Sorry lads, I don't come in here often enough.
I stayed in and watched orange is the new black instead of using my slash for gash plan.
I have developed a new strategy of a monthly fake shift at work.
Richie, I have used the fake phone call to many times, always thinking 'surely she can't really think I'm talking to someone'.
And Raylondoner, good point. Mum s net may be monitoring. Bastards!