So I made the mistake of visiting Alysha - off the back of her website - but should have turned around upon seeing the venue entrance. First hint of things to come right?
Not classy as described in the Web Site - run down more like. A very tired building, external passageway to the flat. Very plain inside. Cleanish, but not something you'd expect from the sell on the site. Shower doors dodgy, a nail or two to hang stuff on behind bathroom door. So that's the venue.
Pretty girl - I'll say that much - looks a lot younger than the site pictures. Nice figure, wonderful arse and fanny - but for the misshapen breasts and huge scars. Reductions she told me. With another planned in the future. So could get worse. I'm very much not a scar person so that was somewhat of a turn off.
Started with a very very basic - almost an afterthought - massage. I could have given myself a better one, so don't expect anything in the massage category.
After 10 minutes - turn over and a kind of tired, let's get this over with slide around. I had to direct for anything to happen and by then I wished I was somewhere else. Still 28 minutes to go. Time doesn't fly when you're not having fun.
Anyway - Covered Oral - and I was invited to go and shower. Bear in mind still 20 minutes to go so I felt a bit short changed on all fronts but at the same time relieved to be getting out of there.
Needless to say, I won't return and all I can take from it is a lesson learned. Note to self... Do more/better research. A good Site with decent pictures and wonderful promises and claims of excellence can and will bite you on the arse.
