Complete newbie! where to go?

[matty86]

Hi Guys complete newbie here!

Never been for a massage before in my life but feel i could do with one! at the moment with aches and pains, a nice happy ending wouldn't go a miss either 


Just wondering what your suggestions are for a nervous newbie? ? Wirral/Liverpool area ideally.


Thanks In advance
Matt

[cueball]

I'll get to work on your behalf

Get ready for the time of your life, bollox to the massage, I'll find you something that will make your toes curl

[mexicola]

I'm in the Wirral so might be able to help. Whattypes of girls do you like? 

[threechilliman]

I'll get to work on your behalf

Get ready for the time of your life, bollox to the massage, I'll find you something that will make your toes curl

Look forward to this Matty. Cueball is the regional expert on your type of girl. He'll definitely come up with something good.

Enjoy

tcm

[cueball]

Now matty, as your new and have only one single post. You obviously need a bit of worldly advice, man to man. Let me do the work for you.
You need to do some travelling son, get out of town to try your hand (or dip your toe) without mum seeing you knocking on one those naughty girls doors in your area.

This beauty below not only offers massage (for your aches and pains), she'll also make love to you (That's way more than just podging).

It'll also be a good chance for you to get out of the house on a little adventure.

Here you go sunbeam.....
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Your nerves will just ebb away.

No thanks needed, I'm here for you pal, I'm here for you 

Don't forget the review

[threechilliman]

A winner Cueball. You always come up with the goods.

tcm

[cueball]

A winner Cueball. You always come up with the goods.

tcm

Happy to help 

[alan given]

Now matty, as your new and have only one single post. You obviously need a bit of worldly advice, man to man. Let me do the work for you.
You need to do some travelling son, get out of town to try your hand (or dip your toe) without mum seeing you knocking on one those naughty girls doors in your area.

This beauty below not only offers massage (for your aches and pains), she'll also make love to you (That's way more than just podging).

It'll also be a good chance for you to get out of the house on a little adventure.

Here you go sunbeam.....
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Your nerves will just ebb away.

No thanks needed, I'm here for you pal, I'm here for you 

Don't forget the review

The girl? Don't you love her madly.
There is someone for someone but not for me

[blackburnian]

Hi Guys complete newbie here!

Never been for a massage before in my life but feel i could do with one! at the moment with aches and pains, a nice happy ending wouldn't go a miss either 


Just wondering what your suggestions are for a nervous newbie? ? Wirral/Liverpool area ideally.


Thanks In advance
Matt

OP Some of these are a bit out of area , but only 30-40 mins drive Away

Well these haven't logged in for a while but send an email you never know !

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Good luck OP, let us know how you get on .

Cueball , reckon I raised you a couple there!

Bb

[mexicola]

My eyes !

What level of depravity are you searching to find these sea monsters ?

[cueball]

Cueball , reckon I raised you a couple there!

Bb

Good effort there bb, I'm impressed by your seek and sniff skills, so impressed, I'll play my joker card, just right for the op I think you'll agree......

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A true courtesan I think you'll agree

[Jay-Jay]

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP ! Innocent people are being terribly damaged here you know. 

Jay

[blackburnian]

Good effort there bb, I'm impressed by your seek and sniff skills, so impressed, I'll play my joker card, just right for the op I think you'll agree......

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A true courtesan I think you'll agree

Touché , I'll play my joker(s)then-

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Bb

[blackburnian]

My eyes !

What level of depravity are you searching to find these sea monsters ?

Aw for all it's faults has a pretty good search system !  Just missing a swamp donkey category.

Bb

[cueball]

Well done bb, I'll post one more card as I don't want to give too many of my gems away. My current favourite squeeze.....
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Op, don't you be fuckin ruining her

[blackburnian]

Well done bb, I'll post one more card as I don't want to give too many of my gems away. My current favourite squeeze.....
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Op, don't you be fuckin ruining her

Good effort Cueball

I'll make this my last one too , check out the central pic on the profile page or the 1st 4 gallery pics!   

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Posted it here a while ago , some witty git said it was Dave Whelan in drag 

Bb

[cueball]

Well done bb, you've got an astute eye for beauty.

we'll sign off there satisfied that we've done a good days work and helped a newbie.

We're here for you boys, remember, it only takes one single post to fire up the help button

[blackburnian]

we'll sign off there satisfied that we've done a good days work and helped a newbie.

We're here for you boys, remember, it only takes one single post to fire up the help button

+ 1

Best thing is the couple in my last post sent ME a FLIRT on AW.   Twice   

BB

[matty86]

Where you digging these mingers up from lol?


I was thinking more massage places.

[DoberManic]

Nice to see the guys helping a newbie 

Now Matty, when embarking on your first punt don't forget your protection;

No, not the prophylactic....

I mean the very large plank you'll need to tie to your arse 

Happy punting 

[Blue Moon]

....and the blindfold

[Steptoe]

3C, BB etc - yer rotten sods.  The OP does say he wants a massage (and a bit extra) but did not say he wanted to be crushed!  Gave me a good laugh though  .  Where do you find 'em?

Since you guys know my inclinations towards the Thai ladies you will not be surprised if I suggest
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Joy will give a good massage as well as make the OPs toes curl

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Liverpool - not Thai unless you want to try Jasmine Spa in Renshaw St
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but highly recommended is Suzan at External Link/Members Only although she is more a GFE than for massage

Step

[DoberManic]

Seriously though Matty;

If you're wondering why you might need the plank.....

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It 'cause most of these 'girls' will have a fanny like a Hippo's yawn   

 

[Hertsgent]

Bad that I read this post dinner....I also never want to punt again 

[matty86]

Thanks will take a look through the serious ones lol

[DoberManic]

Thanks will take a look through the serious ones lol

I'm sure you'll get used to our warped sense of humour!

I hope your first punt goes well 

Cheers 

p.s. Don't forget to write us a review