SummaryTilly appears to have a sky-high reputation with reviews across the web (including some reviews already at UKP) and lived up to it by blowing my socks off with a sex session that made me feel like I was some kind of sex god and left my head-spinning.
Details
Incall, Kensington, 90 minutes, £400
N.B. She’s not on Adultwork
She used to be known as Tammy at Maxes Angels (where many of her reviews appear) and is also Tilly at Bijoux but is now an independent – Tilly of London – and it’s easiest to book her direct
External Link/Members OnlyTwo previous UKP reviews
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45539.0https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=47930.0 CommsExcellent, got a phone-call with her and a text with where to meet plus she does a confirmation on the day.
IntroI started punting without a lot of guidance to begin with earlier this year i.e. without UKP and had a few punts that were not outright disappointments but not far off.
I had to return to the drawing board. I wanted the closest thing to a sure thing that I could find (knowing it isn’t possible – that’s why it’s a punt). Tilly’s reviews spanning a number of years including at UKP all suggested she could be it. It became a straight choice between Lia and Tilly. Both are £300 for an hour – more than I’d ever spent but I didn’t care at that point. I wanted to investigate. Tilly’s photos and the repeated use of the word ‘enthusiasm’ in her field reports swung it for me.
VenueHer basement flat isn’t far from Gloucester Road tube. Busy, safe and discreet at the same time. The flat itself is cosy, clean, warm, well-appointed with lots of mirrors, a decent shower and a huge bed.
AppearanceTilly is stunning and just my type with a body a bit like a fair-skinned Victoria Secrets model but with enhanced 34DD breasts. She’s 5’10”, leggy, busty and slim. She’s very pretty with dark wavy hair, works out a lot and is well-defined. I can only compare her to others I’ve met but she’s even better looking than SweetMonique and Emily’s Crème Brulee to give two examples.
The meetI’ve had half a dozen meetings with Tilly by now. They all begin the same. She pounces on me after my shower. Enthusiastic isn’t the word. Sometimes she’s slow, sometimes it’s 100 miles an hour. Sometimes, she’s licked her hand and got it in my boxers while her tongue is in my ear and other times she’s pushed me onto the sofa and she’s deep throating me while smiling and making eye-contact. She’s always watching to see how I react to things and she adjusts accordingly. She loves different positions. So she’s watching herself in the mirror while she rides me or egging me on while holding her heels in the air while I’m on top. She basically loves sex, but more than that she basically makes me feel like she loves sex
with me – like she wants me. It is a surreal experience to have a woman who looks like her devour me like that - like I was the one she always wanted and we have just 90 minutes to live.
What’s on offer? I haven’t asked about anal or CIM but otherwise it’s all there – DFK (really deep), OWO, DT, RO etc.
I have hesitated to write a review for a woman who charges £400 for 90 minutes (my preferred duration) because there have been a few members on UKP who have expressed their view of that as being a bit stupid. I just didn’t want to write a review and then have to defend my punting life. Now I realise I don’t care. It is my money and I’ll spend it how I like and I want to be made to feel like I’m a fucking billionaire playboy or movie star with an unattainable incredible model type, gym bunny woman begging me to push harder with dirty talk in a posh voice before she cleans me up while I lay there being massaged again and think I’m the best.
For me she’s the definition of the fantasy girlfriend – posh, little dog (Yorkie) in the corner, gym every day, Kensington flat, Louboutins, Dolce and Gabbana dresses, sexy lingerie, red wine, very giving, can’t do enough for me.
There’s more. Her energy levels are off the chart. She refuses to let me leave without trying again. She massages well. She’s a good host offering drinks etc. and not a clock watcher. Importantly she’s a great laugh too. Really friendly. Not up herself at all. That’s it. Not going to keep adding to it but if you’ve read this far you get the point.
Positives: makes me feel like a sex god, unattainably hot, genuinely really friendly, never awkward, makes sure I leave feeling happy Neutrals: Can be busy, not always easy to book but happy to offer dates and sometimes free that day if I’m luckyNegatives: the price and the fact that other members on UKP think I’m a moron for paying itOverallI plan to see all the UKP forum darlings – Michelle Independent, Ameera, Dee, Khloe Colindale, Platinum Cindy, Miss KDD, Lia Amelia etc. and Tilly is now the standard by which I judge others.
