How to take your mind off punting

[NIK]

Was intending to go for my first local punt in over two years today, but have decided to tidy out my cupboards instead! It's probably more satisfying in the long run. 
I'm another year older on Friday and I'm certainly acting like it.   

[Jimmyredcab]

I know the feeling well.     

It is hard to get tempted when Adultwork is full of complete crap, headless photos or Romanians.   

[Marmalade]

Many happy returns for Friday, Nik 

[HappyandLucky]

Checking the cash withdrawals on the account always gives me a reality check and makes me think of other hobbies. But then I think that golf wouldn't raise the pulse like a punt.

[cockneybstrd]

Happy Birthday for Friday Nik

The question is did you find anything exciting or interesting when your sorted them out ??

[NIK]

Happy Birthday for Friday Nik

The question is did you find anything exciting or interesting when your sorted them out ??

Not really, but at least it saved me £100! 

[NIK]

Checking the cash withdrawals on the account always gives me a reality check and makes me think of other hobbies. But then I think that golf wouldn't raise the pulse like a punt.

This is another reason.
Then again think I'd sooner suffer a poor punt than a round of golf.
That's one hobby that really is yawnsville as far as I'm concerned. 

[sgb66]

golf is my excuse for going on a punt

don't phone me love as you cant use a mobile phone on a golf course
 
4hrs a round of golf takes plenty of time for seeing a young lady

don't knock golf its a life saver chaps

[RedKettle]

I just click on the AW links on the reviews that HP has posted....

[Urban_G]

Not really, but at least it saved me £100! 

Which you can spend celebrating your birthday, perhaps?

[DoberManic]

Happy Birthday for Friday Nik 

Gym: Weight training usually takes my mind off it... until the scantily clad girls in leotards ask me to spot for them.... 

Then it's back to thinking about the next punt, whilst trying not to stare at their gazongas   

[Mi-Go]

For the price of a punt, you could buy yourself a train-set.  Hours of fun!

[DogFace36]

 Have a wank - it works for me.

[stevedave]

Have a wank - it works for me.

I was just about to say this...chuck one off the wrist, and you won't feel like punting (for a few hours at least  )

Happy Birthday for Friday, NIK, hope you have a good one 

[LL]

Have a wank - it works for me.

Only works for me if I move my punterphernalia soon afterwards. E.g I'll put my punting phone somewhere difficult for me to get to. If it's still in my coat pocket then I'm highly likely to arrange an impromptu punt at any time (most likely after having a drink).

[tonysoprano]

Have a wank - it works for me.

Or 2 wanks, just to drain yourself properly. 

[DogFace36]

Or 2 wanks, just to drain yourself properly. 

  Believe me, at my age one is more than enough!

[Sonny Crockett]

Go for a run!!!

[np500]

If I have a wank I can't punt for at least 3 / 4 days, plus can't wank for 3 / 4 days before a punt, been gagging for one but saving it up go the weekend, it's a hard !

[webpunter]

Being on UKP isn't the best way to take your mind off punting !!