Escorts with 0 englsih

[Anndyy]

So I've been with an escort recently. While she was good (good looking and did everything listed), she spoke absolutely no English. Kept speaking in Portuguese, dirty talk I guess. I didnt mind the prtugese, but I couldnt tell her anything. I guess texts were done by someone else.
Anyways how do you all get around these things? If you can at all.

[Hertsgent]

Sometimes it can be an advantage, once spent a pleasurable 30 mins with a Romanian that spoke not a word of English - didn't even know the word "no" 

[jackdaw]

Call me psychic, but I predict a rapid ban for Stan B.

[Anndyy]

What why? I read the rules

[jackdaw]

What why? I read the rules

Because you..a complete newcomer to the site..immediately start a thread that is potentially damaging to the site. ( I would expect a pissed newt to understand the clear and obvious reasons why punting with women who speak absolutely no English runs a material risk of breaking the law.)

[Anndyy]

So you've never run into this then? I would expect most people have, you are making it sound like something else. Anyways a lot of girls have weak English , and it can sometimes gets in the way of a good experience.

[olliolli]

You couldn't even spell English in the topic title... 

[Sonny Crockett]

Impossible to punt with a lady that doesn't speak English.

[Roth]

Because you..a complete newcomer to the site..immediately start a thread that is potentially damaging to the site. ( I would expect a pissed newt to understand the clear and obvious reasons why punting with women who speak absolutely no English runs a material risk of breaking the law.)

Mind you if Sergei or a maid is doing the texting your never gonna know until you turn up and hand over the readies by which time your pretty much committed.

[Jimmyredcab]

Impossible to punt with a lady that doesn't speak English.

I have, in Thailand, it was a nightmare, never again.

[vw]

So I've been with an escort recently. While she was good (good looking and did everything listed), she spoke absolutely no English. Kept speaking in Portuguese, dirty talk I guess. I didnt mind the prtugese, but I couldnt tell her anything. I guess texts were done by someone else.
Anyways how do you all get around these things? If you can at all.

A first review of the girl in question would be nice so the punters who don't speak Portuguese are aware.

Welcome anyway.

[FCB]

A first review of the girl in question would be nice so the punters who don't speak Portuguese are aware.

Welcome anyway.

Yes obrigado
Nothing worse than having to use my mobile google translate during a punt.

[Marmalade]

So I've been with an escort recently.
dooobedoobedo...
Anyways how do you all get around these things? If you can at all.

Easy. Just post a fucking link. The one to your -- I mean her -- profile page...! I know you wanted to build up to it, and give her a mention once the suspense was 'unbearable'; but the boredom is killing. 

[Marmalade]

It's not so bad if there's a mamasan or some equivalent old cunt as a go-between. For instance, in LSS brothel they often have EE girls that are still practicing "hello". But you pays your entrance, get sucked and fuck, pay the bill, fuck off. Simple. Even without a mamasan I've never had a problem without when punting abroad. German Eros centres or big Brazilain brothels, all you need to have and know is the right change and a condom. When you get home, I bet your dog doesn't talk English either, but probably you still witter away in nice soothing tones and the mesage gets across.

For UK Indies, I just smile a lot and have the right change. If she can fuck well, not much difference to a civvy when you are so pissed you can't remember whatever crap she was wittering about at the beginning of the sentence but you smile and nod and go 'hmmmmm... yeaaaah' understandingly as you eyeball her and slide her knickers off.
 

[Rod trotter]

Call me psychic, but I predict a rapid ban for Stan B.

Struggling to see why? Its a fair question

[Anndyy]

Easy. Just post a fucking link. The one to your -- I mean her -- profile page...! I know you wanted to build up to it, and give her a mention once the suspense was 'unbearable'; but the boredom is killing. 

Whatever man. It seems a lot of new accounts get accused of this here.
But anyways didnt review, since there are already reviews here on her and i had nothing to add. Looks like her on the profile and does what she said on the profile.
This girl: External Link/Members Only

But yeah will post review for next one I visit. Saw her a couple of weeks ago.

[vw]

Whatever man. It seems a lot of new accounts get accused of this here.
But anyways didnt review, since there are already reviews here on her and i had nothing to add. Looks like her on the profile and does what she said on the profile.
This girl: External Link/Members Only

But yeah will post review for next one I visit. Saw her a couple of weeks ago.

Cheers Stan !

Thanks for letting us know !

[Marmalade]

Whatever man. It seems a lot of new accounts get accused of this here.

Some just need a nudge! 

But anyways didnt review, since there are already reviews here on her and i had nothing to add. Looks like her on the profile and does what she said on the profile. This girl: External Link/Members Only But yeah will post review for next one I visit. Saw her a couple of weeks ago.

Well cheers mate and welcome to the forum. 

She look svery doable; but from what I can gather she works out in the sticks, outskirts of Edinburgh. Was it a bit of a bugger to get to or what?
And back to your OP, how did you find her lack of English? Was it a pain in the arse or just a bit weird or something?

[Roth]

Very fucking tasty.

How do you say to her Please can you tour Bristol soon. in Portugeese then?

[nigel4498]

Impossible to punt with a lady that doesn't speak English.

One of the fun punts I ever had was with a Chinese girl and we couldn't speak a word of each other's language, we laughed so much it was brilliant.

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Impossible to punt with a lady that doesn't speak English.

This. How can you make a judgment about whether she is being coerced / trafficked if you can't communicate with her? I'd walk straight out.

[shagbambi]

Has a certain animal charm to it.

[vw]

This. How can you make a judgment about whether she is being coerced / trafficked if you can't communicate with her? I'd walk straight out.

Well things like this

One of the fun punts I ever had was with a Chinese girl and we couldn't speak a word of each other's language, we laughed so much it was brilliant.

Not all communication is verbal.

[nigel4498]

This. How can you make a judgment about whether she is being coerced / trafficked if you can't communicate with her? I'd walk straight out.

Their general attitude and demeanour and lack of enthusiasm would give you a clue whether or not they were coerced or trafficked.
A girl been brilliantly funny, giggly and smiling throughout and obviously enjoying herself speaks volumes.
As VW said, not all communication is verbal.

[Roth]

Their general attitude and demeanour and lack of enthusiasm would give you a clue whether or not they were coerced or trafficked.
A girl been brilliantly funny, giggly and smiling throughout and obviously enjoying herself speaks volumes.
As VW said, not all communication is verbal.

Spot on.    Hardly going to be in fits of giggles if she's coerced is she. 

[SamLP]

Impossible to punt with a lady that doesn't speak English.

Disagree. Had several good punts with girls who can't speak English. No need to chat, just physical action. Eye contact, smiling & body language can be enough. Most know the basics: blowjob, wanna fuck, condom etc..

One girl I saw tried to use google translate to ask a question and understand my answer post punt. Made me laugh on the way out when she said hello instead of bye. Another girl I've seen a few times has practically zero English but we have lots of fun. Her only words during the punt are "bad boy" said in a sexy accent with a twinkle in her eye.

[Roth]

Disagree. Had several good punts with girls who can't speak English. No need to chat, just physical action. Eye contact, smiling & body language can be enough. Most know the basics: blowjob, wanna fuck, condom etc..

One girl I saw tried to use google translate to ask a question and understand my answer post punt. Made me laugh on the way out when she said hello instead of bye. Another girl I've seen a few times has practically zero English but we have lots of fun. Her only words during the punt are "bad boy" said in a sexy accent with a twinkle in her eye.

Sex has its own language which is international.  
Who needs fucking words. 

[vw]

Who needs fucking words. 

Not me King Roth, some prossies talk to much, a smile and a glance is valid international communication and fingers were made for pointing.

Words are essential for fluffy fuckers who go for the relationship and the personal connection and to show of their superior etiquette, that's who needs words.

[Roth]

Not me King Roth, some prossies talk to much, a smile and a glance is valid international communication and fingers were made for pointing.

And fingering. 

Words are essential for fluffy fuckers who go for the relationship and the personal connection and to show of their superior etiquette, that's who needs words.

Fluffy cunts need words so they can spout bollocks such as My wife fucking hates me and doesn't put out anymore so please will you be my bestest paid girlfriend. Pretty Pleeease. Mwah!. 

[Nagilum]

Spot on.    Hardly going to be in fits of giggles if she's coerced is she. 

Careful, some are just bad service providers and act like this anyway.  Review, review and review.

[Nagilum]

I have punted with girls who speak no English, its not as bad as one may think.  I do not prefer it, but it does take the edge of trying to spark a good conversation with them, if you are shy etc.

[Anndyy]

She look svery doable; but from what I can gather she works out in the sticks, outskirts of Edinburgh. Was it a bit of a bugger to get to or what?
And back to your OP, how did you find her lack of English? Was it a pain in the arse or just a bit weird or something?

No, I walked from Haymarket (under 30 mins).
To answer your question, her lack of english was not an issue at all. She seemed enthusiastic and did everything without me asking. Leaves you with nothing to do before round 2 though, the time where a chat might be useful.
I'd say in this case no english is better than bad enlish, but usually it does have potential to ruin the experience. I do not see myself using google translate or anything like that. Too awkward, takes time too.

[Marmalade]

No, I walked from Haymarket (under 30 mins).
To answer your question, her lack of english was not an issue at all. She seemed enthusiastic and did everything without me asking. Leaves you with nothing to do before round 2 though, the time where a chat might be useful.
I'd say in this case no english is better than bad enlish, but usually it does have potential to ruin the experience. I do not see myself using google translate or anything like that. Too awkward, takes time too.

You are highlighting points where a review would be most helpful. I don't know that I'd walk 30 minutes, but as a local I'm sure I'd find a bus that would hopefully get me in the vicinity. I usually do thirty minute punts so only ocasionally include a round two in that. But as far as, say, Blackhall, is unreasonable effort for me in my current books.

[tonysoprano]

I don't care if they can't speak English as long as they fuck like total sluts. I'm not there for conversation.

[Roth]

I don't care if they can't speak English as long as they fuck like total sluts. I'm not there for conversation.

+1.

[bbwhuntinglondon]

Sometimes it can be an advantage, once spent a pleasurable 30 mins with a Romanian that spoke not a word of English - didn't even know the word "no" 

crossing doggy territory there

[Hertsgent]

crossing doggy territory there

As has been said by others earlier in the thread, there was no extra risk - she was happy, cheerful, and interactive throughout. If someone can tell me the tell tale signs of trafficking then I'm all ears, but im not sure English language proficiency is one of them (but happy to be corrected)?

[SamLP]

You are highlighting points where a review would be most helpful. I don't know that I'd walk 30 minutes, but as a local I'm sure I'd find a bus that would hopefully get me in the vicinity. I usually do thirty minute punts so only ocasionally include a round two in that. But as far as, say, Blackhall, is unreasonable effort for me in my current books.

I usually do 30 minute punts too, but if I were staying longer and the girl didn't speak English I would spend the time between rounds with more FK or ask her for a massage before I'm ready again for round 2.

[RedKettle]

I do get annoyed with girls who talk too much (not just WG, sometimes I wish the OH did not speak English) but I must admit that when the WG has poor English I do find it off putting.  Probably I have got into a rut asking for things at certain moments etc etc.  Next time in this situation I will try and relax and just roll with it.

[yorkshire123]

Having punted in some of the seediest brothels the NW has to offer I have come across the odd non English speaker, until it comes to the price of extras that is?

I've never really had a problem communicating as far as what I required but you could always take the picture below along with you 


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Seriously though due to the recent revelations about trafficking as & when or if I start punting again I seriously doubt I will go down that road again even though I've come to realise that it was the seedy side of punting I enjoyed the most.   

[RedKettle]

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fantastic - wonder if I could get this made into a Xmas card for the OH??  She never understands a straight forward request for sex so pictures might help....