Jasmin_Massage - Maidstone -
External Link/Members OnlyInitial communications were good, she answered the phone promptly and we arranged a time, address straight-away via text.
Arrived a few minutes before the appointed time at the apartment block, and phoned for her room number. She didn't answer the phone after repeated attempts to call her, so I thought she had flaked, and began to walk back to where I had parked, halfway there, I tried calling her one last time, this time she answered, gave me the room number, and stupidly, back I walked.
Shabby apartment block in central Maidstone - when she opened the door, I could clearly see, as another reviewer noted (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=31462), she no longer looks like the pics on her profile. They must have been taken at good 10 years ago. She's dumpy now and her hair a lot shorter and thinner. Definitely closer to 40 years of age than 30 as stated on her profile. Wouldn't have looked so bad if she could at least fake a smile, instead she had a distant, surly Eastern European demeanour. She wouldn't have looked out of place running cold war era soviet-bloc prison wing.
Even though she had confirmed my booking request for 1 hour for £80, she said she couldn't do a 1 hour appointment because of having lots of regulars (yah really), and said tersely it was £60 for 30 minutes. I really should have walked at this point, but foolishly stayed. Quite frankly she didn't seem bothered if I stayed or not. Ace customer service there.
So, idiot that I am, we agreed on £60 for 30 minutes, plus an extra £10 for prostate massage with a small vibrator. She offered me the option of having it done with her finger, but I declined, in case she had sharp nails.
I got my kit off an laid down on the massage table, she gave me a pleasant enough back and leg massage with some nicely warmed oil, her hands were nice enough and it definitely felt better than a kick in the bollocks. After just a few minutes of this though she got out the vibrator, and put it a little way inside my bum. Wasn't really powerful or deep enough to really get me off, so it could barely be described as prostrate massage, more like ring tickling.
She didn't even offer to take any of her clothes off, not that I particularly wanted her to at this stage really, and asked me to turn over. She put the toy up my bum again, and started working her hands around my lower abdomen and cock which soon had Sargent Sausage ready to go over the top, half expecting a bit of teasing and edging at this point she just made her stroking firmer and urgent until Mount Vesuvius erupted (actually it was more like a little spurt from a small fountain you'd see in a garden centre, but hey). She remained silent throughout, no dirty talking, nor fake compliments about my cock. I think I've had more erotic haircuts from female barbers.
The poison thus drained, she cleaned the oil and jizz off me with a paper towel, and I got off the table to put my skivvies back on, knowing a shower wasn't on offer. I glanced at my watch and it was 5 minutes before time was up, and due to her not answering her phone for ages at the appointed time, we started the session a good 5 minutes late anyway.
All in all, I paid £70 for a fully clothed, 20 minute, very mediocre rub and tug with an unattractive woman.
She definitely needs to up her game or get out of the business altogether. Have a wank instead and spend the money on yourself.
Topic: Jasmin_Massage - Maidstone - waste of money. (Read 2540 times)
