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Author Topic: whats your most shadyest or worst moment punting ?  (Read 10209 times)

Mine was when the escort's husband came back and she said he didn't have a clue about her escorting. We heard him pull into the drive and start talking to a neighbour. This gave me enough time to throw my clothes on and she put her dressing gown on. Condoms, wipes etc were shoved in a drawer and we quick marched it downstairs. He came into the house at this point and looked very suprised to see me but luckily I had my work uniform on (I'm a plumber) so I left telling the escort to let me know if she had anymore problems with her kitchen tap.
I've never felt so shit scared in my life and I could see the escort was literally trembling. I mean who escorts without their husband knowing. Surely that's extremely risky business! Not sure what happened to the stupid bint but her profile was removed the following day so he must have cottoned on or found some evidence that I wasn't just there to fix the kitchen tap!

" I mean who escorts without their husband knowing. Surely that's extremely risky business!"

Is that so different from us, I mean who punts with his wife knowing? We take risks all the time.

I remember many years ago on holiday my wife coming into a room where I was on my computer and she saw 'Field Reports' (which is what the other site called them) as the heading and reprimanded me, thinking I was doing work while on holiday. Lucky escape.
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Offline The man1

Hello everyone. I have been lurking here for a while and decided to make an account. Thought I would share some of my experiences from my brief and generally disastrous  punting career.

I was on holiday in Estonia a few weeks ago and picked up a girl from a strip club who was also escorting. I paid her for one hour and a bouncer drove us to our apartment. I wasn't until we were right at the front door that I realised that my mates had both sets of keys. So then it was a case of frantically trying to get in touch with my mates as my hour was ticking away. After about 20minutes with no answer I accepted that it was a no go. I did ask whether we could just do it in the bushes but she wasn't up for it lol. And no refund because "you pay for my time only" 150 euro il never see again.

The next night I booked a girl off a local website for an outcall. She arrived at the front door looking amazing. She asked for the money up front and said she was just going to give it to her driver. She the proceeded to jump in the car and speed off.

I know, what a noob. I'm 270 euro lighter and a bit wiser now lol.

Offline Jellaby

Had just arrived at a london sex party few years back and was preparing to start (fortunately still clothed) when me and the other guest noticed sudden arrival of several guys in uniform - penny dropped it was the old bill!

Questions followed and they radioed our names checking for any record....15 mins of acute worry of what was to follow before they told us we could leave. Got out pdq but later heard the girls got deported.

Offline Johnny124

Happened a few times - given the address turns out to he across the road and you gotta try not look to shady on the phone.   :dash:
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline Johnny124

Had just arrived at a london sex party few years back and was preparing to start (fortunately still clothed) when me and the other guest noticed sudden arrival of several guys in uniform - penny dropped it was the old bill!

Questions followed and they radioed our names checking for any record....15 mins of acute worry of what was to follow before they told us we could leave. Got out pdq but later heard the girls got deported.
              fuck!!! Would have shit myself. Reason i dont go to brothels
Banning reason: Undesirable

Got stuck in the lift leaving a booking

Had to force the doors open

Stairs every time now

Offline Johnny124

Saw this Milf according to the profile (10 years ago she could have been one)  shit blowjob she then jumps on top rides me for about 30 secs i then put my hands on her arse/thigh (gentlty nothing hard) she then proceeds to shout at me "DONT RUSH ME!" Jumps off my end and dissappears lost my wood so thought fuck it got dressed she comes back 5 mins later i ask for my 50 quid back, threatens to call the police! So i just left (not worth it) Went downstairs sparked a fag at the bottom and ashed it out on her nice white coat old hag
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline nike

Last week, got to a wgs apartment block; get in the lift press for third floor, lift arrives at third floor and what follows is loud grinding and screeching noises and the door remains closed. I shit myself, pressed for ground and thankfully it worked and I legged it up the stairs. 

Offline nike

In Early 80s picked up a street girl in Edinburgh, she took me to her flat and boyfriend comes out, threatens me with knife and robbed me. I went straight to police station, pre mobile phone days, and reported it. They took me back to apartment but no one answered door. A few months later got contacted by the fiscals office, they got prosecuted. Apparently I was not the only one, another three guys had reported the same thing. Fuck knows how many just didn't report it. The guy got a prison sentence and the girl got a suspended prison sentence.

Offline hexohm

Coventry street scene, i'm doing a bird standing up with her back against the wall.  Mid stroke she calls something out and i look over my shoulder and 3 plod are approaching.  Caught right in the act i quickly pull my trousers up, still wearing the jonny while they read me the riot act and i'm trying to deny everything.  "No officer, i didnt pay her, i was just chatting her up and thought i got lucky"!!!

Another street girl was all sweet until we parked and then literally flipped and went full psycho on me, i had to give her the money then drop her off at the chip shop....the fucking chip shop :lol:

Each time i hear someone moan about how shit AW is, i remind myself of "the good old days"

Each time i hear someone moan about how shit AW is, i remind myself of "the good old days"

Me to, I miss the good old days in a way, certainly many more talking points, done Liverpool, Manchester and Cheltenham street scene in my time.

I served my punting "apprenticeship" seeing girls in the Bradford RLD so i agree the old days were far more challenging than AW could ever be!!

I did enjoy it though!:-)

Me to, I miss the good old days in a way, certainly many more talking points, done Liverpool, Manchester and Cheltenham street scene in my time.

Must have had over 50 pints in the alleys and bushes in this areal shot, progressed to paying an extra £10 to go inside many of these houses, even had tea with one street hookers nan one day !


In my days of look for pro's on the street, hadn't decided on what I wanted, do I go to one of the Glasgow massage parlours or walk the red light area, in Glasgow, located at the old Anderson bus station......no longer there

So I walked the streets looking for a girl, when this guy came up to me, asking me the time, and if I had a light, so he could smoke; now the guy had a pitbull with him

Started telling me he knows what I'm up to, and by the description of someone who got his 15 year old sister pregnant, I look like this guy, he now tells me, don't run, or I will set the dog on you

Tells me we can go to the police, but I will be the one in trouble, as I would be arrested as a  paedophile; then he gets to the point, asks to see how much money I have, at most £50, he takes £40 and tells me I should now head home

Unknown to him, I always carry 2 wallets; one hidden which had £300, the other £50

Walking round the Glasgow rld, have been told by other pro's, there are some 14/15 yr old girls working some of the lanes, pimped out by there boy friends

Unknown to him, I always carry 2 wallets; one hidden which had £300, the other £50

Nice one, I used to spread cash evenly in many pockets in case and never a bank card or anything in the main wallet.  Sometimes best option is to cut your losses !

I just carried the exact about required to get drained - which was £15 at the time.

In my early days of punting before I was online I phoned an escort from the local newspaper, she sounded great and her description of herself got me really horny. When she turned up at my place I froze, she was a big fat woman in her 50's. I should have sent her packing but was too inexperienced and nervous and reluctantly went through with it. Around the same time I was also stung by an ad from the Daily Sport and turned up to a house expecting a hotty only to see a disgusting streetgirl, I gave her the money had a suck and left. Back then I was young and foolish, if this happened now I would walk.

Thank heavens for adultwork and sites like this so I can check a girl out before meeting her!

Nice one, I used to spread cash evenly in many pockets in case and never a bank card or anything in the main wallet.  Sometimes best option is to cut your losses !
If it's a trusted parlour or girl i've seen before then I don't have any worries about cash in my wallet but if it's a new girl then I put the right money in 1 pocket plus any other money in case of extras etc in another pocket, I never take any bank cards or ID to a new punt.
Like you say it's about cutting your losses in the event of being robbed

Offline richie

I read that. I've had a couple of occasions when the girl has wanted to meet me outside to collect the fee. I mean who are you trying to kid. Amazing what some will try. I even had one in Banbury try to persuade me to leave payment under a wheelie bin once. Do guys really fall for stuff like that?

I had an attempted punt in Banbury too a few years back that sounded a bit like your wheelie bin incident only they fucked up their own scam  :lol:

Good coms with the girl who gave me the address to go to etc but then when I text to say I had arrived she asked me where the money was. Apparently I should have delivered it to a different flat on the other side of town. When I said I'd just pay her cash at her place the coms went silent.

Dumb hooker/pimp basically got the order of their own messages mixed up and failed to ask for the cash to be delivered... Such a rookie error  :sarcastic:

Offline Biscuitman

Being tied up by a pissed-off pimp in Kazakhstan and kidnapped/held overnight. No joke, and I've tried to forget most of it!
No way! You can't be serious.
Banning reason: Previously banned twat

Offline Peterpack

mine's pretty tame, had an escort agency visit me at my house and she was obviously high on drugs. She kept going on about how she hated the job etc. I rang the agency and got her to leave and got credit for another booking.


Offline TomTank

Must have had over 50 pints in the alleys and bushes in this areal shot, progressed to paying an extra £10 to go inside many of these houses, even had tea with one street hookers nan one day !



so where is the photo? Looks most likely to be Cheltenham out of the 3

Offline jambogaz

Worst moment (& luckiest also!) for me.

Years ago, I was seeing a girl (now my wife!) and I was also occasionally using Edinburgh's parlours, and extremely occasionally I tried the RLD down by Coburg(?) Street in Edinburgh, before they were moved to Leith proper.

Anyhoo, I had struck up a bit of a rapport with a street girl, she was a bit different to most of them, tall, dark haired Glaswegian, great body & didn't seem to be off her face on drugs.  Claimed to be an ex girlfriend of the Glasgow gangster Paul Ferris. We got on really well, and I saw her a few times, always a good time.  The last time I met her, we did the business in the car as per normal, protected of course.  I drove home thinking nothing more of it.  Wasn't until a week or 2 later that I was with my OH in the car, and she catches a sneezing fit, asks if I have any tissues.  She rummages the glovebox & finds one just as I find one in my door pocket.  I pulled my one out, but she says no problem as she was ok.  Stuffed it back into the door pocket for now, cleaned it out a while later only to find the johnny I used in Edinburgh wrapped in the tissue, full of man-fat, now that would have taken some explaining!!! One helluva lucky escape!  Never did go back to the RLD after that.



so where is the photo? Looks most likely to be Cheltenham out of the 3
St Brides Church Liverpool !

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