Stupidest thing said to you by a WG

[nike]

After reading the thread on best thing said to you by wg , following a recent punt, I thought it appropriate to start a stupid remarks thread.

In between rounds the wg started to make small talk. First question, "Are u married"? When I replied yes she says " If ur married, why are u here then". I told her that I travel a lot with my work , just to end the conversation. She then asked if I wanted to stay with her for the night. Now I don't know if this was a clever marketing ploy by her or wheather
she is genuinely too stupid to realise that most of her customers are probably married men.

I'm sure u guys will have other examples of stupidity.

[bod666]

Was she touting for an overnight or offering you a freebie sleep over?  Did you take her up on the offer?

I don't mind all the "are you married, what's your job, etc" questions. Probably the most stupid question I was ever asked was "why you not cum yet?" From a Romanian skank after 5 mins of shagging...

[MrMatrix]

I was asked whats my wifes name.................WTF

[Anndyy]

Why are you not hard yet? (Because she was awful )

[webpunter]

"have you come yet?"  when getting a HJ   WTF !
Think it was a ploy to get me to leave.  I was pissed & she had to keep changing hands.  And i had to take over for a while too 

[nigel4498]

Are you in yet?

[webpunter]

Are you in yet?

Bet ya HP gets this all the time - given the size of some of the big old units he snares 

[Hertsgent]

Are you in yet?

Have you been shagging my Mrs?

[Blackpool Rock]

Do you want oral with or without

[Sonny Crockett]

That she has had her period.

[nike]

Was she touting for an overnight or offering you a freebie sleep over?  Did you take her up on the offer?

I don't mind all the "are you married, what's your job, etc" questions. Probably the most stupid question I was ever asked was "why you not cum yet?" From a Romanian skank after 5 mins of shagging...

I didn't enquire as an overnight would not have been possible for me.
It wasn't the are u married bit but the why ru here that pissed me off.

[nike]

That she has had her period.

I had that quite recently but she gave me a BJ and  let me shag her arse, I was happy with that.

[tazz]

One recently asked me if i wank every day, maybe she forgot im a client and given it was a first meet not really a question she should be asking.

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

“You’ve got 10 minutes babes, do you want to get a shower?” - when she'd turned up to her incall location 30 minutes late.

[Sonny Crockett]

“You’ve got 10 minutes babes, do you want to get a shower?” - when she'd turned up to her incall location 30 minutes late.

What a bloody BITCH!!!

[nike]

When I asked her to gobble me some more, with 15 minutes still left, can we leave it till next time. Let me see errr NO.

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

What a bloody BITCH!!!

Yep, it didn't go down well, asked for money back, she told me to take it up with the agency as she had another booking, the agency would have none of it. Now indie on AW, External Link/Members Only Avoid.

[Sonny Crockett]

Yep, it didn't go down well, asked for money back, she told me to take it up with the agency as she had another booking, the agency would have none of it. Now indie on AW, External Link/Members Only Avoid.

What a rip off. Sorry to hear about your experience.

Those Agency Girls are the worst of a kind!!!

[Jamboney]

When asked if I'm married or have a girlfriend and say "err neither actually I'm single" I always get the same response, almost word for word "Ohhhhh I can't believe you are single! You're so handsome and funny any woman would be lucky to have you!" There's only so many times you can hear that before it really starts to grind your gears

[MrMatrix]

Yep, it didn't go down well, asked for money back, she told me to take it up with the agency as she had another booking, the agency would have none of it. Now indie on AW, External Link/Members Only Avoid.

O my this is Olivia Rose £250 ph, She's off my hots list now. Looks seriously gorgeous. You sure its her?

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Yep she was £350 for two hours a year ago and I still felt ripped off.

[Roth]

Yep, it didn't go down well, asked for money back, she told me to take it up with the agency as she had another booking, the agency would have none of it. Now indie on AW, External Link/Members Only Avoid.

Shit of her and the agency.  That's worth posting a Negative review.

[Marmalade]

Probably "ooooh" "ahhhh" followed by "do you like it with noises or without?"

(London Street Sauna, some time last year)

 






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[tommy1970]

Yep, it didn't go down well, asked for money back, she told me to take it up with the agency as she had another booking, the agency would have none of it. Now indie on AW, External Link/Members Only Avoid.

I've seen her and she is fit and pretty. However in the sack I've seen more life in a dodo. I actually found myself bored when I saw her - crap in sack and she loves talking about herself. Seriously you are better of going on pornhub.

[Roth]

I've seen her and she is fit and pretty. However in the sack I've seen more life in a dodo. I actually found myself bored when I saw her - crap in sack and she loves talking about herself. Seriously you are better of going on pornhub.

Or down the boozer. 

[tarkus]

Or down the boozer. 

They let you wank in your boozer? 

[5th Musketeer]

I was asked whats my wifes name.................WTF

Was that before you got physical, or AFTER you had yelled it out in ecstasy as you came? 

[Roth]

They let you wank in your boozer? 

Never wanked myself but I have been given a hand job under the table in one boozer but that was a long long time ago. 

[tazz]

When asked if I'm married or have a girlfriend and say "err neither actually I'm single" I always get the same response, almost word for word "Ohhhhh I can't believe you are single! You're so handsome and funny any woman would be lucky to have you!" There's only so many times you can hear that before it really starts to grind your gears

Why not ask her if she wants to be your girlfriend, then at least you dont have to pay her.

[vt]

When they ask me if I'm married or have a GF, I always counter with 'Why...do you want to be my GF?? Then I wouldn't have to pay!' That usually gets a smile and a change in topic of conversation! 

[gamelghari]

Sitting in a Bangkok bar with my hand down bar girls panties and she asks, 'You got girlfriend in Bangkok?' I sadly said 'No' and spent the rest of my time there avoiding her. She thought my initials were ATM and my name W Allet.

[Poopster]

"Do you want me to rim you?"

[nike]

Sitting in a Bangkok bar with my hand down bar girls panties and she asks, 'You got girlfriend in Bangkok?' I sadly said 'No' and spent the rest of my time there avoiding her. She thought my initials were ATM and my name W Allet.

 

[tonysoprano]

A lot of WG's have asked me if i'm married. I always think If I was I certainly wouldn't tell you...

[MrMatrix]

I have recently started saying that i'm separated and got no kids. Seems to hold the conversation. However the girl I saw several times this year , well I slipped up on 2nd visit and said I was married. She picked up on this straight away. Some of them ask some seriously intrusive questions, especially a regular WG. 

[Marmalade]

I have recently started saying that i'm separated and got no kids. Seems to hold the conversation. However the girl I saw several times this year , well I slipped up on 2nd visit and said I was married. She picked up on this straight away. Some of them ask some seriously intrusive questions, especially a regular WG. 

It's a bugger but some of them make wee notes on their phones or laptops against your phone number or email. Others just have memories like elephants – especially for bits of shit rather than what movie you said you saw.

I think either a) have an easy-to-remember persona and stick to it or b) when they start getting personal, instead of answering, just start asking them some personal questions and that will usually shuts her up.

[rubric]

Stupidest question in my opinion - given the business they are in - on being told I wanted an hour, the maid got a quizzical expression on her face and asked "What are you going to do for an hour then?"

Should have answer "Roger her mercilessly".

[dave_59]

On an outcall to hotel... Oh, no condoms ive forgotten them.
Its ok dutchess ive some here.