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Author Topic: Birmingham Escort Alysha  (Read 1974 times)

Hey friendz,

Does anybody have information about this elegant escort?

http://birminghamescortalysha.co.uk/

Offline Lestat

It is the Romanian escort - cattalaya based in blue apartments, Broadway plaza.

She has been well reviewed on Ukp.

If you want to read the current thread...look at Romanian girls - what do you think.

Banning reason: Previously banned (White Knight)

Offline samsung1

It is the Romanian escort - cattalaya based in blue apartments, Broadway plaza.

She has been well reviewed on Ukp.

If you want to read the current thread...look at Romanian girls - what do you think.

You are talking out your arse. She is a well known total scammer/ time waster.

You are obviously a tout/ pimp for these romanian skanks.  :mad:

Well said samsung1 ... i got the same news regarding her  :cool:

So I made the mistake of visiting Alysha - off the back of her website - but should have turned around upon seeing the venue entrance. First hint of things to come right?
Not classy as described in the Web Site - run down more like. A very tired building, external passageway to the flat. Very plain inside. Cleanish, but not something you'd expect from the sell on the site. Shower doors dodgy, a nail or two to hang stuff on behind bathroom door. So that's the venue.

Pretty girl - I'll say that much - looks a lot younger than the site pictures. Nice figure, wonderful arse and fanny - but for the misshapen breasts and huge scars. Reductions she told me. With another planned in the future. So could get worse. I'm very much not a scar person so that was somewhat of a turn off.
Started with a very very basic - almost an afterthought - massage. I could have given myself a better one, so don't expect anything in the massage category.
After 10 minutes - turn over and a kind of tired, let's get this over with slide around. I had to direct for anything to happen and by then I wished I was somewhere else. Still 28 minutes to go. Time doesn't fly when you're not having fun. 
Anyway - Covered Oral - and I was invited to go and shower. Bear in mind still 20 minutes to go so I felt a bit short changed on all fronts but at the same time relieved to be getting out of there.
Needless to say, I won't return and all I can take from it is a lesson learned. Note to self... Do more/better research. A good Site with decent pictures and wonderful promises and claims of excellence can and will bite you on the arse.


Offline Dellboy

So I made the mistake of visiting Alysha - off the back of her website - but should have turned around upon seeing the venue entrance. First hint of things to come right?
Not classy as described in the Web Site - run down more like. A very tired building, external passageway to the flat. Very plain inside. Cleanish, but not something you'd expect from the sell on the site. Shower doors dodgy, a nail or two to hang stuff on behind bathroom door. So that's the venue.

Pretty girl - I'll say that much - looks a lot younger than the site pictures. Nice figure, wonderful arse and fanny - but for the misshapen breasts and huge scars. Reductions she told me. With another planned in the future. So could get worse. I'm very much not a scar person so that was somewhat of a turn off.
Started with a very very basic - almost an afterthought - massage. I could have given myself a better one, so don't expect anything in the massage category.
After 10 minutes - turn over and a kind of tired, let's get this over with slide around. I had to direct for anything to happen and by then I wished I was somewhere else. Still 28 minutes to go. Time doesn't fly when you're not having fun. 
Anyway - Covered Oral - and I was invited to go and shower. Bear in mind still 20 minutes to go so I felt a bit short changed on all fronts but at the same time relieved to be getting out of there.
Needless to say, I won't return and all I can take from it is a lesson learned. Note to self... Do more/better research. A good Site with decent pictures and wonderful promises and claims of excellence can and will bite you on the arse.

This should be on the review section?

Offline Ming

So I made the mistake of visiting Alysha - off the back of her website - but should have turned around upon seeing the venue entrance. First hint of things to come right?
Not classy as described in the Web Site - run down more like. A very tired building, external passageway to the flat. Very plain inside. Cleanish, but not something you'd expect from the sell on the site. Shower doors dodgy, a nail or two to hang stuff on behind bathroom door. So that's the venue.

Pretty girl - I'll say that much - looks a lot younger than the site pictures. Nice figure, wonderful arse and fanny - but for the misshapen breasts and huge scars. Reductions she told me. With another planned in the future. So could get worse. I'm very much not a scar person so that was somewhat of a turn off.
Started with a very very basic - almost an afterthought - massage. I could have given myself a better one, so don't expect anything in the massage category.
After 10 minutes - turn over and a kind of tired, let's get this over with slide around. I had to direct for anything to happen and by then I wished I was somewhere else. Still 28 minutes to go. Time doesn't fly when you're not having fun. 
Anyway - Covered Oral - and I was invited to go and shower. Bear in mind still 20 minutes to go so I felt a bit short changed on all fronts but at the same time relieved to be getting out of there.
Needless to say, I won't return and all I can take from it is a lesson learned. Note to self... Do more/better research. A good Site with decent pictures and wonderful promises and claims of excellence can and will bite you on the arse.

As Dellboy says, this is the kind of information that will be handy in the review section, it would be very helpful if you could copy and paste this into an actual review with the appropriate links of course.

Ming  :hi:

Apologies gents - I'll copy it over.
Thanks.




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