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GeraltofRivia

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Alright, I was politely asked to do a review on Keeley based on some other threads which I felt had been a touch harsh. so here goes:

I've seen Keeley 4 times, the longest was for an hour and the shortest was for 15 mins.
All of which have been in Heathrow hotels (so I'm not able to comment on the now infamous toilet in her Southampton flat). I don't know if she does it on purpose but she tends to pick hotels that don't charge for parking if you stay for under 30 mins (challenge accepted).

she is very very big - id guess around size 30. She has small breasts for a woman her size but there's so much of everything else that I really didn't mind, belly and arse are pretty amazing and I've not found a comparable girl of a similar age on Adultwork. She's not shy about posting photos on her AW and Twitter accounts so there's not any nasty surprises when she opens the door.

She is always well dressed and wears a lot of make up (again, I'm absolutely fine with that but may not be everyone's cup of tea) and on all the occasions that I've seen her she has smelt good,  I read some reviews stating otherwise so perhaps it depends on when you visit.
I generally don't go down on WGs due to a bad smell experience I had once (I'm looking at you, Shanice Richards) but i have gone down on her a couple of times.

On all occasions she has provided a solid GFE with lots of kissing and touching. She undressed me every time which is a nice touch (I hate being told to strip). Sex was pretty good, tried several different positions and they were all lots of fun and I finished on her face with no objections.

The downside is this: she is just not that friendly. The first time I saw her we texted back and forth quite a lot the few days prior and she seemed really chatty and bubbly but in person she was quite quiet and a little awkward.
I didn't get the impression she was being rude or didn't want to see me but just that she is maybe not the most sociable person in the world. I didn't mind this too much because I didn't go there to talk but it sure does help the overall experience if the girl is a good conversationalist.

For that reason I would recommend booking her for shorter appts so you don't have to talk about the weather whilst you're reloading.

All in all a very worthwhile experience for SSBBW lovers but if this is something you're just dipping your toes into I really wouldn't start with her because she is genuinely massive (try bbw honey rox - she's not quite as big and is infinitely friendlier).

vw

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Good first review and objective even though positive  :drinks: , obvious different perspective than their other reviewers but each to their own.

Not one for me but glad you enjoyed

Flemington

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It's blatantly obvious that keeley has asked you to come on here and post a positive review for her in exchange for a free punt, she's in Heathrow on Thursday ffs  :angry: Your review doesn't even read like a positive it's like a neutral stop being a white knight and stabbing fellow punters in the back just so you can get some freebie's before Christmas  :thumbsdown:

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It's blatantly obvious that keeley has asked you to come on here and post a positive review for her in exchange for a free punt, she's in Heathrow on Thursday ffs  :angry: Your review doesn't even read like a positive it's like a neutral stop being a white knight and stabbing fellow punters in the back just so you can get some freebie's before Christmas  :thumbsdown:
It was actually another UKpunting member (virtualwaster I believe) who kindly asked him to write a review as you can see at the posts on another review thread and I'm glad he did. She's been on my HL for a while, as said in this review there ain't many WG of her size on their 20s she doesn't have much competition on her "niche" market and despite her poor reviews chances are I'll end up booking her at some point in the future. Then I'll write review telling how good or horrible.....,

vw

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It was actually another UKpunting member (virtualwaster I believe) who kindly asked him to write a review as you can see at the posts on another review thread and I'm glad he did. She's been on my HL for a while, as said in this review there ain't many WG of her size on their 20s she doesn't have much competition on her "niche" market and despite her poor reviews chances are I'll end up booking her at some point in the future. Then I'll write review telling how good or horrible.....,
I did so he wasn't clogging up someone elses review, he had met her so said always best for the forum for a review.

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I did so he wasn't clogging up someone elses review, he had met her so said always best for the forum for a review.
Thank you for asking him, the more reviews and points of view the better for everybody.

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It's blatantly obvious that keeley has asked you to come on here and post a positive review for her in exchange for a free punt, she's in Heathrow on Thursday ffs  :angry: Your review doesn't even read like a positive it's like a neutral stop being a white knight and stabbing fellow punters in the back just so you can get some freebie's before Christmas  :thumbsdown:

Let's not jump to conclusions and decry what seems a fair, genuine review.
As has been stated, it was another forum member, Virtual Waster, who asked him to write it - more reviews we have the merrier, rather than punters just adding to existing threads.

It's entirely possible the OP is just a SSBBW lover, had reasonable punts in his mind, she was fairly clean when he saw her - and didn't use the bathroom!

The is review pretty even-handed, but yes, it would be a neutral for me as well. If she's not sociable with the OP after 4 punts, when will she be?!

vw

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Thank you for asking him, the more reviews and points of view the better for everybody.
Well he is a fan of the extreme I'm not but respect others are, sure OP would enjoyed more that she wasn't so moody.

More reviews the better rather than comments

Flemington

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He joins the forum today, bumps an old review thread knowing full well he will be asked to write his on review (so as not to arouse suspicion by jumping straight on the forum an posting review with first post) writes said review about WG, all this conveniently done a couple of days before she goes on what will most likely be her last tour before Xmas and in a location where he has seen her before and will be nice and handy for him to collect his free punt from????  :thumbsdown:

vw

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He joins the forum today, bumps an old review thread knowing full well he will be asked to write his on review (so as not to arouse suspicion by jumping straight on the forum an posting review with first post) writes said review about WG, all this conveniently done a couple of days before she goes on what will most likely be her last tour before Xmas and in a location where he has seen her before and will be nice and handy for him to collect his free punt from????  :thumbsdown:
Time will tell see who else he reviews in future and contributions, low post reviews are discounted by many, he may become a functional member and do many reviews increasing credibility.

Up to each member to decide or admin if he thinks its white knighting, write to admin if you don't like the content, he will then make an impartial judgement.

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He joins the forum today, bumps an old review thread knowing full well he will be asked to write his on review (so as not to arouse suspicion by jumping straight on the forum an posting review with first post) writes said review about WG, all this conveniently done a couple of days before she goes on what will most likely be her last tour before Xmas and in a location where he has seen her before and will be nice and handy for him to collect his free punt from????  :thumbsdown:
Very good point but he could just be a lurker that noticing there was a review about a WG that he had also seen decided to join to comment about his punt with this particular escort, there's no way to know for sure but in any case your review + previous ones have obviously more weight than this one.

Dick4snowqueens

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Xmas discount for a positive review here - why is she so desperate
« Last Edit: December 15, 2015, 10:58:56 pm by Dick4snowqueens »

cockneybstrd

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lets lighten the mood as its xmas

lets have some Bad Manners and Lip up FATTY

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Flemington

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Time will tell see who else he reviews in future and contributions, low post reviews are discounted by many, he may become a functional member and do many reviews increasing credibility.

Up to each member to decide or admin if he thinks its white knighting, write to admin if you don't like the content, he will then make an impartial judgement.

The biggest give away for me is the fact that he has actually written a neutral review but still posted it as a positive, this review is actually even more neutral than the other neutral review she all ready has! The reason he has done this imo is to try and seem genuine by raising some negative points also but he's gone overboard and written a very neutral review yet still gives it a positive!! He's clearly been asked to come on here by the WG to conduct a damage limitations exercise in exchange for a free punt at Heathrow this week where he usually meets her!

He admits she's got a bad attitude

He admits she's unfriendly

He admits there's an awkward atmosphere

He admits that any longer than 30 mins would be a bad punt

He admits she wears too much make up

He admits her oral is bog standard

He admits he can't comment on her fishy gash as he's never done RO with her

He admits he can't comment on the shit stained toilet

All this and he still posts a positive??? The writing is on the wall he's a white knight and a tout


vw

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The biggest give away for me is the fact that he has actually written a neutral review but still posted it as a positive, this review is actually even more neutral than the other neutral review she all ready has! The reason he has done this imo is to try and seem genuine by raising some negative points also but he's gone overboard and written a very neutral review yet still gives it a positive!! He's clearly been asked to come on here by the WG to conduct a damage limitations exercise in exchange for a free punt at Heathrow this week where he usually meets her!

He admits she's got a bad attitude

He admits she's unfriendly

He admits there's an awkward atmosphere

He admits that any longer than 30 mins would be a bad punt

He admits she wears too much make up

He admits her oral is bog standard

He admits he can't comment on her fishy gash as he's never done RO with her

He admits he can't comment on the shit stained toilet

All this and he still posts a positive??? The writing is on the wall he's a white knight and a tout
You sound like another bitter fucked up over eating rival fat bitch of a prossie.

Your both new, you also sound live a previous banned member maybe admin could check for us !
« Last Edit: December 15, 2015, 11:59:47 pm by vw »

Flemington

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Xmas discount for a positive review here - why is she so desperate

Exactly he's obviously a regular of hers and she has contacted him to come on here an do damage limitations for her in exchange for a free Xmas punt it's so obvious it's laughable  :dash:

Flemington

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You sound like another bitter fucked up over eating rival fat bitch of a prossie.

Your both new, you also sound live a previous banned member maybe admin could check for us !

Nothing to hide here fella it's just so obvious to me what's going on here with this review but I will say no more on the subject  :hi:

vw

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Nothing to hide here fella it's just so obvious to me what's going on here with this review but I will say no more on the subject  :hi:
Report him to admin if you like, your both new both have no credibility and both have bad taste.  Difficult to separate you !

Maybe admin could be bothered

FootieMadJonny

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I love big women, but that's pushing it a little even for me!

James999

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Xmas discount for a positive review here - why is she so desperate

Look at her pictures and you will see  :vomit:


vw

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Leehoward

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I like her pics and she seems nice but then i like huge women. If shes the best on the market because there arent a lot then so be it. I do wanna try her. For me the bigger the better and she seems to be the biggest i can find in a younger women.