. It's room 210, on the second floor at the hotel whatever, 100 yards up the road. Just make yourself comfy, I'll be a long when I've got the condoms. She handed over a nice key on a serious looking fob.

Well no prizes, you've guessed it. I'd parted with £50 for scrap metal. The hotel whatever didn't even exist. The only saving grace was when I walked back to where I had met her, I saw her being bundled into the back of a police car.

What a complete naive twat! :music: However, it was a good lesson in becoming a worldly-wise punter. Pre-internet you really did learn everything yourself, sometimes the hard way. Despite, over the years, being asked many times to part with cash before entering a girl's room, I have never done so, even if it meant walking. It's not fail-safe, there have been other calamities but that's another story.

Did you really think a women who doesnt know you will give you her hotel room key in the street, i know lots of brits are trustworthy but this is crazy. Oh lets see she could have lots of valuables in the room that you may help yourself to. This has to be the dummest punting con ive ever heard a guy fall for. Then again ive read about guys who pretend to be pimps in Soho taking cash off guys in a walkup then running off.

Also where else did you get asked for payment before entering the room?

TheNewSeeker

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Did you really think a women who doesnt know you will give you her hotel room key in the street
She's not on vacation is she. If she'd hired the room for pro$$ing she's hardly going to keep her valuables there - everything would be her hand bag.

As I said myself, a complete twat, but this was right at the beginning of my punting career - and specifically with street girls which a lot of us did in the 80s. Often girls would want the money before taking you indoors, and after that incident I never parted with cash until through the door. Rarely an issue these days.



LL

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Did you really think a women who doesnt know you will give you her hotel room key in the street, i know lots of brits are trustworthy but this is crazy.
This thread is our worst moments in punting not our shining examples of how to be the most savvy punter.  The latter wouldn't be entertaining anyway!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Mine was when the escort's husband came back and she said he didn't have a clue about her escorting. We heard him pull into the drive and start talking to a neighbour. This gave me enough time to throw my clothes on and she put her dressing gown on. Condoms, wipes etc were shoved in a drawer and we quick marched it downstairs. He came into the house at this point and looked very suprised to see me but luckily I had my work uniform on (I'm a plumber) so I left telling the escort to let me know if she had anymore problems with her kitchen tap.
I've never felt so shit scared in my life and I could see the escort was literally trembling. I mean who escorts without their husband knowing. Surely that's extremely risky business! Not sure what happened to the stupid bint but her profile was removed the following day so he must have cottoned on or found some evidence that I wasn't just there to fix the kitchen tap!

" I mean who escorts without their husband knowing. Surely that's extremely risky business!"

Is that so different from us, I mean who punts with his wife knowing? We take risks all the time.

I remember many years ago on holiday my wife coming into a room where I was on my computer and she saw 'Field Reports' (which is what the other site called them) as the heading and reprimanded me, thinking I was doing work while on holiday. Lucky escape.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2016, 08:31:56 am by Horizontal pleasures »

The man1

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Hello everyone. I have been lurking here for a while and decided to make an account. Thought I would share some of my experiences from my brief and generally disastrous  punting career.

I was on holiday in Estonia a few weeks ago and picked up a girl from a strip club who was also escorting. I paid her for one hour and a bouncer drove us to our apartment. I wasn't until we were right at the front door that I realised that my mates had both sets of keys. So then it was a case of frantically trying to get in touch with my mates as my hour was ticking away. After about 20minutes with no answer I accepted that it was a no go. I did ask whether we could just do it in the bushes but she wasn't up for it lol. And no refund because "you pay for my time only" 150 euro il never see again.

The next night I booked a girl off a local website for an outcall. She arrived at the front door looking amazing. She asked for the money up front and said she was just going to give it to her driver. She the proceeded to jump in the car and speed off.

I know, what a noob. I'm 270 euro lighter and a bit wiser now lol.

Offline Jellaby

Had just arrived at a london sex party few years back and was preparing to start (fortunately still clothed) when me and the other guest noticed sudden arrival of several guys in uniform - penny dropped it was the old bill!

Questions followed and they radioed our names checking for any record....15 mins of acute worry of what was to follow before they told us we could leave. Got out pdq but later heard the girls got deported.

Johnny124

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Happened a few times - given the address turns out to he across the road and you gotta try not look to shady on the phone.   :dash:

Johnny124

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Had just arrived at a london sex party few years back and was preparing to start (fortunately still clothed) when me and the other guest noticed sudden arrival of several guys in uniform - penny dropped it was the old bill!

Questions followed and they radioed our names checking for any record....15 mins of acute worry of what was to follow before they told us we could leave. Got out pdq but later heard the girls got deported.
              fuck!!! Would have shit myself. Reason i dont go to brothels

Offline lewisjones23

Got stuck in the lift leaving a booking

Had to force the doors open

Stairs every time now

Johnny124

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Saw this Milf according to the profile (10 years ago she could have been one)  shit blowjob she then jumps on top rides me for about 30 secs i then put my hands on her arse/thigh (gentlty nothing hard) she then proceeds to shout at me "DONT RUSH ME!" Jumps off my end and dissappears lost my wood so thought fuck it got dressed she comes back 5 mins later i ask for my 50 quid back, threatens to call the police! So i just left (not worth it) Went downstairs sparked a fag at the bottom and ashed it out on her nice white coat old hag

Offline nike

Last week, got to a wgs apartment block; get in the lift press for third floor, lift arrives at third floor and what follows is loud grinding and screeching noises and the door remains closed. I shit myself, pressed for ground and thankfully it worked and I legged it up the stairs. 

Offline nike

In Early 80s picked up a street girl in Edinburgh, she took me to her flat and boyfriend comes out, threatens me with knife and robbed me. I went straight to police station, pre mobile phone days, and reported it. They took me back to apartment but no one answered door. A few months later got contacted by the fiscals office, they got prosecuted. Apparently I was not the only one, another three guys had reported the same thing. Fuck knows how many just didn't report it. The guy got a prison sentence and the girl got a suspended prison sentence.

Sureshot

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Coventry street scene, i'm doing a bird standing up with her back against the wall.  Mid stroke she calls something out and i look over my shoulder and 3 plod are approaching.  Caught right in the act i quickly pull my trousers up, still wearing the jonny while they read me the riot act and i'm trying to deny everything.  "No officer, i didnt pay her, i was just chatting her up and thought i got lucky"!!!

Another street girl was all sweet until we parked and then literally flipped and went full psycho on me, i had to give her the money then drop her off at the chip shop....the fucking chip shop :lol:

Each time i hear someone moan about how shit AW is, i remind myself of "the good old days"

vw

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Each time i hear someone moan about how shit AW is, i remind myself of "the good old days"

Me to, I miss the good old days in a way, certainly many more talking points, done Liverpool, Manchester and Cheltenham street scene in my time.

Offline smartieshouse

I served my punting "apprenticeship" seeing girls in the Bradford RLD so i agree the old days were far more challenging than AW could ever be!!

I did enjoy it though!:-)

vw

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Me to, I miss the good old days in a way, certainly many more talking points, done Liverpool, Manchester and Cheltenham street scene in my time.

Must have had over 50 pints in the alleys and bushes in this areal shot, progressed to paying an extra £10 to go inside many of these houses, even had tea with one street hookers nan one day !

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Offline myothernameis

In my days of look for pro's on the street, hadn't decided on what I wanted, do I go to one of the Glasgow massage parlours or walk the red light area, in Glasgow, located at the old Anderson bus station......no longer there

So I walked the streets looking for a girl, when this guy came up to me, asking me the time, and if I had a light, so he could smoke; now the guy had a pitbull with him

Started telling me he knows what I'm up to, and by the description of someone who got his 15 year old sister pregnant, I look like this guy, he now tells me, don't run, or I will set the dog on you

Tells me we can go to the police, but I will be the one in trouble, as I would be arrested as a  paedophile; then he gets to the point, asks to see how much money I have, at most £50, he takes £40 and tells me I should now head home

Unknown to him, I always carry 2 wallets; one hidden which had £300, the other £50

Offline myothernameis

Walking round the Glasgow rld, have been told by other pro's, there are some 14/15 yr old girls working some of the lanes, pimped out by there boy friends

vw

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Unknown to him, I always carry 2 wallets; one hidden which had £300, the other £50

Nice one, I used to spread cash evenly in many pockets in case and never a bank card or anything in the main wallet.  Sometimes best option is to cut your losses !

Offline smartieshouse

I just carried the exact about required to get drained - which was £15 at the time.

Offline wirralpunter

In my early days of punting before I was online I phoned an escort from the local newspaper, she sounded great and her description of herself got me really horny. When she turned up at my place I froze, she was a big fat woman in her 50's. I should have sent her packing but was too inexperienced and nervous and reluctantly went through with it. Around the same time I was also stung by an ad from the Daily Sport and turned up to a house expecting a hotty only to see a disgusting streetgirl, I gave her the money had a suck and left. Back then I was young and foolish, if this happened now I would walk.

Thank heavens for adultwork and sites like this so I can check a girl out before meeting her!

Offline Blackpool Rock

Nice one, I used to spread cash evenly in many pockets in case and never a bank card or anything in the main wallet.  Sometimes best option is to cut your losses !
If it's a trusted parlour or girl i've seen before then I don't have any worries about cash in my wallet but if it's a new girl then I put the right money in 1 pocket plus any other money in case of extras etc in another pocket, I never take any bank cards or ID to a new punt.
Like you say it's about cutting your losses in the event of being robbed

richie

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I read that. I've had a couple of occasions when the girl has wanted to meet me outside to collect the fee. I mean who are you trying to kid. Amazing what some will try. I even had one in Banbury try to persuade me to leave payment under a wheelie bin once. Do guys really fall for stuff like that?

I had an attempted punt in Banbury too a few years back that sounded a bit like your wheelie bin incident only they fucked up their own scam  :lol:

Good coms with the girl who gave me the address to go to etc but then when I text to say I had arrived she asked me where the money was. Apparently I should have delivered it to a different flat on the other side of town. When I said I'd just pay her cash at her place the coms went silent.

Dumb hooker/pimp basically got the order of their own messages mixed up and failed to ask for the cash to be delivered... Such a rookie error  :sarcastic:

Biscuitman

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Being tied up by a pissed-off pimp in Kazakhstan and kidnapped/held overnight. No joke, and I've tried to forget most of it!
No way! You can't be serious.

Peterpack

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mine's pretty tame, had an escort agency visit me at my house and she was obviously high on drugs. She kept going on about how she hated the job etc. I rang the agency and got her to leave and got credit for another booking.


Offline TomTank

Must have had over 50 pints in the alleys and bushes in this areal shot, progressed to paying an extra £10 to go inside many of these houses, even had tea with one street hookers nan one day !

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so where is the photo? Looks most likely to be Cheltenham out of the 3

Offline jambogaz

Worst moment (& luckiest also!) for me.

Years ago, I was seeing a girl (now my wife!) and I was also occasionally using Edinburgh's parlours, and extremely occasionally I tried the RLD down by Coburg(?) Street in Edinburgh, before they were moved to Leith proper.

Anyhoo, I had struck up a bit of a rapport with a street girl, she was a bit different to most of them, tall, dark haired Glaswegian, great body & didn't seem to be off her face on drugs.  Claimed to be an ex girlfriend of the Glasgow gangster Paul Ferris. We got on really well, and I saw her a few times, always a good time.  The last time I met her, we did the business in the car as per normal, protected of course.  I drove home thinking nothing more of it.  Wasn't until a week or 2 later that I was with my OH in the car, and she catches a sneezing fit, asks if I have any tissues.  She rummages the glovebox & finds one just as I find one in my door pocket.  I pulled my one out, but she says no problem as she was ok.  Stuffed it back into the door pocket for now, cleaned it out a while later only to find the johnny I used in Edinburgh wrapped in the tissue, full of man-fat, now that would have taken some explaining!!! One helluva lucky escape!  Never did go back to the RLD after that.



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so where is the photo? Looks most likely to be Cheltenham out of the 3
St Brides Church Liverpool !

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