Jennifer Pussy ~ Marylebone. Best ever negative.

[Bangers and Gash]

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COST: £100 = 1 hour incall.
LOCATION: Marylebone.
COMMS: Via text - pretty good.
PRO$$IE: Only the website pics are accurate. Cute (in a grungy EE sort of way). Bodywise, about a size 8.
SERVICES RECIEVED: Oily HJ. Boom Boom (covered). OW (my choice). Verbal Abuse (her choice).

THE PUNT: I arrived at Marylebone Station (on horseback, like all fluffy white knights) seriously early and planning a nice slap-up meal at the nearby Sports Bar & Grill, until receiving a call from JP saying her next gent had cancelled ...... it's all about priorities, so food would have to wait!

JP is nice but nuts. Soon as I'm over the threshold she was chatting ten to the dozen, arms akimbo, groping, texting, sparking up.... this girl can multitask! No build up. She quickly stripped, lay on the bed and said, 'come fuck me'. A strange punt in many ways. No kissing offered, which I was relieved about as smokers breath makes me vomit. I passed on the RO because her tits tasted of Carlsberg, so she'd clearly not bothered to shower after her last shag! We went through a few basic positions, all the time being told to 'go easy man', 'not too deep' and 'not too hard' as apparently I've got a 'fucking big cock' - yeah sure. Jen twice demanded I help give her an orgasm, I said in that case I want £20 back for giving pleasure and got instructed to 'shut the fuck up and get on with it'. Throw in a load more swearing, pulled faces, me being accidently whacked in the mouth and told I 'fuck like an animal' sums up the punt. With 5 minutes left on the clock I took my own towel and had a cold shower in a bathroom that closely resembled a Chinese laundry.

THE PLAN: I booked her knowing what to expect. She gave me grief and I gave it back, in good humour. When she got tired - which was very quickly - I called her lazy, a slacker, a lightweight for not being able to take a pounding and refusing a stiff cock up the arse. With her legs slung over my shoulders I said 'you complain and whinge like an arthritic old lady'. I tried to press her buttons in the hope she'd kick-off a bit and wave around a knife or machete, just to call her bluff and see if she'd got the balls to cut me when dared. 

NEGATIVES:
Possible contraction of emphysema.
No kissing.
No reverse oral.

POSITIVES:
No kissing.
No reverse oral.

SCORES ON THE DOORS: 5/10

Hard to believe, but in some ways it was quite an enjoyable punt - certainly better than others I've endured in 2015. I found Jennifer likeable, but a misleading services list, low stamina levels and having 30 minutes knocked off my life expectancy due to passive smoking means it's a reluctantly deserved negative.


RETURN VISIT? Doubtful.

 
 

[Biscuitman]

It does not seem to matter how many times folks on here say bad things about her. She is clearly popular.

[cockneybstrd]

I have two questions Bangers

Firstly when what are the trough facilities like for the horses. Is it a safe area to leave a horse tethered ? Or were you worried you would come back and find yourself a victim of horse rustling.

Secondly Did you go back to the sports bar and grill if so what do you have to eat and was it any good

[Atticus Finch]

Good humoured review of an odd sounding girl.

10 negatives in here must be approaching the record.  Do people go and see her just to see if she is as wacky as the reviews suggest?

[NightKid]

Brilliant! Despite everything's that lousy about her, at least you can say she provides one hell of a wind-up punt - and my sides thanks you for the recollection.     

That said ... you're not suicidal after all your punts in 2015 though, yes?  Also, nice review format. 

[Bangers and Gash]

I have two questions Bangers

Firstly when what are the trough facilities like for the horses. Is it a safe area to leave a horse tethered ? Or were you worried you would come back and find yourself a victim of horse rustling.

I thought about leaving him at the station for a pedicure as they have a shoe shine service, but due to all the kebab shops in the area I decided to bring him along to the punt. It worked out pretty well except for the big pile of shit in Jennifers living room, plus it was a real bugger getting him back down the stairs afterwards.   

Secondly Did you go back to the sports bar and grill if so what do you have to eat and was it any good

Nah, didn't bother going back as I had another pre-arranged punt brought forward. Just had time to pop into Pret' at Fulham B and have a nice tuna salad, a meatball wrap and a zesty drink.

Life in the fast lane. 

[OldAdmin]

I'm not expecting she has a fanclub to cause trouble in this thread...

[cockneybstrd]

I'm not expecting she has a fanclub to cause trouble in this thread...

Well unless Sergei putdowns the dumbells and gets on the laptop

And cheers bangers Horse Security is my number one concern when going to incall punt these days

[hendrix]

Probably the best review I've read in a long time

I'm not a massive fan of Carlsberg so probably not for my hypothetical future list. If it was a good red however..

[mattylondon]

Good humoured review of an odd sounding girl.

10 negatives in here must be approaching the record.  Do people go and see her just to see if she is as wacky as the reviews suggest?

A very amusing review. You certainly have literary talent on the reviews front!

She comes across as lazy, a right pain in the arse and very high maintenance. Enough to give you a headache, which is fine for a £50 pump and dump, but I'd be pretty pissed off if I'd paid £100 for that wind up merchant.

A strange one, in that she looks pretty fit in some of her pictures and pretty ordinary in others? Not massively expensive but not the cheapest either, going by other Romanians. I think you'd have had a better time in a Soho walk up for a lot less!

If you'd wanted a real reaction, you should've accidentally stuck your cock up her arse and don't tell me that the thought didn't occur to you! 

As you appear to enjoy being verbally abused, you should have rounded off the evening by eating at Wong Kei in Soho!

[Atticus Finch]

A very amusing review. You certainly have literary talent on the reviews front!

As you appear to enjoy being verbally abused, you should have rounded off the evening by eating at Wong Kei in Soho!

You know, I very nearly went there tonight with the girl I was with, but then I thought, it's fucking shit and we went somewhere nice instead...!

[mattylondon]

You know, I very nearly went there tonight with the girl I was with, but then I thought, it's fucking shit and we went somewhere nice instead...!

Slightly off topic but it's the Chinese version of Faulty Towers! It can be really entertaining, if it's a first time but the food is shite!

[LL]

and told I 'fuck like an animal'

Fucking nutcase. I sincerely hope she doesn't have the worldly wisdom to mean that literally.
Top review. Top punt. Anyone can go see a well-reviewed girl for a GFE. And whilst I enjoy that - where's the adventure in it? Too many in a short space of time and it starts to get all too predictable. My recollections of run-of-the-mill ordinary punts all merge into one. So I think it's good to mix it up with the odd risky punt here and there. I reckon you'll remember this one more vividly and for longer than most punts. Hey, no wonder her tits tasted of Carlsberg - she's probably the craziest prossie in the world.

[leatherlover]

NEGATIVES:
 
No kissing.
No reverse oral.

POSITIVES:
No kissing.
No reverse oral.

 

 

[Nowornever]

Good review! You sure do know how to make a negative punt an enjoyable negative punt...

[mattylondon]

Hey, no wonder her tits tasted of Carlsberg - she's probably the craziest prossie in the world.

Well if she doesn't wash between punters, at least the Carlsberg diluted the taste of the previous punter's spunk on them! 

B&G didn't seem to mind the taste! 

[LanceVance]

This review and others makes me wonder if I should take my life into my hands and book her for the hell of it. She seems to be the punting equivalent a Man v. Food challenge where you get a T-Shirt and place on the Wall of Fame if you survive. 

 

[LL]

This review and others makes me wonder if I should take my life into my hands and book her for the hell of it. She seems to be the punting equivalent a Man v. Food challenge where you get a T-Shirt and place on the Wall of Fame if you survive. 

All she needs to complete that experience is a room full of overweight Americans whooping their encouragement as they watch you nail her at full speed.

[SamLP]

Verbal Abuse (her choice)

 
Love the review. Strangely I want to go and see her, I think I may enjoy the banter.

[Cuntminion]

 

Always enjoy a b an g review

[yumyum3]

Thanks for the hilarious review, BandG. I have contemplated her many times and a few months ago communicated with her through text and email but some of the nuttier stuff came out and I decided against it. Still can't say whether I'll ever attend the car crash or not ... 

[vw]

Good humoured review of an odd sounding girl.

10 negatives in here must be approaching the record.  Do people go and see her just to see if she is as wacky as the reviews suggest?

Curiosity killed the cat, but I bet I could tame this darling !   

[mattylondon]

Curiosity killed the cat, but I bet I could tame this darling !   

A typical case of the jaded prossie, who was once friendly, fresh and provided a good service. A few years and 100s of cocks and spunk showers later, she hates all punters and especially herself, for all those cocks she's serviced. Sounds to me like a fucking car crash waiting to happen and somewhere down the line, an unlucky punter is going to be in a whole world of shit and will rue the day he ever booked her!

I detect a high degree of masochism amongst some posters on this forum! I look forward to reading the next review of this girl for pure entertainment value because I'm certain that it won't be the last!

[Gynaemyte]

“  .  . in some ways it was quite an enjoyable punt - certainly better than others I've endured in 2015. I found Jennifer likeable,  .  “

Her Profile pictures don’t appear to suffer from the dread Photoshop and she appears to get stuck in fairly quickly without the usual timewasting techniques:-
“She quickly stripped, lay on the bed  .  .  ”

The Negatives or Feedback Only negatives are mainly from Members Not Active who are obviously other jealous WG’s.
Only a Few of her Ratings are back-to-back from herself (dambuster1, s196411, saab9573, Oliver Active and kam84) and the rest look like multi-rated, very happy guys.
The only thing I’d query was Russian being the primary language of a Romanian girl.
Otherwise, she sounds like a very honest girl, confirming her hair to be her only bad feature.
She probably just doesn’t like being asked to confirm a lot of private information to strangers prior to a Meeting.
I’m sure if you turned up with some Red Martini and chocolates, she’d behave in a very friendly fashion.
Some of you guys just don’t seem to have any charm.
She sounds as if she has a lot of character which would make a change from the rather bland, non-English speaking, mechanical performers that proliferate AW at the moment.
She has 20 Field Reports and her price looks very reasonable.
The smoking wouldn’t bother me.
She doesn’t appear to be ‘enhanced’ which attracts me – is she ‘natural’?
She doesn’t state her height but looks 5’7” ‘ish – nice. Is that about right?
How far would you say she is from Marylebone Station?
Gm

[vw]

I’m sure if you turned up with some Red Martini and chocolates, she’d behave in a very friendly fashion.
Some of you guys just don’t seem to have any charm.

Are you lost ?

Try

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[smiths]

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COST: £100 = 1 hour incall.
LOCATION: Marylebone.
COMMS: Via text - pretty good.
PRO$$IE: Only the website pics are accurate. Cute (in a grungy EE sort of way). Bodywise, about a size 8.
SERVICES RECIEVED: Oily HJ. Boom Boom (covered). OW (my choice). Verbal Abuse (her choice).

THE PUNT: I arrived at Marylebone Station (on horseback, like all fluffy white knights) seriously early and planning a nice slap-up meal at the nearby Sports Bar & Grill, until receiving a call from JP saying her next gent had cancelled ...... it's all about priorities, so food would have to wait!

JP is nice but nuts. Soon as I'm over the threshold she was chatting ten to the dozen, arms akimbo, groping, texting, sparking up.... this girl can multitask! No build up. She quickly stripped, lay on the bed and said, 'come fuck me'. A strange punt in many ways. No kissing offered, which I was relieved about as smokers breath makes me vomit. I passed on the RO because her tits tasted of Carlsberg, so she'd clearly not bothered to shower after her last shag! We went through a few basic positions, all the time being told to 'go easy man', 'not too deep' and 'not too hard' as apparently I've got a 'fucking big cock' - yeah sure. Jen twice demanded I help give her an orgasm, I said in that case I want £20 back for giving pleasure and got instructed to 'shut the fuck up and get on with it'. Throw in a load more swearing, pulled faces, me being accidently whacked in the mouth and told I 'fuck like an animal' sums up the punt. With 5 minutes left on the clock I took my own towel and had a cold shower in a bathroom that closely resembled a Chinese laundry.

THE PLAN: I booked her knowing what to expect. She gave me grief and I gave it back, in good humour. When she got tired - which was very quickly - I called her lazy, a slacker, a lightweight for not being able to take a pounding and refusing a stiff cock up the arse. With her legs slung over my shoulders I said 'you complain and whinge like an arthritic old lady'. I tried to press her buttons in the hope she'd kick-off a bit and wave around a knife or machete, just to call her bluff and see if she'd got the balls to cut me when dared. 

NEGATIVES:
Possible contraction of emphysema.
No kissing.
No reverse oral.

POSITIVES:
No kissing.
No reverse oral.

SCORES ON THE DOORS: 5/10

Hard to believe, but in some ways it was quite an enjoyable punt - certainly better than others I've endured in 2015. I found Jennifer likeable, but a misleading services list, low stamina levels and having 30 minutes knocked off my life expectancy due to passive smoking means it's a reluctantly deserved negative.


RETURN VISIT? Doubtful.

 
 

Thanks for the amusing review mate, shame it wasn't a good punt.

[Bangers and Gash]

Thanks for the amusing review mate, shame it wasn't a good punt.

It was better than some I've had this year. 

I did enjoy the punt, at times it felt like being on the set of a Stanley Kubrick movie. The Carlsberg tits and no K or FK gave it the thumbs down, but for entertainment value it was definitely up there. In many ways much better than punting some hot but miserable looking pro$$ie with no brain and nothing to say.

I'm still waiting for some cheerleader to point out my rising negative review ratio, saying I must be hard to please or some other daft shit comment. 

[mattylondon]

Are you lost ?

I think he's lost and as dumb as they come. This particular prossie has had 10 negative out of a total of 12 reviews on here?! 

Adultwork reviews don't and never have had any credibility, due to the flawed nature of the system. It doesn't exist for the benefit of punters. It is there to make money off prossies, who are there to make money of punters. Either way, Adultwork wins because it takes a third of any money a prossie makes.

My guess is he'd argue day is night and night is day, so can safely be ignored.   

Box of chocolates? Is this punting or fucking Mills & Boon? 

[cockneybstrd]

“ 

I’m sure if you turned up with some Red Martini and chocolates, she’d behave in a very friendly fashion.
Some of you guys just don’t seem to have any charm.

Seriously this is what you really think.? I am sure your charm is immense and superior to us average posters

But sooner or later this mental case is going to end up stabbing or slashing a punter.

[vw]

I think he's lost and as dumb as they come. This particular prossie has had 10 negative out of a total of 12 reviews on here?! 

Adultwork reviews don't and never have had any credibility, due to the flawed nature of the system. It doesn't exist for the benefit of punters. It is there to make money off prossies, who are there to make money of punters.

My guess is he'd argue day is night and night is day, so can safely be ignored.   

Box of chocolates? Is this punting or fucking Mills & Boon? 

Never take chocolates, if everyone did it will be bad for punters, all the prossies would be fat.

Let him bring his argument on, i bet I stay up later than the little fluff.

Personally I'm expecting a white knight review to appear soon, mainly talking about himself and his more complex and sophisticated etiquette.

This poster seem like he could teach some of our legendary fluffs a thing or 2.

[Mij]

Haha...amusing review! Probably more entertaining for you than fulfilling I'm guessing? Good job you had a second punt lined up for later in the day.

 

[mattylondon]

Never take chocolates, if everyone did it will be bad for punters, all the prossies would be fat.

Many are. 

Well, I look forward to his review because he obviously treats them with a respect that others don't! Let's see if his champagne and chocolates work wonders on this sullen, sarcastic and high maintenance cow. Great review though!

[vw]

Many are. 

Well, I look forward to his review because he obviously treats them with a respect that others don't!

That is suck bollocks as we know ?  imagine he is the type that has to try and be respectful, I just go without trying don't have to force it like this clown Gynaemyte. 

Must be hard work trying !

Forum honest does not equal disrespectful in the real world !!!

[mattylondon]

Forum honest does not equal disrespectful in the real world !!!

Absolutely and I'm sure most of us are very respectful but obviously don't wish to be blunt in person where the service isn't up to scratch. It achieves nothing.

[Gynaemyte]

Never take chocolates, if everyone did it will be bad for punters, all the prossies would be fat.

Let him bring his argument on, i bet I stay up later than the little fluff.

Personally I'm expecting a white knight review to appear soon, mainly talking about himself and his more complex and sophisticated etiquette.

This poster seem like he could teach some of our legendary fluffs a thing or 2.

Does “Hook, line and sinker” not mean anything to you?
It’s riddled with jibes, as are most AW reviews.
She’s clearly a Bargepole case.

[Top Dog]

This bitch sounds like she is on MDMA or Crack 

[Gynaemyte]

This bitch sounds like she is on MDMA or Crack 

MDMA would not induce that behavior.

[mattylondon]

This bitch sounds like she is on MDMA or Crack 

It did occur to me that her tipple of choice may be a mixture of alcohol and a spot of the white stuff.

The erratic behaviour points to that rather than simply alcohol but who knows? Probably an unhappy and jaded hooker, who needs a little extra boost to get through punts?

[mattylondon]

MDMA would not induce that behavior.

No, but I think cocaine would.

[vw]

No, but I think cocaine would.

Mcat could and would be much cheaper !

Would explain the bitch tendencies to, not good for the mind !

[mattylondon]

Mcat could and would be much cheaper !

Would explain the bitch tendencies to, not good for the mind !

Well, if she really is on something, it wouldn't surprise me at all to read down the line that a punter was playing a 'game' with her and ended up getting slashed or such like. Joking aside, she reads as pretty dangerous to me. 13 reviews, 10 negatives, 1 neutral (latest review, which read to me as a negative) and only two positives.

She'll get more bookings off the publicity alone. There's always a punter who either enjoys a danger fuck or thinks that they can 'tame her'! The 13th review most certainly won't be the last! 

[Top Dog]

MDMA would not induce that behavior.

I am sure we can all agree this girl is definitely on something hard 

[mattylondon]

I am sure we can all agree this girl is definitely on something hard

Yep and it's not a cock!

[LL]

I am sure we can all agree this girl is definitely on something hard

There's reference to cocaine use in at least one of her reviews here.

[Gynaemyte]

No, but I think cocaine would.

Alcohol, you would smell.
‘Charlie’ is unlikely to be physically aggressive.
Crack or truly unhinged?
No idea about Mcat? Meth?
Sorry, it was a typo on my part, I didn’t mean Wine and Choc’s – a Dyas Knife Sharpener might have made her realise that you were one step ahead of her – challenge someone, without fear, to make them really think.
But, in this particular case, I’m not sure that I’d take that gamble.
At the risk of having my horse “ham stringed”, I think MI would be a safer bet!

[vw]

But, in this particular case, I’m not sure that I’d take that gamble.
At the risk of having my horse “ham stringed”, I think MI would be a safer bet!

Go on ride your horse in, get Jenifers pimp to tie it up and feed it a few carrots and give her some chocolate.

MI gets turned on my risk taking knights of the realm, maybe JRC will walk your horse while your there !

FYI

A line of MCAT is like quadrupal dropping 4 strong old school e's.

Not for the sane and causes aggression after prolonged use !

[cockneybstrd]

I ve seen people do some very fucked up things on MDMA including violence mainly because they were bi polar in the first place

And coke certainly does have the ability to make people aggressive in a lot of situations. I know it makes me even more of a cunt than usual when I did sniff

[Gynaemyte]

Go on ride your horse in, get Jenifers pimp to tie it up and feed it a few carrots and give her some chocolate.

MI gets turned on my risk taking knights of the realm, maybe JRC will walk your horse while your there !

FYI

A line of MCAT is like quadrupal dropping 4 strong old school e's.

Not for the sane and causes aggression after prolonged use !

Thanks for MCAT – sounds awful except that I never found e’s, in moderation, to be aggressive.
Without moderation, just Zonk!
My sarcasm about MI was mainly for Bangers since he was the OP and didn’t rate her that much!

[vw]

Thanks for MCAT – sounds awful except that I never found e’s, in moderation, to be aggressive.
Without moderation, just Zonk!
My sarcasm about MI was mainly for Bangers since he was the OP and didn’t rate her that much!

It is awful, from experience but the high is like E but the aggression is like someone just killed your family in front of you.  And it is addictive as fuck, very difficult to stop and impossible to do in moderation its so damn cheap.  No research on glad it was banned and I got out of that shit !

[gingerbollocks]

remember seeing her in wembley made a snide remarks about my balls and wanted me out the door as soon as possible