As an upstanding and highly accomplished member of the East Mids punting fraternity, with my medal for 10 years hard graft at the flange due next year, I thought it was time to give something back to the UKP community and review some of the ladies I have seen over the years.
I won't bother reviewing ladies who have retired, only those still playing the skin flute. Some ladies I have seen more than once, others only once. If more than once, then I will do a single amalgamated review.
I'm not a fluffy cunt, but I am appreciative of a lady that provides excellent service whilst releiving me of both my cash and cum. Special marks go to those ladies that don't try to dodge a drenching from the single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle (I love giving a nice facial, although popping in the pussy does speak to me at a very primeval level). I subscribe to the view that these ladies expect to be paid handsomely, which is fine, but in return I expect excellent service.
I punt rarely, just a few times a year, and do my research (raising a glass to the community for your assistance in the past), so hope to avoid the flakey providers. Not always been successful on that front, but had more class acts than bum notes.
My tastes range from the classic GFE, to a slightly more "energetic" screwing session. I take the calculated risk of OWO, CIM is nice but not usually a deal breaker, anal on occasion, French kissing a must (it makes my winky feel fizzy Mummy!) and photography is fun but strictly for my own digital wank bank.
I dislike being asked to pay for extras (just set the price you are comfortable with honey, and let's see what happens). I enjoy reverse oral, but only with the ladies that give excellent service, that I find very attractive, if the stars line up accordingly then I understand (from pros and civvies) that I am quite talented in that department.
So, bucket list stuff still to be tried. Two girls (expensive) and water sports (me onto her, ideally into her mouth). Most other things I have tried, including vaginal fisting on her up to the wrist......that was an eye opener whilst losing my punting V plates!
I usually punt in the £100 to £120 an hour area, but have been known to pay more for ladies that the little brain tells me he must meet (£150 for Cindy Fingers in Leicester, long since retired).
Anyway, enough bollox from me, apart from to say thanks for the invaluable info over the years. This is a great resource.
I'll post my reviews on the East Mids review board.